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CB always gets paid!
May 14, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Comment #49700
well, a noumble-ectomy is more involved for girl kittehs
May 14, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Comment #49699
Oh, he tried the remorseful thing. Gotta give him points for that.
The check will go to the phat debt, Wade.
The poor fool knows not that I have activated his new bank account and have the PIN code he does not have.
I’m an old-school Playa from way back in the day.
I think we have someone here in tmhq to help tutor almost any subject, amy.
May 14, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Comment #49698
Thanks, CB! I will take you up on that if he takes a wrong turn. He’s doing the right things and working towards positive goals, so I feel a lot better now than when I was waiting for him to come home.
May 14, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Comment #49697
Sunshine sniffed him up and down when he came back. She seemed to give a lot of attention to the “down”. I’m guessing it was the medicial smell that caught her attention.
Wesley will do fine on the GED,too, based on his pre-GED test results. I’m so excited for him!
May 14, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Comment #49696
All my best to wes. I’m sure he will do well…or we’ll kick his ass!! LOL
May 14, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Comment #49695
would said phat check be applicable to the phat debt?
May 14, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Comment #49694
Do you really think so, CB? That’s sad. I know you were clear with him last time he came by about what was and was not acceptable. Did he seem remorseful at all? Has he tried to contact you?
May 14, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Comment #49693
*opens cupboard. rummages around. a-ha! pulls out and lights GED & Pumpkin votives* ♥
May 14, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Comment #49692
It came to me why Taalib came sniffing around a few weeks ago, amy.
His grand-mother’s estate should close about now and the little snipe was sniffing for a phat check.
May 14, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Comment #49691
It’s been raining pretty hard for about the last 2 1/2 hours. Thankfully, I beat it home. I left early so we could get Wesley a state i.d. He needs that to reserve his spot for the GED test. We picked Pumpkin up on the way home. He’s mostly been sleeping.
May 14, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Comment #49690
my day was ok
most excitement was driving to dinner. wreck happened about 3-4 minutes before i got on the highway. so sat in traffic 15-20 minutes, watching the ambulances, fire trucks, police…
May 14, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Comment #49689
*lights employment votives*
so, amy, did you have to swim home?
did you have to leave pumpkin at the vet overnight, or is he home?
May 14, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Comment #49688
Aw thanks, Wade
I was beginning to believe it would never happen.
How was your day? And ya’ll, too, Crash and CB?
May 14, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Comment #49687
Not yet, I’ll give it a few days before thinking about it again. It’s in the hands of the temp agency. If they want to get paid they have to produce a warm body…I just hope it’s mine!
Hey, (((amy)))
May 14, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Comment #49686
well, ((((amy))))
i am just giddy with excitement and pride on your Word!
way to go!!
May 14, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Comment #49685
yeah, LOL
i was sharing Mishee’s popcorn during the show
May 14, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Comment #49684
Okay, I’m back. Wes is at his youth group so I have at least an hour before I have to get off the site again.
What’s happening?
May 14, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Comment #49683
any word on the BCBS opening?
May 14, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Comment #49682
Playa, did you see that someone went after claw today?
What were they?…Nuts?
May 14, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Comment #49681
LOL, yeah, folks trying to ream each other out.
I ain’t a’scairt, I can hold my own most times.
May 14, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Comment #49680
LOL, CB
you da man!
May 14, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Comment #49679
hey there, y’all (or whoever is still around)
the main thread(s) are like roto-rooter on steroids
May 14, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Comment #49678
The site is back!
stops hyperventilating
I’m proud of me that I saved “Flying Fuck-hole” for another occasion!
May 14, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Comment #49677
I got booted just now…
C.B.
I missed the bruha,
I was getting some running around done.
Good to see so many have your back though.
May 14, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Comment #49676
Did I kill a dog I don’t remember?
Oh, well, fuck it, right?!
Any high-jinks over here?
Thanks for the back-up, by the way!
May 14, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Comment #49675
Hey M.A. !!
How you doing ?
Later uhg, & Mishee,
Catch you on the flipside.
May 14, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Comment #49674
well time to go! catch you all on the flipside!
May 14, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Comment #49673
crash - me too - 15 minutes until i can lock the doors, haven’t had any customers since the sky broke and the parking lot flooded - i’ve done all the work i care to do.
May 14, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Comment #49672
No, don’t take it personally…just bored at home at the moment,
Nothin to do…
So I just dropped in to unbored myself.
May 14, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Comment #49671
Wow ugh, you really shouldn’t have said that!
Well, 4pm, time to get the FUCK outta here!
See y’all later!
May 14, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Comment #49670
I know … but that PS3 version is AWESOME from what I have heard!
I’ll be good.
Sorry Crash, how can we entertain you?
May 14, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Comment #49669
I’m bored…
May 14, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Comment #49668
I know ugh, let’s keep it that way!
You know Mr. Mishee was trying to entice me to let him get a PS3 for his b-day by telling me stuff like “You should see how the graphics have come along” (I had a little bout with the PS1 and Spyro) and “They have the Sims!”
I told him, he doesn’t even want to GO there if he likes to watch his TV at all….
May 14, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Comment #49667
Sims? What? Where? I haven’t played!
May 14, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Comment #49666
jokes!
Did you say you were gonna call me Sim?? Let’s not go there anymore, ugh (my name for her! but I do like RB enough to share with her!) hasn’t even gotten 30 days since she fell off the wagon!
May 14, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Comment #49665
i like uhg a lot. unhol makes me laugh, which makes me like her, as a person, even more.
be careful or i will start calling you S’him!
(kidding, totally kidding)
May 14, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Comment #49664
I mean if you want to be funny on an old thread O.K. but why fight?
I don’t mind unhol, or UHG or whatever as long as I can tell you are talking to me it is all good
hee hee though Mishee gets a little proprietary about calling me UGH
May 14, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Comment #49663
YOU ARE CALLING HER AN UN-HOLE?? (that’s why I call her ugh!)
May 14, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Comment #49662
amen, unhol. (i got sick of uhg).
May 14, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Comment #49661
WTF with the turd stirring on the Dead Doggy thread? It drives me out of my skull when new people go to old threads and start picking. Why dredge up old fights? Be indignant about comments from the past 24 hours or shut your trap!
May 14, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Comment #49660
Davey Crockett gives me hand-me-down flash-backs. My sister had the tee shirt from the 1950’s tv show, it went to my brother and by the time I got it you could barely see poor Davey!!
We used to have a pic of me wearing it with my “Mr. Greenjeans” (of captain kangaroo fame) pants!
May 14, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Comment #49659
David Crockett (insert last name here), Jr. (and the last name is also well known by the 80s Brat Pack fanbase and fans of Matt Groening productions that don’t have yellow people in them)
His father, David Crockett Sr, his son, David Crockett III.
I am surrounded by them!!
(Did I mention my father is also a David - not Crockett though!)
May 14, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Comment #49658
is his name really davy crocket? because i will so trade you!
May 14, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Comment #49657
You got yourself a pirate, what can I say about my Davy Crockett? A frontiersman I guess….
May 14, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Comment #49656
I used to deliver newspapers when I was a kid and bought my own clothes,
Then I had pissant jobs here and there and bought what I needed / saved money…
Was paying my mom rent when I was 16 or so…
Stole my dad’s old leather jacket…but that’s his fault, he left it behind.
Congrats on “WORD!” amy d !
May 14, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Comment #49655
*puts on her thinking cap*
maybe we could, um…meet in oakland and get shot at!
actually, a lot of the brain chef crew is planning a meet up when the mister and i go up there. nick, the guy who created the site, lives in the city and so do about 10 of the regular players. maybe you could do caltrain just once, pretty please with sugar on top?
oh, so i can stop calling him “the mister” his name is actually Will.
Will Turner.
no shit, just like POTC.
May 14, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Comment #49654
Thanks ya’ll, its my 1st time. Wes took advantage of my faint to get on the computer (posting from cell). I’ll come back later.
May 14, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Comment #49653
RB - I’m south bay so it would have to be caltrain or bust. One day, in a perfect world, they will finally finish the BART loop!
sout, I never mentioned Burlingame, like anyone (including it’s residents) would want to be there!
I don’t know where I was thinking… I just hate having to fight with the suicidal taxi drivers in the City!!
May 14, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Comment #49652
I didn’t buy my own clothes until I was an adult.
Unless you count the time my friends and I broke into the Fuentes house and made sandwiches and David found $130 under the mattress and we went to the sporting goods store and bought matching Miami Dolphins jerseys.
May 14, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Comment #49651
UHG, i think we would have been BFF in highschool.
i dressed like courtney love meets morticia addams although i majored in anthropology in college…
Mishee, you could just take the BART or are you out of BART range?
May 14, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Comment #49650
Mishee, nobody would want to meet somewhere lame like Burlingame. Just live a little and take the caltrain to the city.
May 14, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Comment #49649
Congrats on Word! amy!
CB, I used my meager babysitting earnings to buy funky clothes cheap at St.Vinnies. I was lucky it was the 90’s and ratty old cardigans and t-shirts from someone’s trip to Hawaii back in 1973 were cool.
WOW RB. we could have been such friends! I did Forensics through college where I majored in Technical Theatre.
May 14, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Comment #49648
yeah, uhg, i did speech/debate until i realized that i was better suited for drama. the kids on the debate team smelled like puppies and dirty pants.
at least in drama i got to go thrift store shopping and wear a butt load of make-up (both of those things still make me happy). my parents didnt care what i wore as long as i wasnt naked.
Go Amy, go!
May 14, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Comment #49647
I had no choice in clothing. Mom bought me leisure suits, yes polyester, and that was what I had. She also forbade black shirt with black pants.
I do recall long hours spent looking out of the guest room window at the backyard.
But I survived…I think.
Congrats, amy!
May 14, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Comment #49646
Hi, I can’t stay. Wesley wants to get on the computer.
Notices the new Word!
faints
May 14, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Comment #49645
RB … you were a FORENSICATOR?!? My favorite prose pieces were from Lord of the Flies and The Jungle. Though I didn’t take art classes … I worked back stage in community Theatre.
May 14, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Comment #49644
We had that conversation before and decided that we would all bring laptops.
May 14, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Comment #49643
RB - I would be down for that… when are you gonna be here?
Maybe we could meet halfway, gas is over $4 a gal for unleaded over here now… some of the pricest in the nation. Even more expensive in the actual City too!!
May 14, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Comment #49642
ahahah! i would have loved you, UHG!
I also wore a lot of black, took too many art classes and recited Poe for speech competitions.
i just had an overactive sex drive and the biggest boobs in class. i guess i was a gothier rayanne graph.
and cb, he was an inept pot head that had dreads and liked cars. i doubt it was a status thing for him as much as it was a potential parental restriction for me…which, of course, made it hotter
May 14, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Comment #49641
LOL, RB.
You had to sneak because once guys get to HS if they date 8th graders they are called “baby-snatchers” by the other guys!
May 14, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Comment #49640
ooooh! Lesbian Cat fight? CB break out the video camera now! Sell that and you wont have to find a new job! aww never mind.
RB was quite the 8th grade harlot! I was not.
I was more Allison Reynolds from The Breakfast Club without the dandruff or the Wrestling Star psudo-boyfriend. I didn’t talk to people, wore a lot of black (except for my Annie Hall phase) watched foreign films and was generally creepy, pretentious and anti-social.
May 14, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Comment #49639
That would be interesting to see if we could communicate the old “analog” way, without youtube and wikipedia.
May 14, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Comment #49638
i will be in San Francisco in August. i will be staying at the japan town radison (the radison miyak0).
all of the bay area folk need to meet up and have some dranks.
May 14, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Comment #49637
Shit, never mind.
It’s over. The short, fat white lesbian got drunk and did something with someone else. She tried to slap the taller, thinner man-dressing black lesbian, but I don’t think she was really trying. Now they are going inside together.
I love my balcony!!
May 14, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Comment #49636
raaaur, thank you wade!!
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cb, i think i had a little tracy g in me. i use to make out with a 9th grader every day after school in the bathrooms behind the gym (no, i didnt leave my pink shirt behind). i was in 8th grade and would sneak off to the highschool since it was a block away. it lasted for about two months before i got bored and started taking up with a mall rat named Ivan that wore eyeliner and liked The Crow…
May 14, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Comment #49635
RB - I was TOTALLY gonna mention the peanut butter, but I am glad I didn’t cause at least with you there I know that I am not crazy and didn’t imagine the bike messenger from hell… funny thing is that sout is in SF, so it wasn’t that far of a stretch!
I haven’t been down Lombard in a while, I need to get back up to The City soon.
May 14, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Comment #49634
for RB ♥
dance
May 14, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Comment #49633
I promise to only use it for the greater good.
This just in: Edwards to endorse Obama tonight.
Ooo, and one of the members of the lesbian couple across the way cheated on the other girl…the argument is raging now!
May 14, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Comment #49632
Not just me! I didn’t come up with it! Though I will say I *Think* I use it w/o venom. Just as a way to make a distinction that (to use CB’s Example) the confusion between the Hatian woman and the Korean woman wasn’t due to the Korean woman’s thick southern twang and the Hatian woman’s heavy Boston accent.
I didn’t know that. I don’t want to be mean … though there seems to be plenty of people who DON’T think it is derogatory. I don’t know …
Wanted to add that bit because when I went to look it up on Urban Dictionary it looks like it is considered a derogatory word.
May 14, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Comment #49631
no, im here. actually had to do a smidge of work. woe is me!
my undies are fine, thankyou. they havent steamed for over an hour.
.
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i am a sucker for men with greek accents. i lived there for five months and miss hearing them.
May 14, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Comment #49630
Come to think of it their socks were wet at that! LOL
I hope I can keep FOB, it will come in handy around here! LOL
May 14, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Comment #49629
I’ve known about FOB since I was a child… probably because my brothers’ dad was FOB from Brazil.
May 14, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Comment #49628
LOLOL
for teh win!!
May 14, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Comment #49627
that’s a ghosty-ism, CB
fresh off (the) boat
May 14, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Comment #49626
as Wade’s steel trap will tell you (He freaked me out one day by mentioning it) FOB = Fresh Off the Boat
it means that not only are they 1st generation Americans they are newly minted Americans so their accents wont have had time to mellow much at all.
I bet that was interesting … two cultures that are not known for being calm in the face of rudeness (imagined or real)
WOW! Tracy G was quite the 7th grade harlot!
May 14, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Comment #49625
I’ve had a soft spot for Italian girls since Tracy G. in the 7th grade let me squeeze her butt while we were in the lunch line every day.
May 14, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Comment #49624
I don’t care about her morals, Wade. I ♥ her!
FOB? The accents were flying left and right. The Haitian woman thought the Korean woman was being deliberately obstinate and the Korean woman was getting increasingly frustrated. It was a thing of beauty.
May 14, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Comment #49623
later crash!
May 14, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Comment #49622
damn you, heisa.
for a laugh, wiki jerry haynes
butthole surfer lead singer gibby haynes’ dad
May 14, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Comment #49621
I gott’a get some runnin’ around done…by foot…
I ‘ll be back in a little while.
May 14, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Comment #49620
I assume they were both FOB CB? so it was all thick accents and confusion?
May 14, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Comment #49619
hey CB! Valerie is a free woman again!
she’s with some financial planner dude, but if she cheated on eddie van halen…
May 14, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Comment #49618
Apropos of nothing, I had a great laugh today watching a Haitian woman try to communicate with a Korean woman…priceless!
May 14, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Comment #49617
Personally my favorite Primus song..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3jgf90XKLk
May 14, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Comment #49616
her panties must be steaming again
May 14, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Comment #49615
Did we lose R.B. ?
Nada Surf’s cool,
Here’s another good one too,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP95btX8NJE
May 14, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Comment #49614
yes I did Crash … I liked that … but then again I LOVE that song …
oh my I was just thinking about Butthole Surfers when I was going to get smokes … GET OUT OF MY HEAD ALL OF YOU!
May 14, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Comment #49613
Here’s a good one….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQaxYbPf-Hc
May 14, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Comment #49612
LOL uhg
Did you check out the Billy Idol remake ?
Kind’a cool, but twisted too…
May 14, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Comment #49611
I always liked that one, and this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4WUlNSx_Wk
May 14, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Comment #49610