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amy d !!!
How’s it goin’ ?
Did you have to wrestle for the computer ?
May 12, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Comment #49100
puts “cactus plan one into effect”
Yeah, where is everyone?
Damn this thing is slow!!
May 12, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Comment #49099
Damn…
It slowed down here…
May 12, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Comment #49098
Good evening (((Wade, Crash and CB))). Oh I made a manwich.
May 12, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Comment #49097
*requisitions new set of surveillance cameras. plans for shipping and installation in arizona *
sure is quiet for a mond…
google ad for clean christian humor?
oh, wait.
latin scholars.
my bad.
May 12, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Comment #49096
note to self: retrieve dossier.
puts “wade notes” in new location.
May 12, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Comment #49095
It is a really effective learning system, Wade.
I’ve seen it used at several companies.
I works well.
May 12, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Comment #49094
ROFL, CB
May 12, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Comment #49093
Wouldn’t you like to know. Playa!?
May 12, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Comment #49092
Google LOVES you, C.B. !!
May 12, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Comment #49091
ooh
kerry pulled the trigger early on the Word!
maybe a new note is in the offing
May 12, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Comment #49090
*wonders what mnemonic CB used to learn hormone*
those are great memory devices, CB
i do imagine a small, windowless room full of unemployed latin scholars dreaming up medical terminology.
May 12, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Comment #49089
Boredom ads I’d suspect.
But, Hell! I get off on this crap!!!
May 12, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Comment #49088
CB, you are really driving the google ads today
moving out of state
play chess & win reward
i can’t wait to see what your medical terminology generates
May 12, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Comment #49087
Yeah. Right. Me, a teacher.
Salpingo- is really funny though…
May 12, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Comment #49086
Then there is the Ostomy, Otomy, Ectomy thing:
Otomy= “Oh Tommy, you’ve cut into the wall=Otomy=cut into; Ostomy=”Oh stop Tommy, you’ve created a new opening”=Ostomy =create a new opening; and Ectomy=”Tommy is exiting through the new opening”=Ectomy=exits the body.
May 12, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Comment #49085
Hey CB,
I knew what it was before I read it all!
Bye now!
Yay, maybe I will follow in your footsteps!
May 12, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Comment #49084
One of my all-time favorites is edema=a demon swelling…edema=swelling.
Oh, and “-oma” is two kids looking at their mom holding new twins shouting “Oh, Ma! Two more!”
oma=tumor
May 12, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Comment #49083
Non Super hero of course…unless you include spceman spiff…
Bye fantasy,
Have fun.
And why not give it a shot ?
It’s a good idea too.
May 12, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Comment #49082
Go for it, fantasy. Don’t let long words like esophagogastroduodenoscopy scare you away.
Just a scope down the esophagus, through the stomach and into the duodenum.
May 12, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Comment #49081
*remains resolute in not pining for glo*
i am certain you can do anything you put your mind to, fantasy ♥
bye, dear
May 12, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Comment #49080
Crash you still crack me up!
BYE ♥
May 12, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Comment #49079
Awesome Wade…
That was actually…and still is, my all time favorite comic strip.
May 12, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Comment #49078
Oh Boy, Mr. fantasy got home early.
Time to take the ribs out of the slow cooker! *hot tub*
Thanks C.B. I am serious!
May 12, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Comment #49077
Oh Crash!#@%
I do want to do something, just not go to school forever.
May 12, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Comment #49076
LOL, Crash
here you go
May 12, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Comment #49075
8 weeks sounds pretty good. I thought at min. it would be a 2 year thing or something out of reach!
I am encouraged, maybe I won’t stay home and knit!
May 12, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Comment #49074
I wann’a rocket launcher…
And jump through fire hoops on a rocket powered motorcycle, when I grow up…
Evil Knievel style,
Brought to you by the imagination of
Calvin and Hobbes…
May 12, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Comment #49073
But if you are serious, fantasy…I learned my medical terminology in 8 weeks. It really is not hard. just prefixes, suffixes and binding terms.
I was taught using the Dean Vaughn learning system: Gastro…picture a gas truck with the picture of a stomach on the side. Gastro=gas truck=stomach. Chondro=cone door=a cart of leaves on a ramp approaching a large ice cream cone with a door=cart of leaves=cartilage.
Like that.
May 12, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Comment #49072
No, I really am serious about how long was the schooling for a medical Claims or is it coding person?
I think I will be doing something else now, I am undecided on what I want to be when I grow up. That is serious.
May 12, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Comment #49071
i got antibiotics.
im mainlining pediapops (the little bear shaped ones).
May 12, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Comment #49070
I’ve been paying health claims for over 20 years, fantasy. Kinda comes with the territory.
I know bodies. And am nobody.
May 12, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Comment #49069
I think fantasy lost you somewhere between the uvula and vulva C.B.
May 12, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Comment #49068
Did you look that up CB. ? Or do you memorize all the codes? I really want to know, how long does it take in school?
May 12, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Comment #49067
Uvulitis is a good thing normally. The uvula being one of your body’s first lines of defense you can take action at once.
Oophoritis would be inflammation of the ovaries, not to put too fine a point on it.
Just the claims man in me!
Now throat ovaries…that’s a whole other discussion!
Use protection during cunnilingus!
May 12, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Comment #49066
Now I see, You get to keep Rockstar!
May 12, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Comment #49065
CB,
Are you moving for sure? The sun in Arizona would be nice. I would take your dog, just a little too far away.
May 12, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Comment #49064
I actually ment vulva…just typed the wrong thing in…fixed it though…
But I do know the difference between vulva and uvula…
And ovaries too, even though that wasn’t what I ment
May 12, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Comment #49063
You have me laughing about throat ovaries now!
That is what it feels like when your tonsils are swollen.
I can laugh at anything when I am medicated.
Did you back edit???
May 12, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Comment #49062
heisa won’t let me link it, Crash
look it up yourself
May 12, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Comment #49061
fantasy,
Just tell her NO!!! and slam the door in her face whenever she comes over…
May 12, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Comment #49060
tries so hard to NOT be a medical claims examiner at heart
May 12, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Comment #49059
did the doc give you anything for the infection, or just the pain?
there are some throat sprays that might help
May 12, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Comment #49058
And I am very aware of where the vulva really is.
And the uvula just for the sake of clairity…
May 12, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Comment #49057
Crash, I have no idea. She just moved in,I cannot even see her house from here and she didn’t even introduce herself.
I did not invite her in. Now I will be more careful before I even answer. She seems like one big pain coming my way!
From now on I am not home!
You just crack me up!
May 12, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Comment #49056
yeah, ive been gargling with sea salt. i have a bunch to clean my piercings with and it comes in handy for times like this.
the problem is that its more of a swishing since my gargler is broked. maybe tomorrow i can do a real gargle.
May 12, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Comment #49055
i am well aware of the location of the uvula
May 12, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Comment #49054
You can’t be talking about the vulva in the back of the throat fantasy ?
May 12, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Comment #49053
it’s ok, RB
you are on medication
seriously… did you try gargling with salt water to knock down some of the swelling?
May 12, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Comment #49052
just google my uvula, i dont mind.
May 12, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Comment #49051
Much better than a swollen vulva.
New neighbors! Hrrumph!
We got some new homeowners from the inner city a few weeks ago.
Seem to think that they can make as much noise as they like now that they have their own home.
Panty wastes!
I can’t wait until they have to pay a plumber for the first time in their lives!
May 12, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Comment #49050
fantasy…is she on crack ?
Cause I think mine was…
Then for sure it’d be the same one…
May 12, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Comment #49049
Is this a bad time to interrupt?
O.K. RB, Am I the clown at the funeral or what?
Yes it is uvula!
RB, I think the boys need to have a lesson in what a uvula is!
You guys, you have one too!
May 12, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Comment #49048
i dont know what came over me (gah!).
i just whored out there for a minute.
fan, your neighbor sounds excellent in every way. i love that she hallucinated a child.
i also have a crazy neighbor that steals trash and sings really LOUDLY to 80s hair bands.
May 12, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Comment #49047
Crash, i have no idea what you are talking about.
yikes, fantasy
May 12, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Comment #49046
Damn Wade !!
That’s a filthy mind…Talkin’ about swollen uvulas…
Never herd such dirty talk before…
Yep…sounds like my old neighbor…
Ask her if you could borrow a totem pole…
May 12, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Comment #49045
OMG! Crash, I think your crazy nieghbor moved in down the road! AAAAWWWWW!
I am running as fast as I can.
She came to my door and in a whiney, I can hardly put out the effort said, “Can my son play with your little girl?” I said “I don’t have a little girl,she is 26.” She says “You do to I saw her yesterday!” I said No I don’t have a little girl. Then she says”Can I borrow some money until my foodstamps come!” EEEK! I cannot even stand her voice. Then she acts like a complete idiot!
Really I am usually very friendly and giving, BUT…….?
May 12, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Comment #49044
see, here i was trying to be nice, RB.
making no reference to your swollen uvula comment…
May 12, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Comment #49043
Did it break again ?!?
Sorry,
I’m just being impatient…
How is everyone ?
Awesome news about Rocky C.B.
Wann’a walrus…or would that be a tough pitch to sell to your mom ?
May 12, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Comment #49042
Damn…
May 12, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Comment #49041
Aww, sookie sookie now…keep your mind down there, RB…
May 12, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Comment #49040
my mind is in the gutter today.
CB, I think Ive seen your black mamba on one of those amazing penet-
*never mind*
May 12, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Comment #49039
Yeah, Wade…I guilted her just like she taught me!
Sweet revenge!! LOL
May 12, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Comment #49038
For the record, I had absolutely nothing to do with that throat thing!!
The black mamba was safely stowed away!
May 12, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Comment #49037
i had a feeling it would only be a matter of time before you asked about my throat, Wade.
unfortunately, nothing has gone down in my throat, much to the chagrin of my landlord (its waaaay past the 1st of the month).
May 12, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Comment #49036
that’s good news, CB
glad to see your powers of persuasion are still intact
May 12, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Comment #49035
i knew you weren’t feeling well, RB
tried to resist, but…
has any of the swelling gone down in your throat?
May 12, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Comment #49034
i hate finding asshole. it always ruins my manicure.
May 12, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Comment #49033
That’s ok, RB…that’s my job at first.
The more you get to know me, the less asshole you will find. (i hope)
Should’a seen me and ‘Glo at first!!! ROTFLMAO
May 12, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Comment #49032
awake again.
CB, i didnt get a bad impression of you, i just thought you were an asshole
sorry about all of the one-hit posting today, this is getting the best of me AND The Mister isnt very sympathetic. *flop*
brainchef is making me cranky.
May 12, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Comment #49031
WOOHOO!!!
I talked Mom into having Rocky if I bathe him every other day!
Her main concern was dog smell…yeah, like I’m gonna love old-people smell! LOL
May 12, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Comment #49030
LOL, Crash
i have no idea what happened. i guess fixing the comment box on the main messed up tmhq
or kerry is just messing with us
May 12, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Comment #49029
Wann’a walrus ?
May 12, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Comment #49028
i’m sorry
do to national security concerns all walrus owners must keep this comment section clear until further notice
May 12, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Comment #49027
It was broken…
What happened ?
May 12, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Comment #49026
Testing…1…2…3…
It’s back !!!
May 12, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Comment #49025
LOL, CB
now i have google ads for moving out of state & cross country move
May 12, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Comment #49024
*lights country folk votives*
May 12, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Comment #49023
Nah, Playa, she lives with her parents.
Talk about poster children for anal retentiveness…I don’t think they have ever taken a shit, let alone taken care of a pet of any kind!
Wait!! My daughter’s god-mother lives just around the corner! She’s country and country folks love dogs! I need to call mom…hope their relationship is still strong.
May 12, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Comment #49022
what about your cousin in AZ, CB?
maybe they could keep rock star. Then, once you get your feet under you and find your own place…
May 12, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Comment #49021
I’m thinking I have done all I can here in NJ.
The move to AZ seems like the best one. Anyone have any ideas on what to do with the Rock Star? I’d hate to put him in a shelter.
Mom is adamant that he has no place there.
I can usually sway her, but not this time.
May 12, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Comment #49020
I know, uhg!
I wuz feeling rejected! LOL
May 12, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Comment #49019
I’m glad I’m not the only one TMHQ wuz broken for!
May 12, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Comment #49018
Hey, Ames! Have you tried the full body hug on her yet?
I made an impression on RB, I’m afraid all she got was the “Bad Cop” side of me though.
May 12, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Comment #49017
I’m about to leave for home now. Maybe I will be back this evening (I may have to wrestle Wesley for the computer,
)
May 12, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Comment #49016
Oh hai! R wee bak naw?
tmhq wuz brokin
May 12, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Comment #49015
Aww TY Mish … but no worries … I don’t mind looking crazy … I mean it isn’t like I can help it IRL
May 12, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Comment #49014
Hey amy d !!!
How you doing ?
May 12, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Comment #49013
That’s loyalty and dedication embodied, Mish!
I don’t seem to be making much of an impression on Rb. Next time she shows up, I’m bringing out the sparkling personality.
May 12, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Comment #49012
my comment was lame too for the same reason, but then I changed it and found UGH had responded to mine, so I had to go back in AGAIN and add something along the lines of my original comment so UGH didn’t look like a crazy girl!