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*decides now is not the time to mention his first paying job was as a glass-bottom boat driver*
can’t leave y’all alone for a second!
:queasy:
May 14, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Comment #49500
If Milwaukee wants to draw tourists they might consider moving the entire city to Fiji.
If the Rock and Roll hall of fame can’t draw tourists to Cleveland I seriously doubt that a giant Arthur Fonzarelli will increase visitation to Milwaukee.
I’m not saying Cleveland is better than Milwaukee, mind you but they’re both on the clearance rack at the big city discount outlet.
May 14, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Comment #49499
I’m doing good, Glo.
I don’t know if you back-read from earlier this morning, but I left Pumpkin at the vets this morning. I will be slightly preoccupied until I pick him up this evening.
May 14, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Comment #49498
RB - I am at work too, just being careful!!
Things are weird. He is okay, but I am not getting comfortable with things again until I know for sure what’s going on with us. I am not gonna get my hopes up again to have them crushed… again.
May 14, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Comment #49497
it is over?
May 14, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Comment #49496
Hey ames, I’ve been very busy here at work. Three people have stopped by the office for long chats since, you know, I was off yesterday, and therefore behind on the workplace gossip.
How’re you, sis?
May 14, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Comment #49495
are things getting better with mr mishee, mishee?
May 14, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Comment #49494
yeah, glo, they are definitely NSFW.
.
.
.
*is AT work*
May 14, 2008 at 11:59 am
Comment #49493
RB - that definitely trumps Lincoln! I give!!
*waves white flag*
It was fun while it lasted, but you win!!!
May 14, 2008 at 11:58 am
Comment #49492
* Hearing glo’s melodic voice, amy d climbs out from under the couch where the sounds of disturbing conversation were muffled.*
Hey Glo! What’s happening hot stuff?
May 14, 2008 at 11:57 am
Comment #49491
No one cares who stole this Hot Pocket…
May 14, 2008 at 11:52 am
Comment #49490
ok, RB you got me, I don’t have anything to counter the Abe Lincoln. (I’m actually not too sure anything can trump that one!) I fold.
May 14, 2008 at 11:52 am
Comment #49489
I can see I’m going to have to wait ’til I get home before I click on any more links you tmi troublemakers put up.
Claw, I was going to ask you three hours ago if you are planning to make a special trip to Milwaukee this summer to see the new bronze statue of Fonzie the geniuses at the tourism board are having put up. Yep, they actually think a bronze statue of a tv character is going to draw in the tourism dollars. Yep.
May 14, 2008 at 11:52 am
Comment #49488
Im feeling patriotic
May 14, 2008 at 11:50 am
Comment #49487
Wikipedia doesn’t know everything.
Did I ever tell you much I like to sail?
May 14, 2008 at 11:48 am
Comment #49486
just one of the joys of having three older brothers.. you hear things you should never know!!
May 14, 2008 at 11:47 am
Comment #49485
you people are sick
May 14, 2008 at 11:46 am
Comment #49484
RB - why go to the rodeo when you can be in the marching band??
I effin LOVE wikipedia!
May 14, 2008 at 11:44 am
Comment #49483
Mishee, I see your Sanchez and raise you pony
May 14, 2008 at 11:41 am
Comment #49482
RB - at least your wikipedia links aren’t as disturbing as mine….
May 14, 2008 at 11:34 am
Comment #49481
DAMN it! Heisa is vomiting up my comments again.
May 14, 2008 at 11:13 am
Comment #49480
This never ceases to be funny to me
May 14, 2008 at 11:13 am
Comment #49479
Yup! I liked Home Movies a lot! Though I am more of a The Oblongs kind of gal.
Claw they sell special hair dye for pubes in a wide variety of colors.
Perhaps my knowledge of cartoon porn and pube dye has revealed too much about myself.
Bye (((GWYNN)))
May 14, 2008 at 11:10 am
Comment #49478
Hi Mishee!
*is disturbed by the Google ad for throat cancer and feels mocked*
May 14, 2008 at 11:10 am
Comment #49477
It’s time for me to take my son to daycare and be off to work so i have to go now. i apologize for only a short vist but i cant help that. i hope everyone here has a good day. bye.
May 14, 2008 at 11:09 am
Comment #49476
WOW, you guys are really bouncing off the walls today!! Watch out for any extra tacks that fell on the ground yesterday…
May 14, 2008 at 11:09 am
Comment #49475
Hey Claw…
She was shaved in the true tradition of most fan-art creators also having a penchant for young girls. The Mister also likes Jessica Rabbit and Ariel. I find it disturbing, only because I have gone as both of those characters for Halloweens past before I met the Mister and never considered anyone would have enough of a toon fetish to feel me up and scream “I LOVE YOU PRINCESS ARIEL!!!” (which they did).
I had pink pubes once, back when I dyed my hair every few days. That may be TMI for some of you, and for those of you its TMI for I say…*thhhhhhp*.
May 14, 2008 at 11:08 am
Comment #49474
UHG, I think its the kind of show you only really like if you are:
1. into metal
2. a stoner
3. fifteen
4. in college, but a stoner AND into metal
Have you ever watched Home Movies? Its wonderful.
And, no, Wade…you filthy-minded thing…although, on second thought, wouldn’t you like to know…
May 14, 2008 at 11:05 am
Comment #49473
*gives amy a long, lingering hug. forgives all*
the conspiracy stuff on metalocalypse is hilarious, uhg
ok, must go
May 14, 2008 at 11:05 am
Comment #49472
Erin Esurance…MMMMM.
I wouldn’t mind adjusting her policy. She can raise my rates anytime.
Hey, did that picture reveal whether or not Erin’s carpet matches the drapes? Did she have a pink landing strip or is she a full Brazilian kind of girl? Either works for me, but I’ve never seen hot pink pubes before. Gray pubes on grandma, and my mom’s looked a little rasta. I dated a girl in college with corn rows down there but no pink pubes. Not yet, anyway.
May 14, 2008 at 11:05 am
Comment #49471
Glad you’re feeling better, Rb. I briefly considered coming to work nekkid today, but didn’t want to upset the masses.
May 14, 2008 at 11:03 am
Comment #49470
will you do anything for dethklok, RB? will you?
LOL, Gwenn. We had a safeway nearby (torn down and being rebuilt) that had too many express lanes, so rather than taking down the sign, they just steered regular carts to the lane. I loved the looks I got from people.
ok, gotta go jump through hoops. back in a while.
May 14, 2008 at 11:02 am
Comment #49469
Hi RunBarbara Bowen would probably know who that band is. i have never met you either. hi im Gwenn nice to meet you RunBarbara. honestly im rarely around here.
May 14, 2008 at 11:02 am
Comment #49468
Metalocalypse is a little too weird for me but I probably haven’t seen enough episodes
you were not talking to US naked …. were you?
Holy crap is PAN the land of bad tonsils now or is RB 2ndsout in disguise? my head is spinning!
May 14, 2008 at 11:02 am
Comment #49467
Hi Amy, Im definitely here for a while. Today is my first day back to work after an unfortunate series of events surrounding my tonsils/throat. Im still sick, but Im sick enough to be at work sitting online instead of being at home…sitting online naked.
May 14, 2008 at 11:01 am
Comment #49466
* rushes over and embraces Wade whilst stroking his hair*
So, Rb, we meet at last (maybe. The other times I’ve tried to talk to you, you’ve been bouncing in and out, so I’ll keep my fingers crossed).
I like Johnny Bravo.
May 14, 2008 at 10:58 am
Comment #49465
HA! Murderface.
As a select few of you know, I am absolutely obsessed with black metal music (in an ironic way). When I first saw Dethklok I was managing a Hot Topic and we got these pre-release DVDs of the show before it was aired on Adult Swim. I took it home and professed my undying love for Brendon Small (because I thought nothing could come close to Home Movies in all of its glory and yet, yet! Something came close. And it was Dethklok).
Hi Gwynn, Ive heard a lot about you but have never met you!
May 14, 2008 at 10:56 am
Comment #49464
You have no idea how many people complain about that Wade. even if they are not in the express lane themself and only noticed somebody in the express lane with an overloaded cart.
May 14, 2008 at 10:54 am
Comment #49463
doing well, Gwenn. putting off doing some actual work
LOL, RB yeah, esurance erin is hawt! and i am so relieved it was nathan explosion, and not murderface or pickles
May 14, 2008 at 10:53 am
Comment #49462
maybe she was saying hello to the python as well
oh, and i can’t wait for the google ads this line of conversation will spawn
May 14, 2008 at 10:51 am
Comment #49461
Claw, The Mister has a thing for Esurance Erin. Everytime the commercials come on he is absolutely riveted. Recently, I found some disturbing “fan art” of her on our computer showing us just how wide a nimble insurance spokesperson can spread her legs.
So, I saw his Esurance Erin and raised him a Nathan Explosion full nude.
Fair is fair, afterall.
May 14, 2008 at 10:50 am
Comment #49460
Ive been good and busey a lot. I feel busey all of the time anyway. work is pretty good too but there are some personalities i dont get along with. how are things going with you ? (my son is running around like crazy right now)
May 14, 2008 at 10:48 am
Comment #49459
amy did greet claw twice! oh well, at least I got a nod!
heya gwynn… been a while for sure!
May 14, 2008 at 10:45 am
Comment #49458
Ummm claw, can you draw? Your dream can be a reality … or Mishee can buy a blue (WTF amimals are BLUE?) animal skin dress and a black wig. I’m just sayin’ … Yes, Pebbles is legal … all of your sin-off blather and you don’t remember The Pebbles and Bam-Bam Show
Hi amy! Hi Gwynn! Hi Mishee! Hi Wade!
May 14, 2008 at 10:45 am
Comment #49457
*jumps up and down waving at amy. wonders why she greeted claw twice*
hey Gwenn!
how’s work going?
i hope not like this
May 14, 2008 at 10:43 am
Comment #49456
Is Pebbles legal yet?
May 14, 2008 at 10:42 am
Comment #49455
I don’t want porn…I want Betty Rubble to sit on my face with that fine Hanna Barbera ass of hers.
May 14, 2008 at 10:41 am
Comment #49454
Hi Gwynn, good to see ya. How have you been?
May 14, 2008 at 10:40 am
Comment #49453
Good Morning everybody. i can stay for only a few minutes before i have to leave for work. i know its been a while ago that i was here last time.
May 14, 2008 at 10:37 am
Comment #49452
Hello Claw, Uhg, Mishee and Claw. On a (somewhat) related topic, certain cell phones have text message alerts that remind me of the sound Rosie use to make (I don’t recall why).
May 14, 2008 at 10:36 am
Comment #49451
I think I have actually seen something with the Jetsons that was forwarded to my phone. It was more disturbing than the Bart, Lisa, Milhouse trifecta I got from my BFF one time… gross.
May 14, 2008 at 10:30 am
Comment #49450
hey uhg
and it probably includes dino and rosie the robot
i’m starting to wonder if s.s. stands for sally strothers
May 14, 2008 at 10:29 am
Comment #49449
claw, you can find porn like that … I’m sure.
May 14, 2008 at 10:27 am
Comment #49448
See, a spin off usually takes one character from the original and puts them in a new environment… like Joey, but usually better… like Fraiser.
The Flintstones wasn’t a spin off, it was inspired by the Honeymooners, a pretty big difference if you ask me… The Jetsons, also the same, it just took the idea to the other end of the spectrum (or time line, if you will) and added a few kids and a dog. And no neighbor now that I think about it… so maybe The Jetsons was inspired by something else.
as for the threesome, that’s not that bad on the scale of some of the fantasy ones I have heard over the years…
May 14, 2008 at 10:25 am
Comment #49447
So does The Flintsones count as a spin-off of the Honeymooners? And does The Jetsons count as a spin-off of the Flintstones?
And does it make me a pervert that I’d really like to have a threesome with Betty Rubble and Jane Jetson?
May 14, 2008 at 10:13 am
Comment #49446
another little known fact
the pilot for happy days was a vignette on love, american style
May 14, 2008 at 10:12 am
Comment #49445
I don’t buy that at all. A spin-off of a spin-off is not a spin-off of the original.
May 14, 2008 at 10:09 am
Comment #49444
I’m back! ah! claw is here again! you better stick around, I am getting used to you being here!! it just gets me tickled pink!
I think you are right about the spin offs of Happy Days, but alas, I will google it anyways cause now I want to know.
P.S.:
Well, I just had to know… and I am happy to report say I am right!
Most Spinoffs
May 14, 2008 at 10:00 am
Comment #49443
Well, she says she’s here…
Gotta go do some work, get to bed…
See y’all later ♥
May 14, 2008 at 9:58 am
Comment #49442
Another steel trap mind.
Cheers for the info. I don’t know anything much at all about it. And it did get better (his acting ).
I don’t know much about scraping foetus either. But there’s a little reading. Nothing to do with Aphex Twin.
I know nothing about this: Little known fact: Finger Eleven was formerly known as The Rainbow Butt Monkeys.
Neither if you are serious or not. Google time.
May 14, 2008 at 9:44 am
Comment #49441
Larry David was the creative force behind Seinfeld and he only made cameo appearances. David took inspiration from Jerry’s comedy routine and Jerry contributed. You’ll notice that Jerry’s acting ability improved as the show went on and the writing picked up because Jerry and David relinquished control of the script to television veterans who sped things up.
I thought Scraping Fetus of the Wall was a Statler Brothers’ song.
Little known fact: Finger Eleven was formerly known as The Rainbow Butt Monkeys.
May 14, 2008 at 9:40 am
Comment #49440
Claw, there is a band called Scraping foetus off the wall. It may have morphed into Aphex Twin, but my info is always half-baked.
May 14, 2008 at 9:36 am
Comment #49439
Yet, Seinfeld wrote Seinfeld, no? Not my area of expertise, and I know it was a different premise.
They also got out before they got really lame. MASH seemed to go on for a lot more series than Seinfeld - but I remember it with Trapper John (and the spin off, vaguely). Did used to zip along. But I wasn’t an adult when I watched it.
May 14, 2008 at 9:34 am
Comment #49438
I think Happy Days actually has the most spin-offs if you limit the criteria to exclude “franchises” like Law & Order, CSI and reality shows. Of course Happy Days stopped being good long before it spun shows off and that’s why every spin off was forgettable.
MASH had the strangest spin-off with Trapper John MD, which was loosely tied to the original series through the title character. Trapper, however, was now old and responsible –not the lovable drunk depicted in MASH.
Of course MASH got preachy as Alan Alda took more creative control of the script. People like Gary Burgoff (Radar) got big heads and left to pursue independent projects. In Gary’s case it was a series of SOHIO commercials. Way to go.
In my opinion most shows seem to have a limited shelf life. The really good ones seem to take a season or two to get chemistry among the cast. Cheers and Seinfeld were like that. Of course those two shows managed to last for years without getting stale but that was because nobody ever tried to take things seriously. MASH and Happy Days tried to deliver social messages. Happy Days made Fonzie lame! How do you take a cool character like The Fonz and turn him into a pansy?
Friends lost me after the third season and by the time it went off the air I wanted the entire cast to die in a building fire. If they ever have a Friends reunion show I think I’ll kill myself. And whoever came up with “Joey” should be forced to join me.
I think that the trick is to fire writers every two or three years and to keep the actors out of the creative process. L&O SVU sucks royal balls because Mariska Hargitay and Chris Meloni want to “show their range” what they do is create soap opera characters that need to be killed off.
May 14, 2008 at 9:29 am
Comment #49437
I think the fully formed genius in her just got inspired
May 14, 2008 at 9:29 am
Comment #49436
And I almost burnt my dinner again, ‘glo. I’m definitely blaming tmhq for the oft-occurence of that lately!
Amy’s over on the main, so maybe she’ll be over soon.
The bottom of the pot ain’t too pretty.
May 14, 2008 at 9:28 am
Comment #49435
And just WHY is my amy posting on the MT and not in here?
May 14, 2008 at 9:27 am
Comment #49434
It’s ok, rose, I’m here now, you’re not alone.
May 14, 2008 at 9:26 am
Comment #49433
chuck and bob mindreading
See you Mish!
May 14, 2008 at 9:19 am
Comment #49432
I don’t know if it was so big in Oz, Mishee - though I do know the show, but I never watched it if it was on (does that make sense?)
We had the British invasion then too. Shows like “Some Mothers do ‘ave ‘em”, and “Dad’s Army” - they were similar in tone to “All in the Family”, I think - or “Dad’s Army” was. And I think that Alf Garnett in ‘Till Death do us Part’ was similar to Archie Bunker.
I remember “Soap”. My folks used to watch that
You know that one?
May 14, 2008 at 9:14 am
Comment #49431
Well, I should shut down and get dressed and stuff… I will be back when I get to work, and if your food isn’t ready till midnight, you might still be here…
If not, have a good night!!
May 14, 2008 at 9:11 am
Comment #49430
Michael J Fox was in Family Ties in the 80s…
Sally was in All in the Family in the 70s - the show with Archie Bunker…remember?? silly rosie!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066626/
All in the Family I believe has the distinction of having the most spinoffs…
The Jeffersons is one.
May 14, 2008 at 9:06 am
Comment #49429
You’re gonna have to wait for UHG for your Bones conversation.
May 14, 2008 at 9:05 am
Comment #49428
geriatric - Mishee - I just couldn’t remember what show she was in. I thought it was Family ??? The Michael J Fox one - Family Ties? Why google when you’re here?
The arm seems to be better of late, I’m not sure why. Or I’ve just got used to those sharp, stabbing pains
zucchini, leek and potato soup. It will be midnight by the time it’s ready, so maybe I should eat something else.
Now that you jog my memory, it is the Starvin Marvin episode.
All in the Family is repeated over here, and it’s something that I can get bilingually (so in English) - it’s better in Japanese. Oh no, sorry, I’m thinking of Full House. Is All in the Family the Michael J Fox one? Better google
May 14, 2008 at 9:04 am
Comment #49427
OMG I just finished Monday’s Bones and I am going nuts!! They BETTER not kill off Seeley!! I will be sooooo pissed! The show is JUST FINE how it is! I think they know that though - like when they had Bones in a relationship, luckily they ended it pretty quickly, cause it’s just not supposed to be like that…
May 14, 2008 at 9:00 am
Comment #49426
rose, that’s the Starvin’ Marvin episode, right? how old are you??? Even I remember her from All in the Family (thank you Nick at Night)
Sorry about the arm! It’s early and I just poured my coffee… what’s for dinner??
May 14, 2008 at 8:54 am
Comment #49425
I can only remember Sally Struthers from the South Park episode.
May 14, 2008 at 8:51 am
Comment #49424
Hello there Mishee
*rubs arm*
That’s my arm, not the clock.
Still cooking dinner.
May 14, 2008 at 8:51 am
Comment #49423
*punching in*
Anyone about??
May 14, 2008 at 8:38 am
Comment #49422
hope I actually get it on the stove, Wade. It’s almost 9 here. Love that particular strip.
See you ♥ hon ♥ have a wonderfully mundane day, if that means something like seeing fantasy hanging off a shower pole
I read the title of the new note as ’salty strutters’ for ages
May 14, 2008 at 8:00 am
Comment #49421
blag
i liked the temple posts.
ok, i really need to get moving. hope you have a lovely dinner and evening, dear rose ♥
May 14, 2008 at 7:56 am
Comment #49420
(((Wade!!)))
* peeling potatoes, listening about burma
*
2metres, that’s ruduculous!
I posted a picture of a cow cos’ the temples didn’t seem too popular
and they’re holy (holi?) in India.
Also, they’re not so common here, and they were lovely cows.
A teacher I worked with used to deliberately misteach one word every semester. I think ruduculous was her favourite. We might have talked about that before…I know there’s that very funny cartoon that maybe you posted, about ‘blags’… I’ve got it in my email somewhere.
backedited a mr green into the post before last!
May 14, 2008 at 7:51 am
Comment #49419
awww, ((((rose)))) ♥
May 14, 2008 at 7:47 am
Comment #49418
still here for a few more minutes, rose
i was also trying to link a story i saw today about a cow in britain that is 2 metres tall at the shoulders.
reminded me of your latest post 
May 14, 2008 at 7:46 am
Comment #49417
Okay, lone showers, lone kitchens, lone postings - retribution works in funny ways
May 14, 2008 at 7:41 am
Comment #49416
hey rose
i was going to ask glo if she needed company, but the comment was devoured. hmmm
i love spoonerism soup
May 14, 2008 at 7:40 am
Comment #49415
Zeke and lucini soup. Thanks for asking, Wade.
May 14, 2008 at 7:31 am
Comment #49414