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no, that’s the “messy baby needs a new diaper” kind of dirty.
ralphy makes me feel “i was never molested as a child and this makes me sad”kind of dirty.
May 22, 2008 at 11:56 am
Comment #51800
The bad kind of dirty?
So Ralphy makes you shit yourself?
May 22, 2008 at 11:55 am
Comment #51799
i love that, knuk.
raplhy makes me feel dirty…the bad kind. in my bathing suit area.
May 22, 2008 at 11:48 am
Comment #51798
claw, I was missing mine earlier, but it’s back now…
Please don’t take all your posts with you! We can work it out!
ahhh! it’s GONE again!!! it’s a conspiracy!
May 22, 2008 at 11:48 am
Comment #51797
This made me think of everyone, fantasy included (because of her off-color joke on the MT yesterday!):
(in this instance, #1 is REALLY the best one! LMAO!)
http://www.cracked.com/article_16304_20-websites-from-before-internet-was-invented.html
May 22, 2008 at 11:46 am
Comment #51796
RB I think this might be his theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbTa5JsXjtE
I have a question mark where my ! should be.
I guess that makes me unknown known unknown?
May 22, 2008 at 11:45 am
Comment #51795
everyone’s is gone, claw. i think its our punishment for making so many pedophile jokes yesterday.
May 22, 2008 at 11:43 am
Comment #51794
RALPHY makes me wish there was a thumbs down voting option.
‘glo, the seamstress meeting was a blast, even though she gave me some flack when I asked her to sew in some cleavage
May 22, 2008 at 11:42 am
Comment #51793
thanks, ZB! I think it might be because everyone knows im joking but we arent sure about ralphy. he may/may not be making a skin suit of real women as we speak.
its just not a safe bet.
May 22, 2008 at 11:42 am
Comment #51792
OK, Where the FUCK is my exclamation mark?
I don’t know what kind of show Kerry thinks she’s running here but I’ll be damned if I’m going to suffer the indignity of registering only to have my punctuation taken from me.
If I don’t have it back by this afternoon I’m going to cancel my profile and take all of my posts with me.
May 22, 2008 at 11:42 am
Comment #51791
Because he’s creepy, zB?
I’m still trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but it gets harder and harder every day.
May 22, 2008 at 11:38 am
Comment #51790
I am glad to hear of your recent success, knunk.
How did the meeting with the seamstress go?
May 22, 2008 at 11:36 am
Comment #51789
wanders in looking even paler than usual
Why is it that runbarbara can say any damn thing and it makes me laugh, but RALPHY makes my skin crawl? Just asking.
May 22, 2008 at 11:35 am
Comment #51788
must go interact with irl for a bit
y’all have fun
May 22, 2008 at 11:34 am
Comment #51787
you are wise, grasshopper.
for glo is the master.
May 22, 2008 at 11:33 am
Comment #51786
Ha!
Heyy Wade
it went well, I was nice and delirious so it was pretty entertaining.
I’m sure nobody realized how much $ they agreed to give us because they were too busy being tickled at me giggling and trying to fiddle around with my screen share.
I am learning well from ‘glo
May 22, 2008 at 11:29 am
Comment #51785
hey knunk
how did the conference call go?
and boo to doing it on european time. don’t they know we are the center of the universe?
May 22, 2008 at 11:23 am
Comment #51784
woot!
Hey everyone
thanks ‘glo!
May 22, 2008 at 11:15 am
Comment #51783
Hi Known wazzup?
May 22, 2008 at 11:15 am
Comment #51782
Hey knunk! Good Greek PAN!
May 22, 2008 at 11:14 am
Comment #51781
dangit, I always miss the sexy party!
May 22, 2008 at 11:14 am
Comment #51780
heya knunk…
what up?
Happy Fake Friday!
May 22, 2008 at 11:14 am
Comment #51779
hey kids
May 22, 2008 at 11:11 am
Comment #51778
Umm, she’s already there wade! I know, I saw pics!
May 22, 2008 at 11:10 am
Comment #51777
*applies pressure to RB’s cut. gently takes implement of destruction out of her hand*
awww, RB… you don’t have to go all emo on us.
May 22, 2008 at 11:04 am
Comment #51776
Another Sandra note was spotted by the time clock:
“Wash your hands before you punch in because it makes the buttons too greasy for others to punch in and is also unsanitary and can stain clothing!
Thx,
Sandra”
.
.
immagonna get me a gunnn.
May 22, 2008 at 11:03 am
Comment #51775
I couldn’t navigate away from the lobby
It’s like there was no more clickie in my mouse or something.
May 22, 2008 at 11:03 am
Comment #51774
*will continue to ignore Wade as long as he continues to ignore her*
*knows she will win at this game because she is way more passive-aggressive than him*
May 22, 2008 at 11:03 am
Comment #51773
oh, there you all are
fat boy slim
i love it when he flies down from the sailboat painting
LOL, Mishee, i also liked walken when he is “the continental”
May 22, 2008 at 11:01 am
Comment #51772
we bounce back and forth Wade, no need to do real work
May 22, 2008 at 11:01 am
Comment #51771
we are all still here wadester! RB isn’t in the room either, so she must be “Multi-Tasking” - possibly had someone come into her office to give her money for the potluck…
See Casey in Human Resources
I said it earlier RB, I was kicking it in the Unemployment Line…
Don’t forget to write in your journal later about how much you hate yourself and everyone in your life!
May 22, 2008 at 11:00 am
Comment #51770
wait? are we in a room? no one told me!
this is your plot, isnt it???
YOU HATE ME!!!
*runs off to cut herself and listen to my chemical romance with her bangs in her eyes*
May 22, 2008 at 11:00 am
Comment #51769
hmmm
looks like everyone ran into another room
which is difficult for me to unlock at work
oh, well… there’s always more filing and requisitioning to be done.
May 22, 2008 at 10:59 am
Comment #51768
LOL wade.. that’s one of the best skits EVER!
I do have to say, that there is nothing better than getting Walken in ANY comedy role (Balls of Fury, Joe Dirt…) he is just soooooo deadpan and HILARIOUS!
Also another one is Alec Baldwin (LOVED his guest spot on Will & Grace) - also a great skit, the Schweaty Balls!!
“Everyone loves my Schweaty Balls!”
May 22, 2008 at 10:58 am
Comment #51767
i HAVE to watch the weapon of choice video at least once a month just to maintain sanity.
and im not really greased up, im just half-mexican.
*bah doom bah*
May 22, 2008 at 10:57 am
Comment #51766
i have a fever
and the only prescription
is more cowbell
May 22, 2008 at 10:56 am
Comment #51765
oh, well played uhg
“greased up”?
the biggest frat at my college was tappa kegga bru
followed closely by i felta thi
*thank you. thank you. i’ll be here all week. try the veal. and for the love of god, please!!!! tip your waitress.*
May 22, 2008 at 10:51 am
Comment #51764
Shut the fuck up, UHG! I too, was a sorority girl! ΑΓΔ
Also shut down two years after I graduated.
May 22, 2008 at 10:50 am
Comment #51763
RB - I think that album just needed more cowbell!!
May 22, 2008 at 10:46 am
Comment #51762
If it helps, they crossed me and I destroyed the chapter. Shut down by nationals a year and 1/2 after I left.
May 22, 2008 at 10:46 am
Comment #51761
its not just that im pantsless, its that im also greased up.
.
.
ha, that’s christopher walken’s first solo album.
(of course you were, uhg, you precious little wasp. its okay. we dont judge you. well, maybe amy does.)
May 22, 2008 at 10:43 am
Comment #51760
CONFESSION TIME!
I am a former sorority girl. I was an Alpha Xi Delta.
May 22, 2008 at 10:43 am
Comment #51759
hello Wade! *shoves RB aside* how are you today?
May 22, 2008 at 10:40 am
Comment #51758
RB - just cause you don’t have any pants on, doesn’t ACTUALLY make you prettier… no matter what your older boy cousin told you when you were younger!
BTW, I wasn’t just saying it to be funny, I TOTALLY was hoping it was something about getting fucked in the ass! LOL! GMTA!! (Or would it be “Dirty Minds Think Alike”?? DMTA!!)
Heya wade!! Welcome back Mister Traveler!
P.S. I have opened up a room, called “Unemployment Line” if anyone would like to join me… *gives amy the “come hither” look*
P.P.S. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
May 22, 2008 at 10:39 am
Comment #51757
hi wade!
*takes off sweat pants and gets pretty because there is a boy nearby*
May 22, 2008 at 10:38 am
Comment #51756
I hate it when the MT distracts me from TMHQ.
Them there’s fighting quotation marks you put around ladies, you know, RB!
Good morning, day crew! ♥
May 22, 2008 at 10:37 am
Comment #51755
non-working workers of the world, unite!
i love driving through the city trapped in a lane behind someone who is lost.
May 22, 2008 at 10:35 am
Comment #51754
Today is my Friday so I have to get a bunch of stuff done, or hidden well! Just think, tomorrow I will be able to devote ALL of my attention to you, when I am not doing laundry or running errands!!
May 22, 2008 at 10:33 am
Comment #51753
OMG! We are becoming pod-people who constantly think alike.
We are Stepford Panistas.
**AAAahhhhh****
May 22, 2008 at 10:32 am
Comment #51752
Okay, I got *some* done. Just minimal stuff. But today I will be Le Queen of Multitask.
May 22, 2008 at 10:32 am
Comment #51751
*tisk!* RB, very naughty! I thought you got work done each day!
Mishee, Just like I am! FYI the guilt doesn’t go, I feel like I should be working around the house or working harder on my job hunt. Life is a bitch then you die!
May 22, 2008 at 10:31 am
Comment #51750
Just think RB, pretty soon we can chat all day with no guilty feelings… as we will be doing it from our living room while collecting unemployment (if we are lucky!)…
May 22, 2008 at 10:29 am
Comment #51749
*is here*
And for the record, “ladies”, I have NO work done. And I had none done yesterday, either.
May 22, 2008 at 10:26 am
Comment #51748
glo, why don’t you sync me to your calandar in outlook so we can move our times around so they mesh…
would that make you happy dammit?
May 22, 2008 at 10:26 am
Comment #51747
I’m still doing jack diddly
and you KNOW that RB will be in when she has most of her work done.
May 22, 2008 at 10:22 am
Comment #51746
You know, I’d really appreciate it if you all would resolve to work when I’m supposed to be working. I did nothing but chat with you people yesterday instead of work, and now when I have the morning off, where are you? Working. Bah!
May 22, 2008 at 10:20 am
Comment #51745
Well, I can see when I am not wanted! Hmmmph!
I’m off to work, see y’all in a little bit, but can’t stay long! (yeah, right!)
*twitch*
May 22, 2008 at 9:30 am
Comment #51744
Well glo, that just goes to show you, that if I don’t check in while Mr. Mishee is doing his “paperwork” then I miss you!!
Two more days until lift off!! Yay!
Today I am gonna have to TRY MY HARDEST to stay away from you wonderful people… I am SOOOO backed up at work! But, I guess we will just see how that idea pans out (heh, PANs out…lol)…
*twitch*
May 22, 2008 at 9:16 am
Comment #51743
*punches in*
hey kiddos! Happy (Mishee’s) Friday!
Those Crazy Mexicans
May 22, 2008 at 8:59 am
Comment #51742
I’m damned if I do and damned if I don’t here.
I try to get enough sleep, but then I miss the early crew if I sleep late and I miss the late crew if I go to bed too early.
*frequently answers the door in her pajamas*
May 22, 2008 at 8:46 am
Comment #51741
Is that what elastic’s called nowadays…? I don’t really give a shit - it’s moreso that the old ladies think all foreigners are pretty damn weird and moral-less as it is (making broad sweeping statements here, with not too much truth in them) - don’t wanna give ‘em too much fodder, though that’s me second guessing, and there’s worse fodder to be given… la la la…skipping (shuffling) off to work mark2…
May 22, 2008 at 8:17 am
Comment #51740
Have a great day, rose.
Maybe you are just looking to free yourself of societal constraints?
May 22, 2008 at 8:09 am
Comment #51739
She’ll find out soon enough, Ames
That is why she’s saying oops! as noted.
Wade, you always make me lol. In fact, you guyz was smokin’ yesterday (not just Mishee).
See you ♥ Wade ♥ and Amy, I better get back to my thangs. So, bye from me too, though I might pop back in later.
Oh, forgot to take knickers to the pool again
- what Freudian thing is going on here…???? (note, will not post such info when the big boys and girls come out to play).
May 22, 2008 at 8:07 am
Comment #51738
Bye Wade!
Who does that Amy_Oops think she is? Pushing me to one side. She’s nothing but an accident. It says so right in her name. Somebody should tell her the “d” in amy d stands for Damnit!
May 22, 2008 at 8:04 am
Comment #51737
not usually, amy
like pollen, only when it reaches saturation levels
hey sporadic rose ♥ i got you to lol?
i need to bail out and get ready to go into work
i’ll catch back up later
(((amy))) (((rose)))
May 22, 2008 at 8:01 am
Comment #51736
Amy Oops, pushes Amyd to one side on the avatar grid.
Heisa is still being a cow… one minute.
Hey UHG when you come around - really glad you liked riceboy. It was hell waiting for an update every two weeks, and now it’s all over!
May 22, 2008 at 8:00 am
Comment #51735
Yes, the wrist is a lot better - not on here or the computer (other websites) so much lately … not sure why, really. Am feeling mentally a bit nasty and underhanded, but not with the TMHQ crew
May 22, 2008 at 7:58 am
Comment #51734
Hey sweet (((rose))). How have you been doing? Is your wrist/hand any better?
May 22, 2008 at 7:57 am
Comment #51733
*twitch* I’ll drop in until 9.00 my time (7 minutes away) -
I loved Eau M’Gawd, too, Wade. It was a genuine lol, rather than a quiet smirk.
♥ Ames ♥
May 22, 2008 at 7:55 am
Comment #51732
Are you allergic to perfume normally, Wade?
May 22, 2008 at 7:53 am
Comment #51731
i’m glad you are better, amy ♥
and thanks. it really was awful. i felt my left eye itching and when i went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror, it was turning red in the corner
and she kept re-applying it!!
but other than that the trip was pleasant
May 22, 2008 at 7:52 am
Comment #51730
I”m feeling better this morning. I hope it lasts. What about yourself? Are you still worn out from your trip?
Btw, Eau M’gawd perfume? The best joke, ever!
May 22, 2008 at 7:44 am
Comment #51729
maybe that was tmi
how are you feeling today, amy?
May 22, 2008 at 7:42 am
Comment #51728
Wade, you kinky thing, you! You like to see squirrels in spandex?
May 22, 2008 at 7:37 am
Comment #51727
*yawns. stretches*
morning, all
hope you can jump in occasionally, amy (but i know what you mean)
‘ello, sporadic rose
i use picasa, fantasy, and i like it. it also comes with some rudimentary editing and effects tools that are handy (esp. cropping)
i’ll be around for a bit before going into the office (must sort through the junk mail
)
hope the conference call went well, knunk
sorry i missed the spandex and squirrel conversation last night
May 22, 2008 at 7:31 am
Comment #51726
Good morning everyone! Report to the day shift: I may not be around much today. I have been spending too much time at work on here.
I know, something must be wrong with me! Anyways, I’m sure I won’t be able to resist coming in from time to time when I start twitching right outta my chair, but I will try to resist as much as possible.
May 22, 2008 at 7:01 am
Comment #51725
aloha all - fantasy, you obviously figured out how to load the pic. Another thing you can do (or maybe you did this) is to right click on the picture, copy it, paste it into your ‘my pictures’ file, in your ‘my documents??’ (if you have word) - and upload from there. You can do that with your flickr pics, too.
Crash, I have watched you become funnier and funnier in regards to your comment the other day that you thought you weren’t posting anything you liked.
You guys were up to all sorts, last night/day. I’m working - so will be erratic and my other favourite word, sporadic.
May 22, 2008 at 6:57 am
Comment #51724
G’Night
G’Day
G’Morning
Everyone.
zombi…gott’a check these guys out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9VA3ZJINWA
Favorite movie with favorite band from the soundtrack…
Kicks ass !!
May 22, 2008 at 2:34 am
Comment #51723
G’Night fantasy,
Sleep well too.
And good luck with the house too,
And the back more.
Catch you later.
May 22, 2008 at 2:14 am
Comment #51722
We hired carpenters to do some just recently, but they charge 60.00 an hour!
So we won’t do to much of that!
Goodnight!
May 22, 2008 at 2:10 am
Comment #51721
I guess I should get to bed. I keep logging in again and again. I have never had that happen. getting kind of old.
Is it a new Hiesa trick?
You have a great day tomorrow and I will see you then. I enjoy talking to you. Tell Gwenn Hi and that I do think of her. ♥
Give Trent a big Daddy Hug! ♥ Enjoy this time you have Crash, You will never regret the time you spend with Trent!
May 22, 2008 at 2:08 am
Comment #51720
You’ll get to it in time I’m sure fantasy.
Do you have anyone helping you with the house ?
May 22, 2008 at 2:04 am
Comment #51719
I really want to get going on the before and after of our house project. It is already changed so much. I did get pictures of it in progress and after pics too. It looked impossible when we had it gutted,no walls. Now we have some rooms framed in and the new stairs,foundation,roof,chimney,plumbing,Beams in the front part of the ceiling. It is going to look good. We were doing it all ourselves then I had Mom to take care of and that slowed us down. Now my back!
May 22, 2008 at 2:00 am
Comment #51718
Ya’…I have a digital camera…
Only problem is I lost the battery charger to it,
just like the disc to program my new laptop to my scanner…
I feel retarded sometimes…
May 22, 2008 at 1:59 am
Comment #51717
Ya’
We had them in school,
but we didn’t use them a lot though.
Only on occasions.
And i think there was only one room that had them too, so they were shared between a lot of classes.
May 22, 2008 at 1:57 am
Comment #51716
I really want one, I have some really good picture to put up. I really don’t like the digital camera. I cantake better pictures with my old camera. I think it is becausee I am blind in my left eye. So the digital camera does not have a view finder on it where my old one I can use one eye instead of the screen?
May 22, 2008 at 1:54 am
Comment #51715
I have an epson stylus cx6000.
It’s a pretty good one,
not too expensive either
and it does everything that I need it to do.
Scans, prints and copies.
May 22, 2008 at 1:50 am
Comment #51714
It is all still confusing to me. I have learned so much but it seems to be endless confusion!
You had computers in school didn’t you? They were still only for the government when I was in school. They were the size of a room!
May 22, 2008 at 1:49 am
Comment #51713
I don’t have a scanner yet, so some times my daughter will scan stuff and e-mail it to me.
I went to buy one and there were so many and no one around to help
I got so confused on what I wanted I didn’t buy one! 
Showed them! LOL
May 22, 2008 at 1:45 am
Comment #51712