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I did bold open, italics open, my tect bold closed, italics closed to gey try this.
Sep 26, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Comment #500
Hmm… the only Demi I’m interested in is Moore, but I appreciate the offer.
Sep 26, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Comment #499
Hrm. And the <i> should’ve been right before ’smooth’. Ah well.
Sep 26, 2007 at 8:09 pm
Comment #498
Thanks Andy, but you get no God status…I figured it out!….you can have Demi-God though.
Sep 26, 2007 at 8:09 pm
Comment #497
Whoops. The first ‘b’ should have a > instead of a < — as in <b>
Shit. Typing the codes for the less than and greater than signs is a pain (they’re < and > , btw).
Sep 26, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Comment #496
HEH
Sep 26, 2007 at 8:06 pm
Comment #495
try this
Sep 26, 2007 at 8:06 pm
Comment #494
GVI:
Just copy and paste this:
Man, that Andy is one <b<smooth</i></b> motherfucker.
In fact, make that your mantra.
The bracketed tags will turn whatever is inbetween them that style. So, I nested bold and italics to get the combined effect.
Sep 26, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Comment #493
I guess a God must keep some secrets from mere mortals! LOL
Sep 26, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Comment #492
Andy you suck lol.
Sep 26, 2007 at 8:02 pm
Comment #491
You mean like this?
Nested tags. Heh.
Sep 26, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Comment #490
tried bold italics and no luck.
Sep 26, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Comment #489
lets see if this works
Sep 26, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Comment #488
I know it’s easy but PAN Goddess is in a giving mood.
Sep 26, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Comment #487
Want to reach God status Andy? How about bold italics?
Sep 26, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Comment #486
Aw G-man, it’s easy!
Sep 26, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Comment #485
Thanks Andy…You da Man!
Sep 26, 2007 at 7:46 pm
Comment #484
Canthz_B
Canthz_
Sep 26, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Comment #483
Why not just pray to the PAN Goddess for something that will make it easier for italics and bold so we won’t have to do all the hard work?
Sep 26, 2007 at 7:40 pm
Comment #482
And, no spaces between the brackets — like <b>.
Now, please, use this only for the power of good.
Sep 26, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Comment #481
Wait, it’s b, instead of bold.
Sep 26, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Comment #480
Bold is done with the < bold > tag, then your text, then < /bold >
Italics are similar, but use i in place of bold.
Maybe. We’ll see, won’t we?
Sep 26, 2007 at 7:19 pm
Comment #479
How can I get bold and italicized text into a comment box?
I’m tired of “ass-terisks”
Sep 26, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Comment #478
Or boxers
Sep 26, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Comment #477
wtf? Jesus didn’t wear pants
Sep 26, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Comment #476
Wow, I guess you really are a Bona Fide God when Jesus Christ is bowing to your wisdom and power!! WTG Pan God!!
Sep 26, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Comment #475
Who is this PAN Goddess that commands pants?
I bow to thine wisdom and power…
Sep 26, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Comment #474
I have to wear pants when working from home now?…Shoot!
I don’t have a webcam..The PAN God is truely everywhere at once…AWESOME!
Sep 26, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Comment #473
PAN god is watching you…
Dear PAN god
Thank you so much for TMHQ. Please forgive Wade for the boxers. We humbly ask that you continue to bless us with punctuation. And please don’t lightning fry us for our blasphemy. Thy will be done. Amen.
Sep 26, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Comment #472
Hey now. Morpho was the one who had find pants to walk the dog.
Lola - unfortunately, when i turned on the XBox yesterdayi got the “red ring of death”. I’m going to troubleshoot tonight.
C-B
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:10 am
Comment #471
notice we have a new rule?
this is all wade’s fault - boxer boy
Sep 26, 2007 at 8:53 am
Comment #470
Wade, I could not sleep and then it hit me…a few days ago you referrenced a post I made and that I had missed a period.(”I will stay on message…”)
I just got the joke (I can be slow sometimes, but I catch up sooner or later).
The correct response was “No worries, I pissed on the stick and it was negative!”
Sep 26, 2007 at 1:25 am
Comment #469
Im off to bed to folks, catch u wonderful people tomorrow.
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:47 am
Comment #468
MA - hmmm… my thoughts exactly. I was actually feeling kinda tired, anyway *yawn*
I’m gonna head out for the night
GV - you’re gonna have to hold off for yet another night. to be continued…
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:46 am
Comment #467
night c-b
i gotta go find some pants so i can walk the dog before bed
see y’all later
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:45 am
Comment #466
i think i would just molest the poor bastard in his sleep. i’m pretty sure he wouldn’t complain by the time he woke up.
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:44 am
Comment #465
I’m missing my Celeste…see y’all tomorrow.
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:43 am
Comment #464
morpho - and that was BEFORE the babies and looking like Jabba-the-Hut for two months
I think I sucked the life out of him
*ooh that’s dirty!*
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:41 am
Comment #463
Lola I’m on my way to administer some vitamin D for you, just lay back and open wide.
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:40 am
Comment #462
you need to quit talking about sniffing
I’m so gassy tonight I might set off the natural gas alarms
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:40 am
Comment #461
aww lola, i feel for ya. that’s rough.
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:40 am
Comment #460
we’ve been dating since he was 18 and a few years ago he just said “we need to slow down a little” - I think he was worn out
went from 2-3x/day to 2-3x/month
been that way ever since
and that’s my sob story
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:38 am
Comment #459
I’d pay a fortune for just one more whiff
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:37 am
Comment #458
i just figured lola’s guy was doing something else because she was busy. i’ve never heard of a heterosexual male refusing
most of em jump at the chance, knowing celibacy is only one fuck up away
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:36 am
Comment #457
GVI - how about a supplement that isn’t quite so difficult to administer!
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:32 am
Comment #456
excellent response
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:31 am
Comment #455
Your wife is always pretty…even as she wakes and blows dragon up your nose.
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:30 am
Comment #454
Lola what you in need of? I got some vitamin D for you.
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:26 am
Comment #453
“pretty wife”
are you psychic?
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:26 am
Comment #452
NO…I accused him of being on the down low because his pretty wife was so close but getting attention elsewhere. Sorry you misunderstood that, but “down low” applies to males.
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:24 am
Comment #451
sleep-deprived,
in need of a shower
and some strong medication…
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:23 am
Comment #450
yes we are
fucking delicious (and gourmet)
also depraved perverted
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:22 am
Comment #449
now I’M confused! I obviously didn’t understand what canthz said
oh well, who cares who’s married and who’s not! we’re all fucking delicious
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:20 am
Comment #448
oops got confused, typed in something other than what i meant. or left some words out. either way
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:19 am
Comment #447
haven’t remarried. just shacked up. and i was smart about it, he’s gone long enough to make me really miss him, home long enough for me to enjoy and then get aggravated, and gone again. and that is one body part no one ever has to worry about me damaging. why ruin my fun?
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:17 am
Comment #446
okay, so you accuse me of being down low because my husband was sitting next to me while I was on here, but your ex-wife reads this!
you are a punk-ass mofo!
my hubby’s just happy that someone will take me off his hands for a little while and burn up some energy - he can’t handle it
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:16 am
Comment #445
BUT IT’S HALO THREE!!!!!!
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:16 am
Comment #444
Quiet Lola, she’s re-married. He may be Bobbit-ized if she reads this!
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:14 am
Comment #443
Morpho sucking anything is the best part, except for lemons, i hope you dont have a lemon.
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:12 am
Comment #442
Why is “sucking the lemon” funny to me? ROTFLMAO
Some women do get that look though! LMAO
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:12 am
Comment #441
oh, the knife was at your THROAT? well, that’s not so bad then. I thought she was threatening to slice off a hunk of kielbasa
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:12 am
Comment #440
wade’s gonna go jerk to halo instead of TMHQ - that’s so wrong in so many ways
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:11 am
Comment #439
Oh…I negotiated my ass off with that thing at my throat!!
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:10 am
Comment #438
You kind ladies simply must find a way to make Wade yawn a at the office all day.
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:09 am
Comment #437
and sucking the lemon is the fun part!
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:09 am
Comment #436
canthz - I would consider that the “negotiation period”
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:08 am
Comment #435
lola native louisianan - a small cast iron skillet is neccessary and versatile - cook with it, throw it, or just take a swing.
lemon drops ohhh yess!
or rumplemintz (i have no idea how to spell it, i’ve never been sober when it’s around)
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:08 am
Comment #434
Got your second wind Wade?
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:08 am
Comment #433
K, i’m gone. Keep the TM in TMHQ!
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:08 am
Comment #432
My first wife used a butcher’s knife to convince me we were done!
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:07 am
Comment #431
Team Nail Polish!
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:06 am
Comment #430
black tshirt says “hello, i see the assassins have failed.”
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:05 am
Comment #429
lemon drops - hold the lemon, please!
cast iron skillet? are you from Canada?
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:05 am
Comment #428
This is like those cell phone commercials when the connection is lost, assumptions are made and hilarity ensues.
I swear everyone in my neighborhood must be on XBox Live playing Halo 3.
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:04 am
Comment #427
Those aren’t Italian Chef pjs by any chance?
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:04 am
Comment #426
can’t drink wine
vodka shots, i’m there
and i have never done a pa breakup note
cast iron skillet to the head is soo much more fun
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:03 am
Comment #425
morpho - I wish you lived by me, oh the laughs we could have over a bottle of wine or two or three…
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:01 am
Comment #424
sweet!
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:01 am
Comment #423
not me. i am sitting here in my pjs quietly painting my toenails. the only exciting thing going on is the position i have to assume in order to paint in a rolling desk chair
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:00 am
Comment #422
I know for sure that’s not what they will be doing cantz.
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:00 am
Comment #421
No M-A, Lola’s guy is in town, your’s is on a rig…Wade is not looking for a fight, just a night! LOL
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:00 am
Comment #420
first comes love,
then comes cohabitation,
then comes the PA break-up note to share with PA nation
Sep 26, 2007 at 12:00 am
Comment #419
Yeah Lola, I smell a hook-up there too!
Wade and Morpho sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Comment #418
hey i am getting blamed for something i (for once) didn’t have anything to do with! lola, i thought wade was heading your way.
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Comment #417
I told you about using your teeth.
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:56 pm
Comment #416
I doubt the conversation was the only thing stimulating you tonight, Wade
You ARE such a dirty boy, aren’t you?
going over to morpho’s?
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:56 pm
Comment #415
canthz - it’s my dad’s wedding
i’m already planning to wear a blouse that’s gonna send him to the truck for a gun.
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:55 pm
Comment #414
I EAT my vegies!
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:55 pm
Comment #413
Grrrr!! I through fighting my internet connection for tonight. Hate to leave such a …um, stimulating conversation.
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:55 pm
Comment #412
damn, I think I just chipped a tooth
China just doesn’t make ‘em like they used to
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:54 pm
Comment #411
G - you got me there! lmao
C - I wouldn’t be sniffing too enthusiastically. I’ve had a lot of green vegetables the last few days
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:54 pm
Comment #410
LOLA…THAT WAS FUCKING DELICIOUS!
We do not deserve you!
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:53 pm
Comment #409
nothing beats the old standard
silver bullet
but the beaver shaped variation on the venus butterfly makes me laugh every time i see one.
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:52 pm
Comment #408
Oh no Lola there isn’t any blood near my face at this instant
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:52 pm
Comment #407
M_A go with “Fuck me raw” that way as you walk down tha aisle it ooks like you are making a statement.
Lola, wake that SOB up and demand satisfaction. Tell him to damned well do it right tonight or never try to do it again….others ar sniffing near your tail!
Wade…damn never mind.
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:51 pm
Comment #406
I think I see GVI blushing!
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:51 pm
Comment #405
Lola i got a umm ah forget it lol.
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:50 pm
Comment #404
the boys went MIA
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:50 pm
Comment #403