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Hi Wade & s’out
this hooker talk is way better than the convo I was just having if you can imagine
May 19, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Comment #50800
LOL
well, Mishee, i do have a reputation to uphold.
i just have a few minutes before my evening session starts
my tmhq topic sensor went off, so i knew i needed to drop by
May 19, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Comment #50799
oh I meant to give this to ZB:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
RB, May I suggest a Valtrex glaze for a gourmet flair… only for special company though.
May 19, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Comment #50798
you notice wade just seems to show up right when we start talking about the ladies of the night?
wade, amy has respectfully demanded that you “get your a s s in here” to the chat room
May 19, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Comment #50797
RB, I’m on the mend. Finally back at work (yet still playing on TMHQ), and finally able to eat and drink again.
May 19, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Comment #50796
so, what’s the topic for tonight?
hookers, eh?
May 19, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Comment #50795
you’re right, s’out, and ive edited it.
how is your throat?
May 19, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Comment #50794
RB, you forgot the black eye and the meth addiction.
May 19, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Comment #50793
*shudders* @ sun-braised Jellies.
May 19, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Comment #50792
Regular Hooker:
1 part plastic jelly heels (melt in sun for optimal freshness)
2 parts Aquanet Extra Super Hold
2 parts Charlie perfume (vintage bottle from 1989, new bottle from CVS in a pinch)
1 (whole) black eye
3 crack pipe burns (apply liberally to mouth)
zest of 4 cigarette butts
blend lightly, pour into denim miniskirt, dust with glitter. garnish with condoms.
May 19, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Comment #50791
Just so long as your office doesn’t smell like an ethnic food fair, you’re ok.
May 19, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Comment #50790
tired hooker =
1 part (pick a fruit or a delusion) body spray
1 part wet ashtray
3 parts jockstrap
8 parts steamed Fisherman’s Warf
May 19, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Comment #50789
Hi
sorry about my pooped posting…
I’ve had a long day with stupids, cramps, and oddly enough a situation similar to the current note so I can’t even go there.
@ the moment my entire office smells like microwave popcorn and tired hooker…
May 19, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Comment #50788
Wow ZB that looks pretty cool!! Thanks!
don’t run too hard!!
May 19, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Comment #50787
*left it on the hall table last night*
for Mishee
Need to run (hard at zombie speed): hugs/kisses to everyone.
May 19, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Comment #50786
*pats Mishee on head and nods approvingly*
Presents are lovely.
Hi, K-Unk, we’ve never talked!
Welcome here.
May 19, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Comment #50785
heyy Mishee
May 19, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Comment #50784
No ZB I did not… what did you leave me???
*whispering to RB - she got me a present!! yay!*
May 19, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Comment #50783
thank you, mishee. its nice to be validated.
May 19, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Comment #50782
hey knunk! what up?
May 19, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Comment #50781
Fly-by shout-out:
Hey everybody, stupid busy day. Mishee did you get the present I left for you?
May 19, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Comment #50780
mahalo tmhq
May 19, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Comment #50779
a handful of wet nickels? YOu fucking kill me!
LMAO!
May 19, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Comment #50778
yeah, i shot two more models for this fetish thing and they are some smelly bitches. no joke. gorgeous girls, smell like a handful of wet nickles.
makes me glad to be chubby, clumsy and clean instead of gorgeous, trim and funky.
May 19, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Comment #50777
More models?
May 19, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Comment #50776
anybody home in this here beyotch?
May 19, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Comment #50775
*headache*
You know what I hate?
Models.
You know what else I hate?
.
.
*falls over*
I am so effin tired.
May 19, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Comment #50774
Well, I am only 13 years old….
*wink, wink*
May 19, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Comment #50773
Mish, I can keep it sly if im in here. My boss is lurking. He gets suspicious when I type too much (chat) because Im a well-known lazy ass and never type that much.
So.
Ive sexually harassed Claw and made off color remarks. Now i just need to expose myself to a minor and steal something and my day will be complete.
May 19, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Comment #50772
Bye, claw. Hi Mishee!!!
May 19, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Comment #50771
I’m back! That was fun and informative…
RB - you still around? I saw you came in and left the room - come on back if you can!
May 19, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Comment #50770
I took as many bites out of this as I could. I’ve got to wrap things up and start the long pedal home.
May 19, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Comment #50769
I dunno, Im right at peak snark time.
May 19, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Comment #50768
Is it just me or is a new note posted at the end of the workday a lot like throwing chum into shark infested waters?
May 19, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Comment #50767
New Note!!
May 19, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Comment #50766
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Wv9nr0rs4
Click on it…I dare you too
I love this band, they’re dope…
May 19, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Comment #50765
Lunchtime! Be back in about an hour! I have to make a run to the “store”
May 19, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Comment #50764
ames! I am here! in the room! (going to lunch about 1pm, but other than that I am there!)
May 19, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Comment #50763
Wow… new kid.
Hey. I agree. There is a tag cloud though, you could try to do it by state at least.
May 19, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Comment #50762
Someone should tally all of the cities of known posters to find out the most passive aggressive city in the U.S.
May 19, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Comment #50761
I’ve gott’a jump through the shower…
Just seeing how dead this place was,
And Damn,
Pretty dead.
May 19, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Comment #50760
YO, whut up holmes?
May 19, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Comment #50759
Hello ?
May 19, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Comment #50758
Gosh, no one is around huh?
*crickets*
Guess not.
May 19, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Comment #50757
Wow,
This is just …
http://notalwaysright.com/where-the-sun-dont-shine-bungholio/691
…Well, I don’t have the words!
May 19, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Comment #50756
Are you still coming in ?
May 19, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Comment #50755
I got lost. IRL!!!
May 19, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Comment #50754
Cool
May 19, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Comment #50753
I love the country house, I will be there shortly!
May 19, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Comment #50752
well miss lurker! why aren’t you here in the country house with us??
May 19, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Comment #50751
don’t get any ideas Mishee you are not alone!
May 19, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Comment #50750
Crash?
Are you here?
Me too!
May 19, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Comment #50749
I think we are still alone crash
May 19, 2008 at 11:58 am
Comment #50748
G’Morning
How is everyone ?
May 19, 2008 at 11:51 am
Comment #50747
We are all in the chat room… it’s called The Country House…
The same PW - you know, your bread and butter…
May 19, 2008 at 11:19 am
Comment #50746
good morning.
who is here?
May 19, 2008 at 11:15 am
Comment #50745
Geez Crash, what would you do without me??
http://www.epson.com/cgi-bin/Store/support/supDetail.jsp?BV_UseBVCookie=yes&oid=72303&prodoid=63059192&infoType=Downloads&platform=Windows
May 19, 2008 at 10:42 am
Comment #50744
You’re doing an ode to fantasy.
Ima comin!
May 19, 2008 at 10:29 am
Comment #50743
I can’t remember who I am doing an “Ode” to (someone’s blog said that TMHQ was, in their mind, a country house where we all gather and hang out), so it’s called “The Country House” - I am in there, come on in!
Same password as before…
May 19, 2008 at 10:25 am
Comment #50742
Alright then…how about Springfield
May 19, 2008 at 10:21 am
Comment #50741
I like to keep it to places… like Detention Hall, Neighborhood Bar, and even my latest, Troublemakers Anon…
It will come to me, just give it a second!!
May 19, 2008 at 10:19 am
Comment #50740
Of course I missed you! I was thinking of taking a nap, but I will wait.
Hmm…how about boxer shorts?
May 19, 2008 at 10:14 am
Comment #50739
I’m back! Did you miss me? Looks like things were very interesting while I was out!
I battled the expressway crazies, but I emerged triumphant. I hate those people who just decide you be assholes and block you from changing lanes and going around the person in front of you… not cause you will be in the one blocking you’s way, but they just seem to do it for the mere thrill of it all!! Argh!
Where is ugh???
Guess I should open the bar… I wonder what I will call it today… any suggestions?
May 19, 2008 at 10:10 am
Comment #50738
I’ll be waiting, like a pitiful puppy.
Be safe on the way to work.
May 19, 2008 at 9:32 am
Comment #50737
Well you go girl! It will be nice to have you around all day… plus, it’s just too hard to concentrate on work when you have head issues like sinuses and such…
I gotta shut down and head to work, but when I get in and settled I will be opening up the Bar…
Be back in a little while!
May 19, 2008 at 9:31 am
Comment #50736
Texas toast pizze does sound pretty good.
I’m at home today. I have an earache and sinus infection. I probably coulda gone to work, but I’l being a bad employee, instead.
May 19, 2008 at 9:29 am
Comment #50735
Actually no, no Texas Toast this time…
But about a week ago Mr. Mishee went to the store (bless his heart) and said, “I got you some Texas Toast cause I know you like it!” But it wasn’t Pepperidge Farms… and well, it was Texas Toast pizzas. They looked interesting, so we will have to check them out sometime soon.
May 19, 2008 at 9:21 am
Comment #50734
oh, and happy birthday to little mr. mishee!
glad he liked his Wii
May 19, 2008 at 9:18 am
Comment #50733
LOL
if you had a visual you would know how much that was not the case, amy
hope you had some fun dancin’, even if it was new-fangled
ROFL Mishee… too true, too true
i checked out our meeting room this morning… in the basement and window-less
i swear that room follows me to every conference i attend. but it will be good to see friends. this is more about the synergy of getting us all together and talking.
i need to unplug and get some more stuff done before the first session. hope y’all have a great day, even though TBIM
May 19, 2008 at 9:17 am
Comment #50732
Did you also have texas toast ? (of course you did)
Happy birthday little mr mishee!
May 19, 2008 at 9:14 am
Comment #50731
I went to Texas Roadhouse for dinner on Sat for Little Mr. Mishee’s bday…
It was fun, I liked it alot and we had a nice time…(but the “Texas” tea was a little light… I guess I prefer some things being from Long Island - as long as it doesn’t sit behind me on the train and talk loudly!)
May 19, 2008 at 9:10 am
Comment #50730
Well, if women are like a fine alcohol, then that one was ripe for the picking! That wasn’t snoring, she was trying to purr.
As to the main with the accent, I can only guess he was trying to throw you off your game.
Will you be in meetings all day? Anything interesting up for discussion?
I did go dancing Sat, btw. I didn’t dance as much as I would have liked. We picked the wrong place and they were playing all that new fangled music.
May 19, 2008 at 8:51 am
Comment #50729
*punches in*
I hate it when you forget the iPod on public transit!
amy, yes, toilet paper(work)…
Mr. Mishee is gone now, but I have to get in the shower in a minute. I was just waiting for Wade to pick up his underthings!!
May 19, 2008 at 8:49 am
Comment #50728
oh yes
spend 8 hours with a 80+ year old grandmother snoring in the seat next to me
and i was grateful for that, because occasionally it would drowned out the guy behind me, who talked (loudly and in a long island accent) for the entire trip
as i boarded the train i remembered i had left my mp3 player at home. that’s ok, i thought, i’ll manage…
:crossedeyes:
May 19, 2008 at 8:48 am
Comment #50727
Morning, Wade ♥
I saw that you had an extra long train trip yesterday.
Anything interesting happen on the train ride? Hmmm, anything…..
Naughty!?
May 19, 2008 at 8:43 am
Comment #50726
thought i had picked those up
morning
May 19, 2008 at 8:41 am
Comment #50725
I see Wade’s boxers!
May 19, 2008 at 8:36 am
Comment #50724
Toilet paper(work)?
May 19, 2008 at 8:36 am
Comment #50723
It’s been kinda slow this weekend, Mish. Everytime I peeked in, peeps had been in and were gone.
How you doing?
What did Troy have to say?
Don’t forget to punch in!
May 19, 2008 at 8:30 am
Comment #50722
Geeez!! Impatient amy! I’m not due in until 6am!!
Mr. Mishee is in the bathroom doing “paperwork” so I had a second to check in…
Troy emailed me! Yay!
May 19, 2008 at 8:24 am
Comment #50721
What, no morning crew?
May 19, 2008 at 8:19 am
Comment #50720
G’Night
G’Day
And,
G’Morning everyone.
I am alive…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sszICVQtmD0
May 19, 2008 at 2:33 am
Comment #50719
G’Night M.A.
!
You sleep well,
good to see you too.
May 19, 2008 at 1:58 am
Comment #50718
wow @ all of what you just said!
May 19, 2008 at 1:55 am
Comment #50717
LOL M.A., and zombie
and kunk !!
G’Night kunk !
sleep well too.
And catch you later
May 19, 2008 at 1:54 am
Comment #50716
lol I was just about to sign off myself.
‘Night all!
nice to chat with everybody
May 19, 2008 at 1:52 am
Comment #50715
night Z - i am apparently the only one in the family who is not excessively fertile. i don’t have any kids. i didn’t count my foster sibs children, or my dad’s wife’s kids and grandkids, i thought that might be a little scary!
i’ve gotta get to bed myself, tomorrow is a work day, yay
((((y’all)))) later
May 19, 2008 at 1:51 am
Comment #50714
Crash,
This site seems to have fairly decent contributors - which is why I liked it aside from the hilarious notes. Also, the insults are generally creative lol
That one was just funny because I actually didn’t intend to insult anybody but I guess what I said hit a sore spot.
I haven’t forgotten it because I saw it and was so taken aback that I choked on my coffee laughing, then I was just laughing at myself choking, then, I choked AGAIN trying to pull myself together… all at work - which made it even funnier
I was a huge mess.
*sigh*
so PAN had me @ “dickhead”…. er “hello.”
May 19, 2008 at 1:51 am
Comment #50713
*is halted on the way out by the torrent of offspring*
jjjjjust getting started?
May 19, 2008 at 1:49 am
Comment #50712
G’Night zombie,
Sleep well too.
May 19, 2008 at 1:48 am
Comment #50711
I have to call it a night, early appointment tomorrow. Goodnight Crash, Knunk and Morpho Aurora!
* pauses to leave a little something for Mishee on the hall table*
May 19, 2008 at 1:47 am
Comment #50710
Z - barbarians - my older brother and his wife have 4 (his, hers and theirs), sister #1 has 1, sister #2 has 3 and the sister i don’t claim has 2 of her own and 8 stepchildren (2 of whom are older than me, sister is 7 years younger than me)my younger brother doesn’t have any as far as i know. also my BIL has 1, my SIL has 1 and my late BIL had 2. then there’s the cousins (legion) - none of them are mine, i’m still working on getting started.
knunk - OCD - i must have a weird form of it, my house is a mess (not dirty, just messy) but i know where everything is and i hate for people to mess with my system. then again, i used to drive shadow (husband #2) right up the wall. if he made me mad, i’d take his CDs and rearrange them, splitting up sets and so forth. he really did have OCD, so you can imagine what that did to him.
May 19, 2008 at 1:44 am
Comment #50709
I think everyone get’s insulted from time to time…
Other times someone just want’s to pick a fight too.
I’ve had plenty of insults…some are funny too.
May 19, 2008 at 1:42 am
Comment #50708
M.A.
that’s quite a task.
I love doing organizational things like that though, satisfies my OCD
May 19, 2008 at 1:41 am
Comment #50707