passiveaggressivenotes.com community guidelines
1. don’t be an asshole. seriously, don’t be that guy.
2. kindly migrate off-topic conversations/riffs/innuendo to the comments section of this page. you’ll have to register first, but it’s a pretty painless process.
3. play nice with the new kids. (no hazing the noobs!)
97,420 responses so far ↓
Pages: « 975 … 956 955 954 953 952 951 950 949 948 947 [946]
I am cooking over here what is cooking in here tonight?
(((Glo))) >>>Wade & Troy<<<
Nov 4, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Comment #94600
OK, that does it. I say we flame Hall Monitor’s blog.
Nov 4, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Comment #94599
I was just checking that out myself. In the beginning, I gave hm a pass because at least they were adding content. Now it’s just sheer pigheadedness to continue to type out that signature. And now not even a glimmer of wit.
Nov 4, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Comment #94598
i did i did
poor hall monitor. apparently the ability to say something funny is inversely proportional to the number of times one links to one’s blog
Nov 4, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Comment #94597
Refresh, Wade!Refresh like the wind!
Back edit, Wade!
Back edit like the wind!
Nov 4, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Comment #94596
LOL
i saw that one earlier today
Nov 4, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Comment #94595
Speaking of thesauri….
Nov 4, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Comment #94594
wow.
that looks like a thesaurus threw up
Nov 4, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Comment #94593
Though I am intact in physical being, O Wade, yet am I scarred and malformed forever with the terrible and arcane knowledge which has unfolded itself to me. For though I am no stranger to witchcraft and the more subtle arts of necromancy, still I am not so powerful and well versed as to withstand the most ancient lore presented here.
Nov 4, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Comment #94592
nbc just called pennsylvania for obama
mccain is in real trouble
Nov 4, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Comment #94591
oooh. new movie coming out soon
australia
starring
hugh jackmantroy mcclureNov 4, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Comment #94590
it was a real obi wan moment, CB
i was literally loling
Nov 4, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Comment #94589
Yea, verily have I read the horrible and most sanguinous tale of the great white worm and the ravenous iceberg. And the images imprinted thereto upon the eye which dwells within my mind burn sharp and clear as a diamond in sunlight.
Nov 4, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Comment #94588
In 20 years they’ll be saying we should vote holographically to avoid poor weather conditions! LOL
I missed it, but they just said they may do it again later, Wade. I was on msnbc…after a brief nap.
Nov 4, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Comment #94587
ROFL Troy
it looked a little bit like “who framed roger rabbit”
Nov 4, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Comment #94586
Well I’m weird and a bit hokey myself, so my objecting to it on those grounds would be rather hypocritical.
Nov 4, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Comment #94585
it was weird, Troy
and a bit hokey
Nov 4, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Comment #94584
Wow. I’d like to see that.
Nov 4, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Comment #94583
OMG!!!
they have “beamed” a reporter into CNN via hologram
“help us, wolf blitzer. you’re our only hope!”
Nov 4, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Comment #94582
Oh okay. My friend in the pol sci dept has invited me to their beer & tv afternoon to watch it, but I don’t think I’ll have time, sadly.
There’s an election in NZ in a couple of days that I definitely should vote in, & I think I still can online, but I haven’t got round to it yet. No ballot ever came for me for the US one, but I do feel a bit antidemocratic voting in US elections, because I’m just not American anymore, despite the passport.
Manage to read that story yet, AΦ? I looked at it again yesterday & noticed that it’s white on black, which is pretty hard on the eyes. Maybe view source? Also there are a couple of OCR errors, but it’s not too bad.
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Comment #94581
Iz blushing.
Hey Troy! Nothing out yet. It is close in my state which normally would solidly vote Republican.
I am really going to go cook now. Have a great night or morning depending on your hemispherical orientation.
((((CIF’s))))
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Comment #94580
Good morning, Rlim!
None of the polls are closed yet, I think the first will close in the next ten minutes or so, and the news won’t report anything until the polls close.
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Comment #94579
Any news yet on the election?
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Comment #94578
makin me swoon: ur doin it rite!
I was smiling so much over the in-jokes that I never noticed any grammar irregularities.
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Comment #94577
Of you Glo nothing is dull except the rest of the world in comparison to you.
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Comment #94576
Yep I should get out of here too. I got a yard bird to cook.
Good night all you CIF’s. ♥
Backedit ala Mark: Glo, sweet darling, several words were left out. Should read THE goddess. Of course the usual punctuation mishaps. Engrish ur doin it wrong.
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Comment #94575
Timo, my love, I do not see your epic fail. Is it too painful for you to point it out to one as dull of intellect as I?
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Comment #94574
((((((falcon)))))))
Take care. ♥
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Comment #94573
i gotta go-
just a drive by to say hello
y’all have a good evening
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Comment #94572
Yep, just waiting to hear back from Mister if she wants to go or not.
I am gonna shut down and get outta here. Talk to y’all later!
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Comment #94571
Well now that would work out to be a sweet deal Mish.
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Comment #94570
yeah, now we just need to find someone to take him. It wont end until about 10:30 and that is way past mine and Mister’s bedtime.
We are asking his older cousin if she wants to take him, since she loves hockey and the Sharks, and her bday is in a few weeks, so that takes care of that!!
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Comment #94569
thanks, t.
i appreciate it.
those seats sound like teh goodest!
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Comment #94568
I think you were Waderized Glo!
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Comment #94567
Heh thanks Frankie. I like how I got to make a Mishee mention in there too. Get lucky tonight yourself sexy miss thang!
Nice score Mishee, little mister will be psyched!
>>>Falcon<<< My deepest condolences dude.
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Comment #94566
*mama’s right. blatantly begging for attention does work*
♥
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Comment #94565
((((((((((((((((((((((glo))))))))))))))))))
bye, mama
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Comment #94564
That was hilarious Timo. Later everybody. Good luck tonight!
get lucky.
sex.
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Comment #94563
I just got two free $100 tickets to the Sharks game tonight… THey are awesome seats, ninth row right behind the players box.
Little Mister is gonna shit a brick.
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Comment #94562
Bye Mama ♥
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Comment #94561
Later dudes. smoochies.
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Comment #94560
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{GLO}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
I was going to ask if anyone saw the customer reviews on Amazon for the PAN book. But I discovered in my haste to post I had commited another epic fail.
Please go read and laugh. *sigh*
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Comment #94559
*runs back into room. tackles mamason and glo, hugging them both tightly as they all roll around on the floor. smothers them both in kisses*
*whew*
gotta go check on dinner
♥
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Comment #94558
(((((((((((((((((((((((Glo))))))))))))))))))))))))))
*bare hug*
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Comment #94557
Call them and ask them to order it.
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Comment #94556
Can’t climb in the hot tub. Too busy reading the PAN book and don’t want to drop it like Amy did.
I’m now thinking that several people are going to get copies of this for xmas. However, this means that the Borders will need more than one copy.
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Comment #94555
((((((((((((((((((GLO)))))))))))))))))
Bear Hug!!!
Nov 4, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Comment #94554
*is painfully aware no one has hugged her in a long time*
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Comment #94553
If I “do you”, mama, you won’t think of your debts for at least 3 months!
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Comment #94552
“Mom’s home…she’s going to give me a mouth-full”
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Comment #94551
Hey CB? Why don’t you do me and I’ll owe you one?
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Comment #94550
a good “soaking” sounds good right now, frankie
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Comment #94549
Mom’s home…she’s going to give me a mouth-full/ear-full over my beer breath.
Oh, bother.
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Comment #94548
*it’s ok that Wade only hugged Frankie*
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Comment #94547
Eat well, Playa…sounds like you may need your strength tonight! LOL
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Comment #94546
mmmm keg. so sweaty. *Sigh* I don’t want to cook dinner.
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Comment #94545
You demand a high price, mama…but I tithe to you like my soul depends upon it!
Can I have that blow job now?! Geez!
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Comment #94544
Damn dirty lezzies.
*ddl*
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Comment #94543
Hot Tub! We still have a case of Cooks and a Kegger here y’all! Come and relax in the coozie Falcon and let me fuss over you a bit.
“come… and relax”
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Comment #94542
*gives Frankie a long, lingering hug*
gotta go start on dinner
i may be around later
LOL, falcon. you need to talk to her, not me
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Comment #94541
hey, wade! quit bogarting frankie!
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Comment #94540
Woman don’t make me back read. I’m pretty sure I have. Just in case…
*Sniffs Mishee. Smells weed, juices, and… Zima?*
Mish, have you been trying to seduce high school girls again?
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Comment #94539
*nuzzles Frankie*
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Comment #94538
*realizes that Frankie has never sniffed MY hair*
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Comment #94537
*cuddles with Wade. Sniffs and smells Amy on him and snuggles in closer*
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Comment #94536
mmmmmm, Franki
hey!
where are you going?
oh, OK. i think falcon could use a good rubbin’
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Comment #94535
Hi falcon.
*realizes she hasn’t even rubbed up against Wade yet today. Does so, then rubs up against falcon.*
What up.
sex.
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Comment #94534
duty lolz
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Comment #94533
For the right price my brotha!
falcon said duty.
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Comment #94532
In addition to Election day is it also Call UHG day? I was going to make a comment way back at the pet stories part but I have been taking phone calls this whole time! Not even Pollsters or campaign calls … people I actually know.
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Comment #94531
Did you hear about the guy who put condoms in his ears to protect himself from hearing aids?
Or the girl who put condoms in her ears so she could hear her boyfriend coming?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
Thank you. Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your servers.
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Comment #94530
good afternoon, all
i trust everyone did their civic duty today?
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Comment #94529
mama, it takes time to rehabilitate a rep like yours, work with a Brotha!
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Comment #94528
mishee. seriously stop it okay and check your MBL. do it dude. and stop okay. just stop.
xes
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Comment #94527
FRANKIE!
sex
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Comment #94526
Oh, Snap! I just back edited! Yeah boy!
Wade
(((Frankie))) I keed.
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Comment #94525
Mama, Just until I got off of the bus.
MISHEE!
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Comment #94524
my borders had two copies, s’out.
i guess annapolis is twice as PA as san francisco
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Comment #94523
Yay! I’m the proud new owner of the PAN book. I went up to Borders on my lunch break. It wasn’t quite on the shelf yet, so the Borders dude went and looked for it for me. Apparently the store only had one copy. The shame!!
The Borders by AT&T Park is now officially sold out of PAN books.
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Comment #94522
*so CB will fight any man who says I’m not a high class mother fucking hooker?*
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Comment #94521
So, Frankie… how long did you have to wear a helmet?
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Comment #94520
LOL
my dad told a joke about a not-so-bright hooker on her first night “on the job”. when her pimp asked her how much she had made that evening, she replied, “$1000.10″ incredulous, her pimp asked “$1000.10? who gave you the dime?”
“every last one of them”
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Comment #94519
You’re no Hooker, mama.
You’re no less than a high-mother-fucking-class- call-girl, and I’ll fight any man that says otherwise!!!
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Comment #94518
I love that song Franks - almost as much as “Against All Odds”
I think that is my favoritest P.Collins song.
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Comment #94517
A few tricks? Damn, how expensive are computers? Or are you trying to imply that I’m a cheap hooker?
That reminds me of a joke: A man at a bar asked the lady next to him if she would sleep with him for a million dollars, to which she replied, “Of course!” He then asked her if she would sleep with him for 5 bucks. She looked aghast and said, “Hell no! What kind of woman do you think I am?”
“We’ve already established that”, said the man. “We’re just haggling over price now.”
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Comment #94516
Well I remember, I remember dont worry (worry)
How could I ever forget, its the first time, the last time we ever met
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up, no you dont fool me
The hurt doesnt show; but the pain still grows
Its no stranger to you or me
bom bom ba bom ba bomba bom bom bom!
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Comment #94515
Frankie - sex.
sex.
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Comment #94514
Lol. Snowball IV.
“snowball”
sex.
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Comment #94513
A few laptops can get her a new computer!
My girls had a Precious too…she was Baby’s sister. She died after being “fixed” so Sharon got them another female that they named (surprise) Precious II.
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Comment #94512
LOL, masks + Indiana + votes = Indiana goes to the GOP!!
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Comment #94511
My 1st cat was named Carlton Belcher III.
My 2nd kitteh was Precious.
We had a shepard/lab mix also (Shelby) And when the 3 of them got to romping it was so funny. Carlton was definitely the pack leader. He was a big orange tabby with white socks on all fours and the greenest eyes. Precious was a black and white patchwork kitteh although her markings looked suspiciously bovine in origin.
I miss my pets. Carlton lived until he was 16. He just left one day and never came home. Precious and Shelby had to be put down within a year of each other. They were each 13 and each died of liver failure.
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Comment #94510
apparently it isn’t mayo OR snow CB.. it just looks like that from a distance…
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Comment #94509
Lol, Frankie!
Mama, you have to get a new computer. A few tricks on the corner, and you’ll have enough for a nice laptop.
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Comment #94508