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  •   amy d bang

    It seems to me that FeRD was talking to Sam, sis.

    May 27, 2010 at 6:26 am

    Comment #8500

  •   anglophile bang

    Oh lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood!

    May 27, 2010 at 6:00 am

    Comment #8499

  •   Wade bang

    yikes, (((Mishee)))!!! 8O glad you are better!

    wodka, da, Wo. ;)

    May 26, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    Comment #8498

  •   Woman on the Verge bang


    May 26, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    Comment #8497

  •   Mishee™ bang

    Just driving through… wanted to see what CB thought of this information that was on my bill for my second surgery…

    996.63, 996.67, 998.32, 041.11, 526.9, 401.9, and of course they had to mention my favorites, 305.1 & 305.2… and they treated that with 86.74, 01.25, & 78.69…

    All in all, not as bad a bill as the first one I got… ($408,999.35 vs. $36,308.92) – Unfortunately, not a competition… instead… they are the sum of a math equation… (this plus this equals “PAY THIS”)

    But, gotta go see a man about a dinner.. see y’all later! :)


    May 26, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    Comment #8496

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Yooo hoooo. Anybody home? I am having a vodka party. Who’s in?

    May 26, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    Comment #8495

  •   Wade bang

    it was a great evening, Timo.

    May 26, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    Comment #8494

  •   Mo® bang

    Aw Wade you just got here. Please give us your review of the pubs musical stylings tonight.

    May 26, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    Comment #8493

  •   Wade bang

    i have taken that into account, Wo. ;)

    *sigh* my free internet at the coffee house is aboit to expire.

    you and mo carry on

    “carry on”

    May 26, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Comment #8492

  •   Wade bang

    ‘sup, mo my man

    May 26, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    Comment #8491

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    You might need a little extra tape for the top…

    May 26, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    Comment #8490

  •   Mo® bang


    May 26, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    Comment #8489

  •   Wade bang

    i might be able to

    after a little fore…erthought.

    yeah. forethought.

    May 26, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    Comment #8488

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Hmm. Now there’s a thought. Who can I get to make me one of those?

    May 26, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Comment #8487

  •   Wade bang

    how about instead of, a la the fifth element? ;)

    May 26, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    Comment #8486

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    So, ((Wade)), would duct tape on a bra strap be a turn-on or a turn-off? I need to know before I resort to taping…

    May 26, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    Comment #8485

  •   Wade bang

    yikes! can’t leave y’all alone for a second.

    i am still partial to boxers.

    as for your wardrobe malfunction, Wo: “i don’t believe in much, but i do believe on duct tape.” ;)

    May 26, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    Comment #8484

  •   Bunnee bang

    Wo, I’m at home every day, all day and I never wear a bra unless I’m leaving the house. I’m all about comfort if I’m just sitting around the house. I’ve even been known to wear my jammies until 3 or 4 in the afternoon. Just call me Fancy!

    May 26, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    Comment #8483

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Phew. You were right. It is warm in here…

    May 26, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    Comment #8482

  •   Mo® bang

    Do I look home? :wink:

    May 26, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    Comment #8481

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    So… Timo… are you home now?


    May 26, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    Comment #8480

  •   Mo® bang

    I think that is a brilliant idea Wo!
    If I am home I am naked. It is just how it works around my house. The day doesn’t matter. :grin:

    May 26, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    Comment #8479

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    This is the beauty of working at home. I’m thinking of instituting a Naked Friday policy.

    May 26, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    Comment #8478

  •   Mo® bang

    I am suddenly feeling quite warm… :wink:

    May 26, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    Comment #8477

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    So much for your monk-like existence. Though taking it off would work, I suppose. ;)

    May 26, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    Comment #8476

  •   Mo® bang

    I am sorry I specialize in bras but only in the area of expertise in getting them off so I am of no use on this topic. :razz:

    May 26, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    Comment #8475

  •   anglophile bang

    How about taking some scotch tape and folding it on itself or even wrapping the strap to make it thicker?

    May 26, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    Comment #8474

  •   Bunnee bang

    My adjuster things slide down all the time, Wo. Then, that makes the straps too loose and they slip down my shoulders. I am not too fond of bras in general.
    I was going to say you could glue it in place(with a glue that dries clear), but then that might make it itchy.

    May 26, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    Comment #8473

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Okay. I have a piece of gray yarn crammed under the buckle. This works as a temporary fix, but I’m going to have to figure out something that won’t show…

    Maybe I should ask the guys. They fix things, right?

    May 26, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Comment #8472

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Oh… that might work. I’ll go see what I can find. Thanks, (((glo)))!

    May 26, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    Comment #8471

  •   anglophile bang

    Can you put a scrap of fabric or a piece of yarn in it to make the buckle thingy stay, Wo?

    May 26, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    Comment #8470

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    I have a lingerie malfunction and everybody leaves. *sigh* I may have to use duct tape.

    May 26, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    Comment #8469

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Girls, I have a technical issue. Boys – skip this post. Okay… are they gone? Right. I am wearing one of those bras with clear plastic straps so they don’t show, but the adjustment slider thingie on the right keeps sliding down. In other words, if my chest was a map of the US, Mississippi would be significantly lower than Louisiana. How do you fix that kind of thing?

    May 26, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    Comment #8468

  •   anglophile bang

    That’s between you and your god, Bunnee. ;)

    May 26, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    Comment #8467

  •   Bunnee bang

    Glo, you’re starting to make me feel bad for stealing TP. :wink:


    May 26, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    Comment #8466

  •   anglophile bang

    I feel a little better about pulling Sam’s leg now that Zar :arrow: has reminded me that we have seen him before.

    May 26, 2010 at 11:31 am

    Comment #8465

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    *sigh* I needed a good shitstorm.

    May 26, 2010 at 10:56 am

    Comment #8464

  •   oi bang

    hee hee. There is always chance that someone would take it at a face value and then fun begins.

    May 26, 2010 at 10:55 am

    Comment #8463

  •   anglophile bang

    oi, the sarcastic suck-up is one of my all-time favorites!

    May 26, 2010 at 10:50 am

    Comment #8462

  •   oi bang

    Hi Ladies!

    May 26, 2010 at 10:47 am

    Comment #8461

  •   amy d bang

    I must admit, he found a classy way of telling us to kiss his ass. :lol:

    A good shitstorm every once in a while can be fun, eh ladies?

    May 26, 2010 at 10:34 am

    Comment #8460

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    I had to join the shitstorm. I hope there’s enough toilet paper…

    May 26, 2010 at 10:27 am

    Comment #8459

  •   amy d bang

    The shitstorm has commenced.

    May 26, 2010 at 10:05 am

    Comment #8458

  •   amy d bang

    Yes! That would be awesome. :D I wish I could do origami.

    May 26, 2010 at 10:01 am

    Comment #8457

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Got it. Of course, if you forget, you can always tear out the pages and make origami animals or paper airplanes that say, “I need more toilet paper” on them.

    May 26, 2010 at 9:58 am

    Comment #8456

  •   amy d bang

    No, no, no, WotV. Crafting AND shit. Sometimes you need more than a book on the toilet. When you’re gonna be in there for awhile.

    May 26, 2010 at 9:46 am

    Comment #8455

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    How do you craft shit? I hope you wear gloves.

    May 26, 2010 at 9:42 am

    Comment #8454

  •   amy d bang

    Yeah, how is going to bed early exciting? You’ll be crafting and shit.

    May 26, 2010 at 9:40 am

    Comment #8453

  •   Mo® bang


    Aw good times…good times! :razz:

    May 26, 2010 at 9:39 am

    Comment #8452

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    I’ll have to remember that this is excitement next time I’m yelling, “Stop touching your brother’s moobs!”

    May 26, 2010 at 9:36 am

    Comment #8451

  •   Mo® bang

    Well you all are living a life of excitement and activity. I just have quiet craftiness and that keeps me well rested. I am saving my late night wildness for the next PANvention. :twisted:

    May 26, 2010 at 9:32 am

    Comment #8450

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    I’m going to have a night full of arguing, crabby, sweaty children! Envious?

    May 26, 2010 at 9:29 am

    Comment #8449

  •   amy d bang

    Hey (((Timo))). I think I am going to have a get to bed early night.

    May 26, 2010 at 9:22 am

    Comment #8448

  •   Mo® bang

    My room mate Marks me all the time.
    My hobby night went so well I am going to have hobby night again tonight!

    May 26, 2010 at 9:18 am

    Comment #8447

  •   amy d bang

    Good point.

    Oh, I must have overlooked that comment. Want to start a shitstorm about it like has not been seen since the tipping thread?

    I’m getting Marked everywhere I go. I never notice how much it happens until you named it :D

    May 26, 2010 at 9:10 am

    Comment #8446

  •   anglophile bang

    I used to do that in stores when they asked for my phone number, but then I finally realized I was maybe setting someone else up for annoyance and I quit.

    Oh, stripping a hotel maid cart of toilet paper, soap and shampoo, for instance. It’s not stealing if it’s on a maid cart, apparently. :|

    May 26, 2010 at 9:01 am

    Comment #8445

  •   amy d bang

    Hey sis. What type of things?

    You should give her the numbers. Each phone number could have one incorrect digit.

    May 26, 2010 at 8:46 am

    Comment #8444

  •   anglophile bang

    Really, ma’am? You’d like me to provide you with the phone number to every chain hotel in the county so you can stay somewhere cheaper? Really?

    May 26, 2010 at 8:27 am

    Comment #8443

  •   anglophile bang

    Good morning, all. It never fails to amaze me what some people will admit to online and think is funny.

    May 26, 2010 at 7:34 am

    Comment #8442

  •   amy d bang

    It helps me, too, (((WotV))), but I must go to work now :(

    May 26, 2010 at 7:24 am

    Comment #8441

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Louisiana is fading. I’m tired and cranky. Maybe writing about sex will help. (((((amy))))) Ah… hugging amy helps…

    May 26, 2010 at 7:21 am

    Comment #8440

  •   amy d bang

    Morning. Had a good time last night but will pay for it in yawns today.

    May 26, 2010 at 6:37 am

    Comment #8439

  •   park rose bang

    Oh, I see that glo did the gravatar thing. Okay. I better sign out for the night.

    May 26, 2010 at 12:28 am

    Comment #8438

  •   park rose bang

    What is that Beatles’ song, Wade? Glass onion?
    I have finally got my Port Townsend trip pictures down. I know I didn’t join the CIFs on the Pt Townsend and other islands trip, but I see there weren’t so many photos, though they might be waiting in the wings. I just thought you might like a walk down memory lane-ish . . .(and of course, I get you to maybe look at my snaps).
    oi, I am going to create a new email and figure out what I do at gravatar. Sometime in the future.
    I was going to walk the dog before it was dark. He had a huge walk today, but he needs another, I think. Now it is dusk, we should be okay.

    May 25, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    Comment #8437

  •   Wade bang

    amy amy amy

    my entendres are like onions

    layer upon layer


    May 25, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    Comment #8436

  •   amy d bang

    The first one is best, I think. This is based on my limited experience of having 2 Word!s

    As to the entendres, you are the innocent in this bunch, oi. ;) (Even though some would try and claim innocence)

    May 25, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    Comment #8435

  •   oi bang

    I did not see any entendres at all until you mentioned it.
    yeah that was my first word. :bliss:

    May 25, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    Comment #8434

  •   amy d bang

    is miffed that Wade’s louisiana comment was really about WotV.

    Tonight, I will lament the tortured bliss that was my coming of age in the deep south.*

    Oh, I will also go see my friend do stand-up again.

    * all entendres intended *

    May 25, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    Comment #8433

  •   oi bang

    tonight I will spend time bashing my sister, because of her we missed the rafting trip this weekeknd.

    wha!? I said I Am gonna bash my sister not you! where did e’body go?

    May 25, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    Comment #8432

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    I will spend tonight reading a friend’s unpublished manuscript, contemplating the carnal pleasures of foreplay, and missing LOST.

    May 25, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Comment #8431

  •   anglophile bang

    What’s foreplay? :?

    I have knitting tonight, so I guess Tuesday night is Hobby Night, right, Timo?

    May 25, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    Comment #8430

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Monk-like? You? Hmmm… Timo. You just don’t want to share your secrets in public. You can MBL me with your tips and tricks, okay? ;)

    Anyway… anybody have anything to share?

    May 25, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    Comment #8429

  •   Mo® bang

    Time for me to clock out and go home. I am stitching up holsters tonight. I love the smell of freshly dyed leather and shoemakers cement. :lol:

    See what a load of excitement I am!

    May 25, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    Comment #8428

  •   Mo® bang

    Well you are a woman use your own experience on what is awesome. Maybe a Girl’s Night Out would garner some more stories and techniques.

    I can’t share any because I am monk like and know nothing of carnal pleasures. :razz:

    May 25, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    Comment #8427

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    ((((Mo)))) I can do that… but I need some actual awesome “techniques” for guys to use.

    Louisiana is quite spicy… ;)

    May 25, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    Comment #8426

  •   Wade bang

    um, what mo said.

    and the neck is woefully underrated. just sayin.


    i’m off to a pub to hear a live band!

    y’all have fun!!

    heh, mo. ;)

    May 25, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    Comment #8425

  •   Mo® bang

    Wo maybe you need to get all cerebral?
    I mean the best foreplay involves engaging ones mind to be totally aware of your partners reaction to whatever it is you are doing. The best know when they are dialing up the heat and how. SO a base discussion on acts or techniques might not work on woman “A” but they might put woman “B” right over the edge. Without using your brain and all your senses to be aware of your partners reactions the knowledge of all the foreplay acts in the world would be worthless.

    just a guess anyway.

    Were you circling the capital steps Wade?

    May 25, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    Comment #8424

  •   Wade bang

    the state of louisiana is spicy.


    May 25, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Comment #8423

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    You’re so sweet, Wade… This has to be “spicy” and flirty. I can do flirty. I’m afraid that what I consider to be spicy, my client will find too tame.

    May 25, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    Comment #8422

  •   Wade bang

    to me foreplay is about mutual respect and enjoyment

    or so i have read


    May 25, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    Comment #8421

  •   Wade bang

    i just write what the caffeine tells me, (((oi))) ♥

    ooooooh! i spy glo!! :arrow:


    May 25, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    Comment #8420

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    *has already gone waaaay too far but can’t stop now*

    I have 3 books and the Mr. wants me to tell him what I learn. *sigh* I am a little afraid of this. I was VERY clear that I would go “cosmo” but NOT porn.

    May 25, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    Comment #8419

  •   oi bang

    daymn ((wade!)) you said in a line what I tired to say in 7 lines and it was clearer than mine!
    my brain is on strike w/o notice.
    btw I heard you are finally gonna show up in Panvension. :P

    May 25, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    Comment #8418

  •   Wade bang

    maybe you and mr. Wo should, um, research…

    *wonders when he will finally go too far*

    May 25, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    Comment #8417

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Thanks, ((((Wade)))). Maybe I’m in over my head. Can I really write a guide to foreplay for men? WTF was I thinking?

    May 25, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    Comment #8416

  •   Wade bang



    maybe write key ideas/phrases and see what develops, Wo.

    oooooh!!! i see a beans!! :arrow:


    May 25, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Comment #8415

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    It depends on what I’m writing. I usually write directly with Word, but use a notepad and pen to write notes/outlines, etc..

    May 25, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    Comment #8414

  •   oi bang

    I can’t tell him, math says something as weird as motor does not need electricity to run. I need to figure out where I made mistake to get that kind of result.
    What do you use when you write? direct word like program or note pen?
    I always start with note pen and start writing whatever comes in to mind and then about half way through I switched to computer and then start organizing. Note pen serves as a mean to content to get out of my brain all at once, later I pick and choose what to include and what not. If I start with word directly then my mind gets entangled about the linking and organization but note pen does not intimidate me.

    May 25, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    Comment #8413

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Tell him that math doesn’t lie.

    May 25, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    Comment #8412

  •   oi bang

    if you believe me my result makes sense mathematically but not by common sense, whatever shall I do to make sense? vendor is waiting me to answer!

    May 25, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    Comment #8411

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    I just can’t seem to get things organized in my mind. How am I going to organize them on paper?

    May 25, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    Comment #8410

  •   oi bang

    hi (((wo)))
    GO you and me too! I am trying to figure out something but my brain has lock down so thought I might give it a little boost by surfing net(her region of computer)

    May 25, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    Comment #8409

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Hi, ((((oi))))! I’m here trying to avoid writing.

    May 25, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    Comment #8408

  •   oi bang

    I love this smart pop ad! it’s soundless of course. It compares the calorie between pretzels and pop corns by pop corn high heel killing pretzel spider by crushing it.
    oh why did I log in?
    yeah thanks glo for the clarification on gravatar problem.

    May 25, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    Comment #8407

  •   Mo® bang

    Aw Wo you have to start reading that book and my lunch is over and I have to get to work too.

    May 25, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    Comment #8406

  •   Woman on the Verge bang


    May 25, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Comment #8405

  •   Mo® bang

    I espy a Marky Mark!!! :arrow:

    I am on lunch for .2 of an hour more.

    May 25, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    Comment #8404

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    I have no attention span today. I have to get this book started. Gah!

    May 25, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Comment #8403

  •   amy d bang

    Those were funny, WotV. I got lost over there though. Here’s another one:

    Hey (((Franks)))!

    May 25, 2010 at 9:35 am

    Comment #8402

  •   Frankie bang

    Great minds… ;)

    May 25, 2010 at 9:02 am

    Comment #8401

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