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ya know, it is really hard to type when my hands are full
Sep 27, 2007 at 12:08 am
Comment #700
yep lola i think he snuck out a window or something
Sep 27, 2007 at 12:07 am
Comment #699
damnit Wade - pull up your pants!
morpho - I think we scared him off
Sep 27, 2007 at 12:06 am
Comment #698
canthz - deserter!
Sep 27, 2007 at 12:03 am
Comment #697
he may be able to handle HIS business, but what about my business, and lonely little morpho’s business
he may IMPLODE
Sep 27, 2007 at 12:02 am
Comment #696
I’ll have this demon machine turned off by midnight, Wade can handle his business.
Sep 27, 2007 at 12:00 am
Comment #695
yeah, lola i always end up checking one more time
poor wade, locked in detention with two of us
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:57 pm
Comment #694
bye canthz
(I doubt he’ll go far since it’s Wade alone with two girls and he won’t stand for that)
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:54 pm
Comment #693
lmao - okay, you got me. I actually wasn’t thinking that particular side of things.
btw, “nearly severed” penis??? wtf? was she sawing through it with a butter knife? and how thick is that thing? so many unanswered questions. woulda been gone completely if she’d only used the garden shears
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:51 pm
Comment #692
i’m here, just too lazy to type much
besides, i’m having fun watching
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:50 pm
Comment #691
Oooops you want to be alone with Wade…OK, Nit guys…use protection…Tee, Hee, Hee
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:49 pm
Comment #690
It takes two hands to handle a Whopper!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:48 pm
Comment #689
I just admitted to being wrong about everything when I saw the blade!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:47 pm
Comment #688
well, wade, I think we’re alone now
doesn’t seem to be anyone around…
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:46 pm
Comment #687
lola: Two hands? For typing, or…?
With THAT, I’m gone for the night.
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:46 pm
Comment #686
I’d better go for the evening, too. When get to slicing off Johnsons, I know the conversation’s gone full circle.
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Comment #685
Now lola, you shouldn’t make fun of someone suffering from Wide Uncomfortable Stance Syndrome.
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Comment #684
Too true, M-A. He sure was asking for trouble!!!
‘night!!!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Comment #683
a-b: we’ll do our best, although I’m not sure how long I’ll last if the boys don’t learn how to type faster
(two hands, boys - it works better)
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Comment #682
Nite A-B…Much LUV.
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Comment #681
“I’ve got your fillibuster, buster!”
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:43 pm
Comment #680
Okay…it’s 20 to 9PM over here in the Golden State. Have to put my little monkey to bed. (Don’t be thinking that monkey! I have one around Lola’s ages.
G’night everyone!!!
Try to stay off-topic if you can!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Comment #679
a-b i read that story about the malaysian guy
what idiot talks about how great wife #2 is while lying in bed next to wife #1? he’s an idiot
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Comment #678
those republicans are always hiding in the closet, haven’t you figured that out?
or I guess they hide in men’s bathrooms
tappity tap tap… “could you give me some of your, um, toilet paper?”
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:40 pm
Comment #677
just catching-up on perez hilton…gross. Story about a Malaysian man’s penis reattachment a la Lorena Bobbitt. The 1st wife must’ve been reading ya’lls chat about it earlier & got the idea!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:40 pm
Comment #676
those snausages are awefully persistent!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Comment #675
Now, how in the hell did the ad engine go from gay dating to Newt Gingritch?
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Comment #674
Don’t pick up the soap Andy!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:35 pm
Comment #673
Phrases lik what Lola, certainly not as pedestrian as “Spank me Daddy”?
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:34 pm
Comment #672
Now I have squash and sausages. No means no, dammit!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:34 pm
Comment #671
Good ideas!!!!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:33 pm
Comment #670
i’ve got the love button
that’s just not helping keep my mind outta the gutter.
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:33 pm
Comment #669
Now the ad switched back to the Oktoberfest costume. Again, that guy should go to the bottom ad… and stay there!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:32 pm
Comment #668
the PAN goddess is a fucking rockstar!!!!
push MY love button
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:32 pm
Comment #667
But hold the mayo!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:32 pm
Comment #666
now it’s a ‘StubHub’ ad! god it’s killing me
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:31 pm
Comment #665
lola
:P 
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Comment #664
I want to wear nothing but an assortment of belittling phrases written in mustard and ketchup
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Comment #663
Now, heaving bosoms I can appreciate…you get a treat my trick!! LOL
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Comment #662
M-A: I vote degenerate! I can’t even think the word ‘come’ or I have dirty thoughts, and I certainly don’t say it very often
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:29 pm
Comment #661
Maybe we could have a PAN.com costume contest. Someone could dress up as the “Mad Bomber”, Terry, etc.
It’d be gold!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:29 pm
Comment #660
wade…you’re making me laugh!!!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:29 pm
Comment #659
I’m dressing as a giant turd with a toilet seat around my neck and chasing the kids with mud and peanut shells.
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:28 pm
Comment #658
I’m going to an Octoberfest soon. I WANT one of those zexy barwench costumes…the ones with the heaving bosoms!!!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:28 pm
Comment #657
i’m going as heisa monster.
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:28 pm
Comment #656
aw, i got an ipod ad
at least it starts with touch comes
either the person writing some of these just didn’t think it thru or the person choosing ads for here has a wicked sense of humor
or i am just a degenerate!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Comment #655
jump in canthz…the ladies are bringing it tonight.
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Comment #654
so is anyone dressing up for Halloween this year?
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Comment #653
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Comment #652
I think you’re onto something. At least I get a cool costume ad now. She’s a good, bad witch. Or dressed like a bit piece of candy corn. Either way, I approve.
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Comment #651
Can’t sleep this early, you guys still there huh?
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Comment #650
I could use a highly religious experience right about now, too, AB!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Comment #649
I think maybe rule #1 provides the keyword for the google ad in question, lol.
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Comment #648
M-A: LOL.
And you call me the pervert.
Perverts Anonymous? If it’d be a network, then PAN.com makes a lot of sense now.
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Comment #647
I could use a little Jesus right abut now, lola….make me a nice red…mmmmmm
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Comment #646
lola’s not the only one who self censors.
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:21 pm
Comment #645
i like the dating ad being just below the ad with the bobble head
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:20 pm
Comment #644
Perverts Anonymous, Andy? A new 12-step program?
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:20 pm
Comment #643
what were the ads like BEFORE I showed up?
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:19 pm
Comment #642
I’m shocked that I just found out about this!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:19 pm
Comment #641
I’d gladly call myself a perv
In fact, I’m so much of a perv that I actually censor myself here… not kidding
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:19 pm
Comment #640
I have an online poker ad, lola. you are making progress!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:18 pm
Comment #639
andy you are! :p
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:18 pm
Comment #638
Who’s a pervert here? I didn’t see any of you at the meetings!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:15 pm
Comment #637
lola - too many late nights with pervs, studying abnormal psych in real life
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:14 pm
Comment #636
AB - Jesus doesn’t qualify for TMHQ, while although he is most definitely an asshole, he doesn’t wear pants, so there ya go
all those ‘water into wine’ party tricks - showoff!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Comment #635
You’re funny M-A…gay dating sites at the bottom
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Comment #634
lola: Egads.
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Comment #633
i’m getting phallic foods as the top ad, and gay dating services at the bottom
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Comment #632
fark - i can’t spell
addddvertisement
is everyone feeling a little sluggish tonight? I feel like PAN goddess gave me a cold sponge bath….. food for thought
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:11 pm
Comment #631
Frightening email letter:”I truly believe that this battle will be won or lost depending on how intensely and persistantly we, the followers of Jesus Christ, pray. This is a spiritual battle….”, etc.
Scary stuff. Sounds like a toothless, bible-thumping tranny to me. Oakley, anyone?
Hugs for Jesus. Where is Jesus Christ, anyway? He hasn’t sent a ’shout-out’ in awhile! Nice of him to pop-up on PAN every now & again to say howdy
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Comment #630
does anyone else see the cucumbers and squash in the add to the right? talk about a sign from the gods - lmao!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Comment #629
Ugh, M-A. hope your day was a good one, anyway.
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:09 pm
Comment #628
lola, lola. trannies will not get rid of that ad, lol.
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:07 pm
Comment #627
wade, ummm yeah, she called at 10:30 said she’d be there for 12:30 and showed up at 2
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:07 pm
Comment #626
A-B should be RaGing
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:06 pm
Comment #625
Hey M-A, did your boss show up for work today?
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Comment #624
I wonder if her name is RaJean?
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Comment #623
“toothless trannies” - tonight following “cops” and your local news
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Comment #622
I work with this guy who picked up a woman who was missing a tooth. She said she lost it fighting over him with another woman. I said that the loser had to take him home.
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:02 pm
Comment #621
Yeah…this RaJean character writes about A certain Brent’s & Austin’s remarriage (most likely NOT to each other, but it’s more fun to think that it IS)…and she also misdirected an email about a trial she witnessed….
http://wrongkmiller.wordpress.com/
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:02 pm
Comment #620
Heisa monster, come out and play-ay!
Sep 26, 2007 at 11:01 pm
Comment #619
I worked with a guy who swore by only dating women with dentures - he thought it was the most fantastic idea EVER
Thinking about him makes me feel dirty in a Britney Spears post Federline way
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Comment #618
Ok Andy, don’t turn all grumpy and toothless on us. We’ll have to throw peanut shells on your porch.
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Comment #617
Ahh, see. That was humor.
Wait. Dammit, my dentures keep popping out. BRB, whippersnappers.
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Comment #616
A-B: something about “bible-thumping freak” that seems a bit dirty, am I right?
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Comment #615
M-A welcome aboard!
Andy - punchcards!?!? That kind of chat takes commitment!
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Comment #614
hey morpho!
andy - how fucking old ARE you???
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Comment #613
the smileys i mean
and the pants rule only says to pull em up
which is only possible if you are wearing them
doesn’t count if you’re in a skirt right?
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Comment #612
gay ad’s still there.
I’m flipping back n forth b/w the 2 sites…there’s an interesting letter by a RaJean-nice name…NOT!!! Kinda long…..sounds like a bible-thumping freak, akin to Oakley.
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Comment #611
Hmmm… this is the longest I’ve hung around a thread since the days of chat rooms that ran on punch cards! I’ll tell ya, that was some work there.
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Comment #610
lola i’m not sure what those last few were supposed to be, but they looked obscene!
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Comment #609
Just saw one for Oktoberfest costumes, so it must be working, lol.
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Comment #608
PAN goddess said pants, so I figured I’d at least go with that. She didn’t say nuttin’ about going commando
Wade - I’m trying to make the ads change!
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:49 pm
Comment #607
bra & panites here in Cali!
Hi, there Lola! Glad you popped-up! Lots of testosterone goin’ on!
‘Night C B!!!
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Comment #606
Let’s just say yes and move on.
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Comment #605
I hope you added clothes and didn’t just remove the boxes and water bottles!
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Comment #604
Of course.
Not a bran box in sight, lol.
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Comment #603
WADE!
I feel it’s my duty to ask - we’re all fully clothed tonight, right?
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:43 pm
Comment #602
Nite, Canthz.
Sep 26, 2007 at 10:43 pm
Comment #601
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