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  •   lola

    ooh I get Andy and Wade to myself tonight, or are there some others here

    Anna banana - are you running around here somewhere?

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:42 pm

    Comment #600

  •   Wade

    LOLA!!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:42 pm

    Comment #599

  •   lola

    I sometimes wonder why that little yellow man is always so happy… any thoughts?

    :) :D :7 >) >(

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:41 pm

    Comment #598

  •   Canthz_B

    Early appointment in the AM so I am leaving early…good night TMHQ denizens and thanks ever so much for teaching an old dog new tricks tonight.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:41 pm

    Comment #597

  •   lola

    I’m here, my bitches… I just got done taking my HTML-course-by-number. It was fucking delicious ,j;>

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:39 pm

    Comment #596

  •   Andy

    :P :p >:)

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:39 pm

    Comment #595

  •   Canthz_B

    :D :-D

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:38 pm

    Comment #594

  •   Wade

    :P :o
    :*

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:37 pm

    Comment #593

  •   Andy

    Yes, I have been there. Some of those early ones are crazy.

    The funny thing, I stumbled on this site by accident. I was on wordpress and wandered here, and was hooked!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:33 pm

    Comment #592

  •   Wade

    I think there is a limited # of smiley that convert the cartoon faces

    :) :( ;) :D

    i hesitate to experiment. no telling what ad will show up.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:32 pm

    Comment #591

  •   anna-banana

    oops .funny.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:32 pm

    Comment #590

  •   anna-banana

    Yeah!!! Thanks!!!

    Go, take a break & post up Kerry’s other website!

    There are some fummy misdirected emails on it.

    Andy’s been on there, haven’t you? I thought that I saw you on there a few times a while back!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:31 pm

    Comment #589

  •   Andy

    anna, I’m not sure I want to know what that smiley means. Wait… maybe I do, but I might get in trouble.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:30 pm

    Comment #588

  •   Wade

    :O

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:30 pm

    Comment #587

  •   anna-banana

    WTF? What was that?

    :D

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    Comment #586

  •   Wade

    Nice.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    Comment #585

  •   Andy

    Ahhhhh…. that’s better. Try colon-D, A-B. Since Wade was being all secretive and all.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    Comment #584

  •   anna-banana

    :()

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:28 pm

    Comment #583

  •   Wade

    A-B try colon and capital D :D

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:28 pm

    Comment #582

  •   Andy

    What the? Now I have to figure it out. :D

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:28 pm

    Comment #581

  •   Wade

    I wonder if the PAN Goddess has to set up colors.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:27 pm

    Comment #580

  •   Andy

    Ohhh… is it with a dash in the middle? Sorry, A-B. :-)

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:24 pm

    Comment #579

  •   Andy

    colon close-parentheses

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    Comment #578

  •   anna-banana

    Okay. Newbie “?” time again. How do you make the really big grinning smiley face? I figured out the sticking-out tongue one….

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:22 pm

    Comment #577

  •   Andy

    The woman in the costume ad is pretty nice; the guy should be in the ad at the bottom, though. I’m just sayin’.

    Wait! I think he is one of those guys!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:22 pm

    Comment #576

  •   Wade

    Where’s lola? She would change the ad in two posts.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:21 pm

    Comment #575

  •   anna-banana

    Hey!!!

    There’s a few new wrongly directed emails on:
    http://wrongkmiller.wordpress.com/

    Thanks, Kerry!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:21 pm

    Comment #574

  •   Wade

    Sometimes a :D is just a :D , Anna, lol.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:20 pm

    Comment #573

  •   Wade

    A-B I’m not sure what to make of the pet gifts and costume ads.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    Comment #572

  •   anna-banana

    Okaaayyyy….you guys keep grinning at each other. Uh…should the rest of us leave the room? hee hee

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    Comment #571

  •   Andy

    I was messing with <font color=”#FF0000″> — which should be red. *shrug* Just was curious. I might’ve done that tag wrong, but anyhoo.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:18 pm

    Comment #570

  •   Wade

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:17 pm

    Comment #569

  •   Wade

    Andy :D

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:16 pm

    Comment #568

  •   Andy

    I wonder if “ass-terisks” is the trigger for that certain ad. :)

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:16 pm

    Comment #567

  •   Canthz_B

    I feel like I did when I was a kid and got my first football! I slept with it on my pillow that night!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:16 pm

    Comment #566

  •   Wade

    Andy

    What are you trying for color? I put in , but it just did bold, not red.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:15 pm

    Comment #565

  •   anna-banana

    Oooohh! The Box net ad has “really large files”!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:15 pm

    Comment #564

  •   Andy

    Wade, I was wondering the same thing. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course. :)

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:14 pm

    Comment #563

  •   Wade

    Let’s see if this works.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:13 pm

    Comment #562

  •   Canthz_B

    Because they are bold Wade!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:12 pm

    Comment #561

  •   Canthz_B

    Nothing but luv 4 you Andy!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:11 pm

    Comment #560

  •   Wade

    Why is it that when there is an HTML tutorial, the outinamerica ad pops up, lol.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:11 pm

    Comment #559

  •   Canthz_B

    Anna, you’re too independent for ctrl ME

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:09 pm

    Comment #558

  •   Andy

    No red highlighting. Boo. That’s essential for PA notes. :/

    Hate me? Never. Annoyed with me, well, yeah.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:08 pm

    Comment #557

  •   anna-banana

    :P

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:07 pm

    Comment #556

  •   anna-banana

    Now, I feel a part of the club all over again!!

    Woo Hoo!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:07 pm

    Comment #555

  •   Andy

    Hmmm… I wonder if I can do color?

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:06 pm

    Comment #554

  •   anna-banana

    My problem was that I kep on wanting to do Ctrl ME!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:06 pm

    Comment #553

  •   Canthz_B

    ANNA-BANANA…IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    Comment #552

  •   anna-banana

    Yeah!!!I did it!
    Thanks, guys!!!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    Comment #551

  •   Canthz_B

    Sometimes i could hate you Andy! LOL

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    Comment #550

  •   anna-banana

    testing

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:03 pm

    Comment #549

  •   Canthz_B

    ignore that…I cannot sent the instructions properly…sorry A-B.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    Comment #548

  •   Canthz_B

    less than sign followed by your text followed by less than sign will make your text bold. Substitute letter i for letter b for italics.
    NO SPACES EXCEPT YOUR TEXT, NO QUOTATION MARKS FOR THE b AND i.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:01 pm

    Comment #547

  •   Andy

    Nope.

    When you want to bold something, type <b>. Then, put your text in there (you don’t need to put spaces after the bracket). Then, to stop doing bold, type </b>

    Just like this. Whee. Yay. I’m so… excited… no… really, I am. :)

    Sep 26, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    Comment #546

  •   anna-banana

    I would…but I don’t know where he went? Must be still in the bottle as you said!

    So…are you hitting ctrl b together and then type your msg ctrl b?

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:48 pm

    Comment #545

  •   Canthz_B

    A-B, see my contrition statement on he other side….but the guy needs better language skills nonetheless.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:45 pm

    Comment #544

  •   Andy

    Wade,

    I’ve noticed that before — some of the ads are quite funny when you match them up with the note/comments.

    A-B, just ask GVI how good I am at HTML markup lessons. I think he’s inside the bottle of Excedrin. :)

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:45 pm

    Comment #543

  •   anna-banana

    wow!!!!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:45 pm

    Comment #542

  •   Canthz_B

    AWWW…we’refucked!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:44 pm

    Comment #541

  •   Wade

    Now it’s The Love Button Push Me Hard.

    How does the PAN Goddess expect us to behave with ads like that.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:35 pm

    Comment #540

  •   anna-banana

    That IS funny, W!

    As if! You guys are all hets, too!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:35 pm

    Comment #539

  •   Wade

    ROFL!!

    I just noticed the google ads that run on each thread relate to each topic.

    And the one on TMHQ is for a gay dating service, lol.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:33 pm

    Comment #538

  •   anna-banana

    I mean how

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:32 pm

    Comment #537

  •   anna-banana

    Doing great over here! Here are our East Coasters Boyz?

    It’s all good, C B.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:31 pm

    Comment #536

  •   Canthz_B

    No A-B, I have had my IQ tested (over 14o) and just don’t like a cartoon watching putz questioning my intelligence is all.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:26 pm

    Comment #535

  •   Wade

    A-B!! Hope it’s all good in Cali! :)

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:26 pm

    Comment #534

  •   anna-banana

    There you are, Mr. Meanie-pants. Still grumpy et al?

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:24 pm

    Comment #533

  •   Canthz_B

    Take your time A-B, it all makes sense.

    M-A, if you login tonight, I loved your poem…I hope you had time to read some of my blog, poems in a similar vein and then some.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:23 pm

    Comment #532

  •   anna-banana

    Thanks! You, too. Good to be back. Busy this week.
    C B has been a little overly PA in his posts to the notes, huh?

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:20 pm

    Comment #531

  •   GVI

    Hey Anna, welcome home, you been missed.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    Comment #530

  •   Wade

    I guess if you have to keep your pants up, HTML tutorials are the way to go, lol.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:16 pm

    Comment #529

  •   anna-banana

    Under his boxers…perhaps?

    Sep 26, 2007 at 9:14 pm

    Comment #528

  •   Canthz_B

    Wade’s place, I suspect!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    Comment #527

  •   GVI

    I second that, speaking of vaginas, where are the girls?

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:46 pm

    Comment #526

  •   Andy

    OK, that’s one thing I don’t want to be associated with causing: vaginal dryness. Shit!

    :)

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:44 pm

    Comment #525

  •   Canthz_B

    That comes at the end of the commercial G-man:
    Headache relief!!!…WARNING, Men, your dick may fall off. Women, vaginal fluids may cease to flow.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:41 pm

    Comment #524

  •   Andy

    That’s cold.

    It’s true, but cold. :)

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:41 pm

    Comment #523

  •   GVI

    But only if you don’t get a headache first trying to figure it out lol.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:38 pm

    Comment #522

  •   Canthz_B

    TMHQ users…free HTML (limited edition) tutorial below.
    Thank our good friend Andy for gracing us with his wisdom. :-)

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:36 pm

    Comment #521

  •   GVI

    Yeah because I am a very technical person but damn, you had me lost. haha

    Good to know you don’t teach HTML.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:34 pm

    Comment #520

  •   Andy

    LOL

    Well, GVI. If I wouldn’t have kept screwing up the text at first, I think it wouldn’t have been as confusing.

    And, no, I don’t teach that for a living. I know better. :)

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:32 pm

    Comment #519

  •   GVI

    i have never been so confused in my life lol andy you better not be teaching this to people haha.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:30 pm

    Comment #518

  •   Canthz_B

    Oooops, you were talking about tuition! sorry *blushing*

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:30 pm

    Comment #517

  •   Canthz_B

    Alright Andy, I bow to your “inner geek”…tonight! LOL

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:29 pm

    Comment #516

  •   Andy

    Nope, on the house.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:27 pm

    Comment #515

  •   Canthz_B

    G-man in da house!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:26 pm

    Comment #514

  •   Andy

    You have it there. It’s hard to show HTML markup when the markup disappears!

    Canthz_B, you technically can get away with how you did it, but that’s my inner geek coming out with making sure everything is symmetrical. :)

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:26 pm

    Comment #513

  •   Canthz_B

    Hey…we don’t have to pay for these lessons do we Andy?!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:26 pm

    Comment #512

  •   GVI

    ok i think i got it andy, kinda like this

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:24 pm

    Comment #511

  •   Canthz_B

    Inside out? OK…mine worked the other way too! ……B, I, MY TEXT, CLOSE B, CLOSE I.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:24 pm

    Comment #510

  •   Andy

    <i><b>Text to make bold-italic</b></i>

    See — the italics I put on first, so I wait till last to turn it off. Last on, first off.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:22 pm

    Comment #509

  •   Canthz_B

    Damn, I cannot send it without making it happen!
    Less than sign “b” greater than sign = bold open.
    type your text then type less than backslash “b” greater than for bold text close and send.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:20 pm

    Comment #508

  •   GVI

    yeah i got that but its the bold italics one you guys lost me on.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:19 pm

    Comment #507

  •   Andy

    All right. Here we go.

    To bold something:

    <b>Whatever Text</b>

    Now, the first b tag turns on bolding, then the /b tag turns it off.

    To get italics, do the same above, just use i instead of b.

    If you want more than one thing applied, turn them on one at a time (≶b>, etc.), then turn them off (≶/b>) from the inside-out.

    So, if you did bold italic Text, turn off italic then bold after the text.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:19 pm

    Comment #506

  •   Canthz_B

    OK G-man, (no spaces)
    followed by your own message followed by will give you bold text…remember…no spaces!
    Use an “i” instead of a “b” for italics.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:17 pm

    Comment #505

  •   Andy

    Wow. I saw when I was telling how I coded the brackets, they turned into brackets! Sheesh!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    Comment #504

  •   Canthz_B

    You getting any of this G-man?

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:14 pm

    Comment #503

  •   GVI

    Good lord Andy you just lost the hell out of me.

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:14 pm

    Comment #502

  •   Canthz_B

    Ignore my misspellings…Demi is still HOT!

    Sep 26, 2007 at 8:13 pm

    Comment #501

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