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You should name her Frankie. I think it’s the best name anyone has suggested so far. I think it’s the best name in the whole world and that you should all name your next baby or grandchild or dog or cat or bird or pet rocks Frankie.
Frankie has spoken.
sex.
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Comment #94500
You came upon me like a landslide
Well, once in a while I can take it like that and like it.
You’re gonna get what’s comin
You’ve been askin for it two days runnin
You’re gonna get what’s comin
You’re gonna get what’s comin to you
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Comment #94499
My cats were named Tut and Cleopatra.
I went with the Egyptian theme, they revered kittehs.
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Comment #94498
News flash, when the Redskins lose, so does the incumbent party…17 out of the last 17 times (or something like that).
The Redskins got creamed last Sunday!
Can we expect a landslide?
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Comment #94497
I used to have a kitteh named Toulouse. I miss Toulouse. She was a sweet heart.
My grandma had a dog named Fizzle Britches. Totally unrelated, but interesting none-the-less.
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Comment #94496
I would have to see a pic to make sure, but if she has copper eyes I think Penny would be adorable.
But then again, you are talking to someone who’s three past cat’s names have been: Mr. Kitty, Crack Kitty (Nubby - she had 1/4 of her tail), and Baby Crack Kitty (Patty - she was born 03/17)… so who am I to say I am good at names?
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Comment #94495
Penny is good, Mishee.
Mishee would be a good kitteh name, I think.
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Comment #94494
No worries, mama.
You have made my dreams plenty wet this past year…as have all you tmhq babe-alicious vixens!
Oh, we’re on kittehs now?
Damned nicotine addiction! I miss everything!! LOL
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Comment #94493
sound adorable, glo ♥
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Comment #94492
Yahoo headline:
“Both parties expect Democratic Senate pickups”
Do we really care what they drive? Jeesh! Oh, I get it. It’s because of gas prices and global warming that we care, right? Or is it because they’re getting these pickups for free from lobbyists or something?
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Comment #94491
I’m back.
Then name her Penny, Glo!
I lurve teh kittehs!
(Betsy is my mama’s name - not a nickname, but her actual name)
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Comment #94490
Maybe Betsy.
She’s a talker. Between her and Nellie, I’ll never have a moment’s peace.
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Comment #94489
maybe your kitteh is an artist
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Comment #94488
Abby is the name of my friends in Portland tuxedo cat. She is very schmoochie.
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Comment #94487
awww she sounds cute. I’m not very good with cat names … and I am actually still waiting for my chance to name a dog Det. Lennie Brisco … but that is more of a boy name anyway
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Comment #94486
Her eyes are copper.
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Comment #94485
first polls won’t close for another 2-3 hours
huge turnout all over the US
predicting 80% turnout in pennsylvania
*pins and needles*
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Comment #94484
They have to approve my application, make sure I didn’t roast and eat Chester, or tie Nellie up by her tail over the porch to discourage trick-or-treaters.
She’s a 5 month-old black and white currently sporting the extremely undignified name of Crackers. She curled up in my lap and purred her little heart out. I’m thinking maybe Abby will be her new name, but will gladly consider your ideas.
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Comment #94483
I was wondering about that Glo … I know I can’t go to the shelter or look at pictures w/o wanting/trying to bring home at least 3 puppehs
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Comment #94482
Timo, Any news? Can we dance in celebration at McCain’s dismal failure yet?
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Comment #94481
u haz kitteh?
kittehs?!?
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Comment #94480
Glo….are you with kitteh right now! ?
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Comment #94479
uhg- I am so honored that you would find me sponge worthy!
What happened Glo? How many kittehs did you bring home?
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Comment #94478
Well that was a mistake.
I almost was free of crazy cat ladyism.
Nov 4, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Comment #94477
umm not quite …
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I was thinking more like my Sponge Bob Rock’em sock’em robots.
Nov 4, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Comment #94476
Toys? Like Barbie dolls?
Nov 4, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Comment #94475
Whooo hoooo!
I am hoping to find news if McCaine (sic) lost his home state. *oh please oh please oh please*
Did someone say shoe fetish!?
☂
☈
Nov 4, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Comment #94474
I was reading fail blog and cleaning … but if you want I have some toys you can play with …
Nov 4, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Comment #94473
masterbating- What Maj. Nelson did while dreaming of Jeannie.
Nov 4, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Comment #94472
Hello? *echo echo*
WTF? Am I playin’ with myself here?
I didn’t mean, playing with myself as in masturbating. What I meant was… OWTF… I meant masturbating.
sigh
I’m a dirty girl
Nov 4, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Comment #94471
CB Frankie ((((smooches)))) So, my gilfiness is intact, right?
*note to self: blatently begging for validation and attention does TOO work*
Wade, you know it! Apparently, CB is the only one here with issues concerning lack of moisture, but we’ll soon take care of that!
Nov 4, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Comment #94470
Mama, you can always get a rise out of me, little girl.
Nov 4, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Comment #94469
Mama…
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.
sex.
Nov 4, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Comment #94468
Thanks for the Cooks, Frankie, but I’ll stick with beer until the fat lady sings.
If this election isn’t stolen, I’ll celebrate like there’s no
tomorrowyesteryear!!Nov 4, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Comment #94467
sorry, mamason
i’ve been too busy ogling you to make small talk
did you get wet going to vote?
Nov 4, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Comment #94466
Whew! I was getting worried that my sexual significance was totally gone now that I’m over 45. Thanks CB but I do hope it will “raise” something!
Nov 4, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Comment #94465
Mamason, I’ll see your nipples, and raise you a pe–…no, I’ll just see your nipples!
Nov 4, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Comment #94464
I was once told not to get The Mishee OR The Frankie wet… or feed them after midnight.
Time for lunch y’all! BBL!
Nov 4, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Comment #94463
*brushes hair, puts on slutty red lipstick, pinches nipples to make sure they’re at attention, jumps up and down, screaming*
HEY WADE! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
*wonders if that was too obvious*
Nah. I’m still totally cool.
Nov 4, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Comment #94462
ROFL
who, me?
Nov 4, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Comment #94461
Frankie brought the Cooks!
I know! These stilettos are hot right. I wish I owned them.
sex.
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Comment #94460
Wade, your elitist is showing! (and your shoe fetish!) LOL
sex
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Comment #94459
Oh I could only dream of a day when my name is synonymous with the word sex.
*I get wet just thinking about it.*
Damn. Now the Mishee and the Frankie are wet. What to do, what to do?
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Comment #94458
oooh la la, Frankie! nice gravatar!
sex
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Comment #94457
If I’m sharing I’d better put a keg over by the ficus.
Happy election day! hic°
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Comment #94456
tehee hee hee
“Frankie”
sex
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Comment #94455
LOL, Timo
what i meant was, the contest is showing up in “stirring up trouble” which can be seen from the main page.
i didn’t see that kerry had listed it above the book on the main page
not that i care on way or the other. no big whoop.
not that i care.
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Comment #94454
tehee hee.
“hot balls”
sex.
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Comment #94453
tehee.
“I suck.”
sex.
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Comment #94452
Oh my mama!
beer is good CB
we just went to our first FBI (Foam Blowers of Indiana) event this past weekend
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Comment #94451
woohoo! CB brought beer! It’s time to PARTAY!
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Comment #94450
Huh?
Ain’t I a troublemaker Wade?
I feelz teh one. ✌
Cheers CB!
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Comment #94449
Well… Amy said that if I say “I suck”, she’ll spank me. So, I suck!
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Comment #94448
K. I’m back.
I BOUGHT BEER!!!
I’ve been dry for over a month, but, Here’s to a new Prez!!
Mmmmm…that tastes so beery!!!
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Comment #94447
Pretty good mama, pretty good
How is you?
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Comment #94446
(((Mishee))) Only a little wet? I’ll try harder next time!
“harder”
Hey ((((uhg))))! How you doin?
mmmmmm… Wade
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Comment #94445
Do I smell hot balls? *sniff sniff*
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Comment #94444
i see your new gravatar, Mishee
try clearing your cache and refreshing the page
LOL, mamason
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Comment #94443
LOL Mama
I assume so Wade … I mean she put it up on the main page.
awww “Come pick me up” I LURV this song!
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Comment #94442
mama, when you talk like that, you make me a little bit wet, you know… down there.
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Comment #94441
High, cifs! I just got barack from voting. I was biden my time today just waiting for the perfect opportunity to cast my ballot. My knees have been hurting so much I needed my mccain just to walk but que sarah, sarah. You won’t find me palin over a little joint pain. I went to the wrong polling location initially. I was like, “O-bama, joe gotta be kiddin me!” They were able to direct me to the correct location so after a quick trip to the john, I was barack on track.
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Comment #94440
dammit, how long does it take for the damn gravatar to change?
knowing me, I just did it wrong.
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Comment #94439
*wonders if kerry intends for the contest to be open to non-troublemakers*
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Comment #94438
good luck, glo
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Comment #94437
Uh, thanks, fan. You’re, um, a jelly donut?
Oh, I see what you did there, Wade. You was making a funny.
I’m gonna just go and take a peek at what sort of kitties might need a new home.
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Comment #94436
I’m doing well, UHG. It’s cold today, only mid 70’s right now, going to the mid-80’s today.
Rats!!
Mom just left to go to her old-people bowling league and I forgot to hitch a ride to the store. Now I have to walk.
I’ll be back in about 45 min.
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Comment #94435
Really? maybe it is a WI thing? Or maybe it is a “my gross IRL friends” thing?
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Comment #94434
Yep, our City Hall has two stories, so we now have an elevator in our town just like the big city. Still no grocery and only one stop light.
*it takes all four policemen to watch it!*
I am off, across the river to meet my daughter for lunch. Thanks you guys for the fun this morning and all the ♥ ’s !
‘glo is a creampuff and i love those!
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Comment #94433
i have never heard that expression, uhg
explains the scorch marks though
i never got that far, glo. they thwarted my attempt to ride said escalator with their “out of order” barricade
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Comment #94432
Freaks.
You mean, you had to turn around and go back down, Wade?
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Comment #94431
(((CB))) how are you doing?
D’Oh! My apartment is hot as balls. Upside is that I don’t think we will spend much on heating this place this winter … downside … it is hot as balls.
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Comment #94430
*lurves chopped liver*
they actually had the up escalator blocked off. had to find the elevator to go upstairs
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Comment #94429
(((###Glo###))), I love chopped liver!
Hey, (((UHG)))
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Comment #94428
poor CB.
I think broken escalators might actually be harder to walk up than stairs. I think the riser on escalators is actually higher than on stairs.
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Comment #94427
Cheer up, (((##CB##)))
At least you haven’t missed me.
*tries desperately not to look like a pile of chopped liver*
*fails*
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Comment #94426
Why do broken escalators always seem harder to walk up than normal staircases?
Why do I keep missing Kerry?!
spits iced tea all over room…
ROTFLMAO, WADE!!!
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Comment #94425
yeah, glo. it’s true.
it stopped when i was halfway to the second floor
i thought i would have to stand there all day
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Comment #94424
NOT THE BROKEN ESCALATOR!!!
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Comment #94423
Where is RB? I have a Twilight question. Since I have previously geeked Potterhead with Glo … thought I might nerd it up TwiHard style with RB … I think I need to read more books for grown-ups. I wish they were as much fun.
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Comment #94422
ok, gravatar change.
wait for it….
I have a meeting in like, 3 minutes.
That is totally teh suck.
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Comment #94421
i started reading PAN in june 2007 after reading about it huffington post. didn’t start commenting until september 11
2007
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Comment #94420
today i braved horrible traffic, bad weather, crowded parking, and a broken escalator
to vote, you ask?
no. to buy kerry’s book.
i’m sure it will be worth it.
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Nov 4, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Comment #94419
Damn … I have been coming to PAN for a long time … I only missed the first couple months
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Comment #94418
LOL, mamason
“quickie”
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Comment #94417
Timo … mine was plain bologna with processed cheese food and yellow mustard on white bread … everything I am against in a sammich BUT I LOVE it guilty pleasure all the way
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Comment #94416
Hi ‘glo ♥
I am so happy you made it in to vote ‘glo, we all need to.
I think fried bologna sammiches w/mustard.
I am not going to really whore myself, I will use one of those filters that make you look like Elizabeth Taylor, you know “White Diamonds”!
I am all set. hahaha!
Nov 4, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Comment #94415
Kerry is so damn cute.
Nov 4, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Comment #94414
Frankie, kerry started PAN sometime in May 07 - this has to be within the first 20 notes. I am the “oldest” PANista here (by a day or two) and I have been coming onto PAN since Aug 07. And as you know, it is a complete sin to comment on an old note.
Nov 4, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Comment #94413
So, how does that old ass note only have 8 comments. Were you guys all sick that day?
Nov 4, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Comment #94412
YUM UGH! I ♥ bologna sammiches ’specially garlic bologna.
Nov 4, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Comment #94411
Well, I’ve been to the dentist and I’ve voted (stood in line 25 minutes). I feel all virtuous.
Due to being pure as the driven snow, I cannot submit a whoring picture.
Nov 4, 2008 at 1:39 pm