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Hi Wade
I’m good! I had a really good day actually, rain be damned
aw bye Amy!
*waves again*
May 20, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Comment #51100
Well, now that I’ve jump started the room, I’m off to get my beauty sleep.
Good night my lovies!
May 20, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Comment #51099
trying to ignore my mother Amz lol
May 20, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Comment #51098
Hi Crash!
I see you!
May 20, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Comment #51097
of course, now it is ads for laundry hampers, sorters and baskets
i think maybe i am glad i wasn’t around today
May 20, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Comment #51096
Nothing much !?
I have a boring life.
What’s up G??? 2 nights in a row! Woo-hoo.
Uhm, Crash? Why am I supposed to be looking down?
May 20, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Comment #51095
LOL, amy
well, the next line in the “should you” ad were “reasons to say no”
May 20, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Comment #51094
no shark and bake yet Wade, got roti tho
but don’t worry i will make her do me some shark and bake soon.
May 20, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Comment #51093
Hi Crash… last night I was trying to post with my phone, sorry about the schizo posting
Amy, tonight, I have invoices and proposals to edit and resumes to look at.
[insert sarcastic enthusiasm]
you?
May 20, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Comment #51092
hey Gman!
long time no see
you get your shark & bake?
May 20, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Comment #51091
Very interesting, Wade. Perhaps google is picking up on your secret worries about Glo and The Motorcycle.
Just keep in mind that she is pure as the driven snow and you should feel better
May 20, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Comment #51090
hi there !KunK?
how was your day?
May 20, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Comment #51089
Hey GVI,
How you doing ?
Hi kunk…over here !!
May 20, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Comment #51088
hey all
anything fun going on in here tonight?
May 20, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Comment #51087
the ads were
should you sleep with him?
motorcycle rides
May 20, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Comment #51086
Don’t sweat the backreading. Some do, some don’t. Those of us that do reserve the right to mess with those that don’t
*waves back*
I’m not hanging out long folks. Gonna try to get some extra rest tonight.
May 20, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Comment #51085
HA! I like “!?”
I am in a constant state of ! and ? every day lol
The back reading… I suppose I need to get with the program on that
how is everybody (?) I see Amy and Wade.
*waves hi*
May 20, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Comment #51084
There you are, Crash!
May 20, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Comment #51083
SO, where did Crash go
and
Wade, what were your google ads?
!?, What do you have going on tonight?
May 20, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Comment #51082
Hey kunk,
How was your day ?
amy d, how’d you get an ear ache ?
LOL Wade,
And that doesn’t sound like too bad of a night…but I’m sure some hookers would’a made it more interesting.
amy d…look down,
May 20, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Comment #51081
I might go with !?
! is known and ? is unknown
But it will confuse those who don’t backread
May 20, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Comment #51080
heyy Amy!
LOL either one works I guess
May 20, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Comment #51079
Hello kunk. Knunk? KU? or…
!?
May 20, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Comment #51078
I don’t know, Wade. I’m leaning towards sinus infection, but…I only play doctor on the internets.
* insert sexual joke about eating wade alive here*
May 20, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Comment #51077
Hellooooo
echo…
echo…..
May 20, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Comment #51076
well, apparently they roll up the sidewalks promptly at 10, and i didn’t feel like putting the extra effort into finding trouble.
May 20, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Comment #51075
glad you are feeling a little better, amy
is it a sinus infection, do you think? or cold or allergies?
oak pollen down here is about to eat me alive
May 20, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Comment #51074
Well, you gotta start somewhere I guess
May 20, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Comment #51073
went out
drank a guinness with some colleagues
went back to hotel
hot night on the town
May 20, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Comment #51072
hey Crash
sorry, dude
you split the lane on me and i’m rolling down the window and grabbing the back of your bomber jacket
May 20, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Comment #51071
Hey Crash.
I was feeling quite bad earlier today but am a little better now. Earache is still present, but the general malaise has improved.
You didn’t tell us all about your carousing, btw. Do tell.
How you doin’ Crash?
May 20, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Comment #51070
OMGZ!?!
google ads are….
May 20, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Comment #51069
Wade !
amy d !
How you two doing ?
May 20, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Comment #51068
it was long but good
meetings in the morning
touring ye olde towne in the afternoon and evening
i leave around 7am tomorrow, so i decided not to go out carousing tonight
how are you feeling, amy? ♥
May 20, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Comment #51067
You fit in anywhere, I suspect.
How was your day?
May 20, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Comment #51066
WADE!!!!!!
May 20, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Comment #51065
i’m not sure if i fit in here anymore
i pick up after myself
and i like sports
May 20, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Comment #51064
Anybody home? I’m looking for trouble.
*wonders if she came to the right place*
May 20, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Comment #51063
Alright peeps, I will see y’all later! Goodnight!
May 20, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Comment #51062
Make sure the Dr. gives you a lollipop if you are a brave girl! Good luck!
I will see you tomorrow (hopefully)
May 20, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Comment #51061
Hi Mishee! ♥
How has your day been?
I just got up, I can’t believe what a waste I have been today!
I am on my way to get my shot in about an hour!
I hope the rest of your work day flys by for you! See you later! ♥
May 20, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Comment #51060
I am somewhere! For at least another 40 minutes…
May 20, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Comment #51059
Anybody Here?
May 20, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Comment #51058
I am sure Wade has probably seen this one, but just in case:
http://xkcd.com/262/
May 20, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Comment #51057
Yo! Anyone about??
May 20, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Comment #51056
UGH! This is Simon… he likes to drawl drawlings…
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/play.shtml?mea=2520
May 20, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Comment #51055
Chat is working again..
I opened the room “Bit_ch_Fest”
if anyone wants to join me…
May 20, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Comment #51054
maybe it is just a sign to me that I need to get cracking at work!
….nahh!!
May 20, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Comment #51053
nope, seems to be the site
May 20, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Comment #51052
I am having issues with getting into Chat…
I hope IT isn’t on to me!
whew!
I thought I was in trouble!
May 20, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Comment #51051
just got fully booted from chat and it doesn’t seem to be my connection
May 20, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Comment #51050
Just had to share this with backreaders, passers by, and lurkers alike - cause it’s hilarious!
10 Commandments For Working Hard
May 20, 2008 at 11:32 am
Comment #51049
I got that too amy - where are you? we are in the room….
mmmm, Tuesday bagel day…
It makes me think of RB and how much I wub her!
May 20, 2008 at 10:36 am
Comment #51048
I got 13/16. Not perfect, but not too shabby.
May 20, 2008 at 10:35 am
Comment #51047
I got 11/16 on the shemale quiz. I would be a bad wingman, I think.
Another class that might be useful: Finding The Kitchen Table: Which meals should not be eaten on the couch and why. Learn the major kitchen table meal groups: Special Occasions, Messy Meals, Guests For Dinner. Advanced Credit: The Dining Room: Why it’s not just for paperwork.
May 20, 2008 at 10:23 am
Comment #51046
ugh, that also goes for What Items In the Kitchen Are NOT Okay To Use For Automotive/Garage/Outside Uses…
FOR EXAMPLE: (should I say e.g.?)
My best Christmas present from my mama last year!!
(He used it to go put water in his sister’s car!! In the parking lot for fuck’s sake! Holy shit, I had a cow!!)
I opened the room, it’s called “Griping About Men” - same PW as usual
May 20, 2008 at 10:20 am
Comment #51045
Or “what items in the house are NOT to be used to clean up a mess/catch leaks” Examples, Crystal vases, towels that can’t be bleached…
May 20, 2008 at 9:50 am
Comment #51044
I had a friend in HS who once asked me “How many quarters are in a football game?” I was dumbfounded. How do you 1. not know how many quarters are in a football game? 2. not understand that it is called a QUARTER for a reason?
May 20, 2008 at 9:46 am
Comment #51043
good morning!!!
i would send The Mister to those classes in a heart beat. is there a seminar for How To Not Dry Your Woman’s Vintage Dress On High Heat So It Melts? Because he needs that, too.
I will be at work soon which = I will be in chat soon.
May 20, 2008 at 9:43 am
Comment #51042
LOL, no idea. I mean MrUHG has an excuse, he was home schooled and the sports he was in were martial arts and high power shooting. He wasn’t allowed to play football ’cause he was too big … the one time he was allowed to play he had to be moved up to the next level higher and STILL knocked a kid out cold.
May 20, 2008 at 9:43 am
Comment #51041
I gotta head out to work! Be back in a few!!!
May 20, 2008 at 9:36 am
Comment #51040
ROFL, uhg.
I might have told this story before: my group of high school friends were the Brains (three of us were #2, #3, #4 in our class). In senior year of high school, we got free tickets to a Brewers game because we were High Acheivers or some such thing, and when we went, we had to explain to #3 that three strikes made an out and three outs mean you changed sides. How do you get to be a senior in high school in America, be at the top of your class, and not know that three strikes are an out? We had baseball in gym for pete’s sake!
May 20, 2008 at 9:34 am
Comment #51039
How to change the toilet paper roll
May 20, 2008 at 9:29 am
Comment #51038
I got that from a coworker, I thought it was hilarious. I haven’t emailed Mr. Mishee anything in about 3 years, (at his request - we have internet issues) and I just HAD to send him that…
and this:
Can you tell the difference between a Female and a Shemale?
Since he is always saying “Oh no! That’s a MAN!!”… I scored better than him tho…
May 20, 2008 at 9:27 am
Comment #51037
LOl Glo. *Sigh* I LOVE him, but he drives me up the wall. The Remote is a no go though (oooh I RHYME) MrUHG would NEVER watch a sporting event. Sorry, A girl has to get her football/hockey/soccer fix. He was SO CUTE. We were at a sports bar eating lunch and the Brewers game was on, I don’t like baseball but … he wondered out loud what an RBI is and I told him he is very cute not knowing ANYTHING about sports. So he said “It isn’t like YOU know what an ‘inning’ is.” … Yes, sweetie. It is EXACTLY like I know what an inning is.
May 20, 2008 at 9:26 am
Comment #51036
I have a men’s group discussion topic: Diet Coke Cans, Decoration or nuisance?
May 20, 2008 at 9:22 am
Comment #51035
I don’t know why The Motorcycle hasn’t asked me to marry him yet. I told him the first time we watched tv together that he could ALWAYS have the remote. Knitting is very helpful that way–I really don’t care what he watches, as long as it’s not professional wrestling.
But yeah, I don’t think he’s changed a toilet paper roll since I came into his life.
May 20, 2008 at 9:19 am
Comment #51034
can’t wait mish … and I understand. I put a hamper NEXT TO the toilet (since I also tend to dump my clothes there) yet MrUHG STILL doesn’t put his clothes in the hamper
he also doesn’t fill the ice tray, but that is his own damn problem since I don’t use ice
May 20, 2008 at 9:16 am
Comment #51033
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
May 20, 2008 at 9:15 am
Comment #51032
OMFG, I swear to God I am gonna type up and print out DIRECTIONS TO THE HAMPER from the toilet (which is what he always drops his clothes by) for Mr. Mishee - I actually got an email yesterday that I am gonna post (it’s a little long, but you girls will understand…)
May 20, 2008 at 9:13 am
Comment #51031
lol like I said to the rose and fantasy, he just got run down by his allergies, nothing horrible just needed a day to rest.
May 20, 2008 at 9:09 am
Comment #51030
ugh, we spent most of the day in the chat room… it’s just easier!
Just glad he is feeling better and that you have the computer back today!!
May 20, 2008 at 9:05 am
Comment #51029
LOL Mish, I still kicked him off at one point to do a drive by and say I am alive … I can quit ANYTIME!
May 20, 2008 at 9:01 am
Comment #51028
glo, totally. Especially since she is an indoor cat in a 500sqft apt! She needed a buddy! That’s why I wanted the little one…
They are good friends now, and it’s just hilarious!
May 20, 2008 at 9:00 am
Comment #51027
Damn, did I miss rose, too?
Mish, I think it’s great Crack Kitty has a Baby Crack Kitty to keep her company. I’m a big believer in multiple cats.
May 20, 2008 at 8:57 am
Comment #51026
Be careful out there Wade….
May 20, 2008 at 8:54 am
Comment #51025
Good morning, gentlewomen (and Wade
). Sorry I am late. I had a little trouble making myself go to bed last night.
So happy to see our CB popped in last night.
May 20, 2008 at 8:54 am
Comment #51024
breakfast was great
off to the saltmine
May 20, 2008 at 8:52 am
Comment #51023
I defend the crack kitties - especially baby crack kitty.
It’s weird, as soon as they got used to each other (the big one was bathing the little one the other day, it was priceless!) the big one isn’t quite as “Crack Kitty” as she used to be… doesn’t torture me anymore! It’s fucking wonderful!
But the little one…. that’s another story!
ugh - that’s cool - if the Nazis are there, that’s something that is more important than PAN (wait… hold on, what did I just say?? *twitch*)
May 20, 2008 at 8:52 am
Comment #51022
I shall enjoy the Rice-Boy … I am a HUGE dork
Hey Mish, yeah sorry. MrUHG was home sick yesterday and using the comp to kill Nazis. As a Jew girl I have a hard time arguing with him wiping out the 3rd Reich. 
I’m not sporadic! I am pretty consistent. Day shift M-F
May 20, 2008 at 8:50 am
Comment #51021
Reread the backread and got it. Nothing to see, folks.
She’s sporadic at the moment, Mishee! (ghostie)
And top of the morning to you, and I will say now my third farewell ♥ !!!
May 20, 2008 at 8:47 am
Comment #51020
*punches in*
Well well well, ugh decided to show her face finally!
Morning kiddos!
May 20, 2008 at 8:46 am
Comment #51019
probably right - my reading method is pretty sporadic - I am a woman who sometimes calls a photocopier a hair dryer - they seem to have number of syllables, which they don’t at all, so I don’t know what it is.
Lawn mower is almost impossible for me to say with fixing up the spoonerism first in my head.
So, I offer you rice boy as an apology - ♥ ghostie ♥ and go from whence I came (the kitchen sink???).
May 20, 2008 at 8:45 am
Comment #51018
I haven’t backedited diddly! *thhhbbbbtttt* you just don’t pay enough ATTENTION to me!
May 20, 2008 at 8:41 am
Comment #51017
I will see you all later, I think I need to save my energies for later!
May 20, 2008 at 8:38 am
Comment #51016
Good day Rose ♥
*the keys would not stick if you would just not eat while in TMHQ*
May 20, 2008 at 8:36 am
Comment #51015
I haven’t read everything Amy… what did you think I thought it twas? I’ll wait for it when I/you come back.
Damn ghostie, making a liar of me at 51002 with your nefarious back-editing and RANDOM CAPITALISATION!
May 20, 2008 at 8:34 am
Comment #51014
Guess I better get on to work
Ya’ll have a great day!
May 20, 2008 at 8:34 am
Comment #51013
T’anks, Ames. I can usually tell if I feel like Fantasy’s predicted rollercoaster ride (what a day), and other times, it’s the mundane mundane… but hell, if it was all sparkle, none of us would.
Fantasy - I hope that you have a day that we will be living through when you next post.
Amy, guess you’ll be off to work - so this post is brought to you by the letter A and andom tyos caused by uck keys
ghostie, if still here and not caught in comic world, I must do some drudge work.
xxx
might pop in again later (want Wade’s update).
May 20, 2008 at 8:33 am
Comment #51012
Well, that’s not the one I thought you were talking about!
May 20, 2008 at 8:32 am
Comment #51011
only sometimes fantasy…
in honour of you, this post will have links that are not linked