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oh well, you know me, glo
empty vessel
easy to overlook
May 22, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Comment #51900
im not interested in the new note. i spent my entire lunch break composing PAN greek notes.
*huff*
May 22, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Comment #51899
hey zB
regular gasoline his $3.99/gallon today here in maryland
i think you have to “inquire within” for the price of diesel
May 22, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Comment #51898
Oh, thanks Wade.
How’ve you been? I don’t think I’ve seen you yet today?
May 22, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Comment #51897
congrats, glo
May 22, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Comment #51896
Thanks, RB, your “admiration” of me is really “appreciated”. I think you’re very “funny” too.
May 22, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Comment #51895
YAY! Good Word! Glo!
May 22, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Comment #51894
congrats on word! glo.
you “really” deserve it!!!!
May 22, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Comment #51893
hello, hello, hello
The MT reminded me that I was wondering what gas prices are like beyond the redwood curtain- we’re paying $5.20 for diesel right now. Are we being screwed just because we’re us?
May 22, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Comment #51892
yeah, didn’t need to do the girl/cup thing there ugh!
OK guys, off to lunch! Yum!
(yay! day is half over!)
May 22, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Comment #51891
2 notes 1 day
BTW “ladies” Gerber
May 22, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Comment #51890
New note already? But I’m not done with the Greek myth thread? I could post those all day!
May 22, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Comment #51889
cb - the finale is a shocker!!! don’t read any news stories on it, it will ruin it for ya!
May 22, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Comment #51888
♥ CB ♥
wonder what reminded him of bones?
May 22, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Comment #51887
check ya later Wade!
bye CB enjoy your “Bones”
May 22, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Comment #51886
you better bring a lunch for that one wade! happy trails and safe travels!
May 22, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Comment #51885
See ya, wade.
Drive safely.
Guess I’ll move along too.
This has reminded me that I wanted to watch a few “Bones” episodes today before I clean up around here.
Bye,all.
May 22, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Comment #51884
wow
ok, i have no idea what happened there, as i wandered off for a minute
i am going to shut down and head toward home. have a meeting this evening, but should be checking in now and again
(and be able to access the full conversation
)
May 22, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Comment #51883
yeah, and people who smell like a “handful” of “wet nickles”…
May 22, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Comment #51882
Even Pimps like to give back to the community
May 22, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Comment #51881
I don’t know if we should answer guesses, RB. It might lead to people talking about “nickels” “pickles” and “chicklets”, if you know what I mean.
May 22, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Comment #51880
nope, CB, good guess though….
its a mystery.
(but, omg, charity cunts is a funny thing)
May 22, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Comment #51879
Non-Profit Cunt.
it’s a pimp thang!
May 22, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Comment #51878
Uh, no, Mishee. Your new girlfriend is the one with the loose lips over there.
May 22, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Comment #51877
i know, i almost let the “cat” out of the “bag”
*wink wink*
May 22, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Comment #51876
did you start to TELL HIM glo??? OMG!
Thank Kerry for back editing!
I thought we already discussed this in the chat room!!!!
May 22, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Comment #51875
Well, now you made me back edit, babs.
May 22, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Comment #51874
maybe if you came into chat, you could find out
May 22, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Comment #51873
non-playable character?
national panhellenic conference?
national petroleum council?
May 22, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Comment #51872
seeing the word “farticles” typed out makes me laugh to no extent.
May 22, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Comment #51871
“Like farticles through the atmosphere, so are the days in our tmhq.”
May 22, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Comment #51870
NPC is the way to be, glo.
im going to tell 2nd all about it later, when we’re alone, in the dark….
May 22, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Comment #51869
That’s ok, 2nd. I already heard from claw that you were a lover not a fighter. He seemed pretty happy when he was telling me that, too….
RB, don’t be going all NPC up in here! You and amy need to keep that in chat! Oh, what am I saying?
*puts fresh batteries in the camera*
May 22, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Comment #51868
*having a LMAO Trifecta*
May 22, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Comment #51867
Gotta go to a meeting.
See ya’ll later.
May 22, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Comment #51866
not a fighter? then why did you bite me when i put my mou-
*nevermind*
May 22, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Comment #51865
See, anglo, I’m a lover, not a fighter. Just ask RB.
May 22, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Comment #51864
…totally canceling.
and hooking my TiVo up to TMHQ.
May 22, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Comment #51863
My mom told me to eat a dick.
Once.
May 22, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Comment #51862
eat a dick, lez-bot.
(wtf, why arent you in chat?)
May 22, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Comment #51861
*Begins oiling up*
Ready when you are, vomit-breath.
May 22, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Comment #51860
just wait until amy and i move this to the mud pit, knuk.
May 22, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Comment #51859
….I leave, I see mythology.
I come back, I see vomit chunks…
I don’t care what Crash says, I’m canceling my cable.
May 22, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Comment #51858
Burps ON my face? What, were there vomit chunks in that burp or what?
May 22, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Comment #51857
Yeah wade, there’s a lot of funny stuff int he bible but god’s not in any of it. God’s like that guy who tries to diffuse tense situations with off-color humor that only makes it worse. He’s like Don Rickles at a Martin Luther King rally. Wow! I haven’t seen this many black guys since the Watts riots. Did somebody turn off a light?
May 22, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Comment #51856
*puts amy in a headlock and burps on her face*
pull my finger!
May 22, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Comment #51855
So, uhm. Nobody liked the farticles?
Am I the only one with the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy?
May 22, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Comment #51854
uhg, if you get tired of greek, just change positions or spit on it or someth-
oh.
you meant the MT.
May 22, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Comment #51853
must… find… caffeine
back in a bit
and don’t think i didn’t read that, glo
May 22, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Comment #51852
i heard that it whitens teeth, the boil popping. is that true?
May 22, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Comment #51851
OMG, I totally didn’t even realize the Madonna part! LOL!!!
And yea, it was me, and it was a joint.
*hangs head in shame*
May 22, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Comment #51850
Job might want you to lance his boils.
It’s not fun.
May 22, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Comment #51849
i dunno
i thought the whole haman thing in the book of esther was hilarious
though to be fair, it is the only book in bible where god isn’t mentioned.
(every once in a while staying awake in sunday school pays off
)
May 22, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Comment #51848
First of all, Mish, Mount Madonna? Hasn’t everyone??!!
Secondly, you know you started that fire by smoking a j in the woods. Just admit it.
May 22, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Comment #51847
Yay CB!
Oooh, 2nd, I hope you’re not hurt or anything. Let me look at that eye. Do you need me to kiss it and make it feel better?
May 22, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Comment #51846
A little Greek goes a long way.
Look at Anthony Quinn.
May 22, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Comment #51845
Maybe I’ll ask Job for a job…
May 22, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Comment #51844
ugh, that’s on the MT, this is TMHQ!! Did your remember to take you medicine today??
*like Doc Brown*
“Topics? Where we’re going, we don’t need topics!”
May 22, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Comment #51843
Now we are onto biblical humor? Tired of those greeks already?
May 22, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Comment #51842
(DAMN HEISA!)
Congrats CB!! We’ve missed you around here!!
I guess I shouldn’t have lit that fire in Santa Cruz… I just thought the votives weren’t working!
May 22, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Comment #51841
Funny thing about god is that his sense of comedic timing really stinks and he never knows when to stop beating a dead horse. Just ask Job.
May 22, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Comment #51840
me too Mishee.
‘glo has perverted my pet squirrel and my love for spandex
May 22, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Comment #51839
Yeah. Something has to go my way soon…joke’s over God. I get it, ha ha mutha fucka!
May 22, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Comment #51838
Hurrah CB!!! YAY!!
May 22, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Comment #51837
i see our !s have returned.
thank you, kerry!!
May 22, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Comment #51836
nice, CB!!!
May 22, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Comment #51835
Yay CB!!!! (((CB)))
Oh and
, Wade.
May 22, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Comment #51834
cb, that’s awesome! congrats. i hope you get the job!!!!
May 22, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Comment #51833
Hey! How iz Y’all?
Interview went well. I should know around mid-June. BCBS is hiring 6 people for a project.
They had the nerve to give me a 25 question quiz on HIPPA…ME!!!
I scored 100%.
Beautiful building 3 min walk from Newark Penn Station.
Let’s hope my luck with the landlord holds that long…
May 22, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Comment #51832
*still quoting marx*
May 22, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Comment #51831
May 22, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Comment #51830
that snow must’a been driven through hollywood boulevard on two-for-one trannie night.
May 22, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Comment #51829
I don’t know what you are talking about.
I was as PURE AS THE DRIVEN SNOW!
May 22, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Comment #51828
From urban dictionary.com:
Farticles:
The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.
May 22, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Comment #51827
*continues to be in love with the greek thread*
oh, and mishee? you came in here about as innocent as OJ. dont even play. we all know youre a dirty bitch.
May 22, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Comment #51826
May 22, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Comment #51825
from the devil’s dictionary (ambrose bierce)
LEAD, n.
May 22, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Comment #51824
Sorry, I thought we were quoting Marx
May 22, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Comment #51823
Wade: “The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles”
yes, and a damn fine business plan it is! then the Mr. and I will roll naked in your cash!
May 22, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Comment #51822
aside: dammit, s’out! quoting marx is not helping! (but it is funny as hell!
well, then
let that be a… lesson, yes, a lesson, young man!
ok, that oughta do it. hope you’re doing well, my friend.
May 22, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Comment #51821
BTW, this Greek myth thread is one of my favorite things ever.
May 22, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Comment #51820
do you need an evil plan when your name is unholy?
May 22, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Comment #51819
hey all
LOL, uhg has no evil plan
but she does have a business plan… arm all the combatants and pocket the cash
May 22, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Comment #51818
Um, OW, Wade, that, um, really hurts.
I think it was Groucho Marx who once said, “we’ll fight to defend her honor, which is more than she ever did.”
May 22, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Comment #51817
I don’t have an evil plan … do I? I don’t think I do.
May 22, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Comment #51816
Me too
May 22, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Comment #51815
I came in here innocent Mishee.
I was corrupted in about 20 minutes.
May 22, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Comment #51814
is it just me or do alot of the regulars in here happen to have evil plans?
May 22, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Comment #51813
I shall make experiment
O.K. so I still need to be logged in to post in here
May 22, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Comment #51812
hey s’out
there is something i needed to do… what was it..? oh yeah
*feigns a sucker punch*
that’s for disrespecting glo, you cad!
aside - act like i really hurt you, so we can end this charade and move on
May 22, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Comment #51811
it’s all a part of my evil plan to make you all unknowns like meeee!!!
May 22, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Comment #51810
Dammit, I went looking for the youtube clip of Tony Soprano whacking Ralphy, but such a thing was not to be found.
May 22, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Comment #51809
me either, but I think it is a glitch, not a policy change since there is still a “get punctuated” link at the bottom of the page
lol amy.
May 22, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Comment #51808
I can’t stay right now, but I just had to share something that was posted on the reunion website for my h.s. :
Our band literally fell apart on us…
OMG! Those poor people! I hope someone was there to literally pick up the pieces of band members and put them on ice so they could be reattached!
May 22, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Comment #51807
i am sad, for i have no
!May 22, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Comment #51806
Well, it came back after I posted my last comment, then I backedited it with the addition at the end, and when I refreshed the page it was gone again…
I fucking give up
May 22, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Comment #51805
I don’t see your punctuation.
May 22, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Comment #51804
I guess we know now that the real draw of PAN/TMHQ was the Punctuation!
(and of course, with this comment, it is back.. just to make me look like a fool!)
May 22, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Comment #51803
*crickets*
where did everyone run off to??
May 22, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Comment #51802