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It seems to me that FeRD was talking to Sam, sis.
May 27, 2010 at 6:26 am
Comment #8500
Oh lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood!
May 27, 2010 at 6:00 am
Comment #8499
yikes, (((Mishee)))!!!
glad you are better!
wodka, da, Wo.
May 26, 2010 at 7:45 pm
Comment #8498
((((((((MISHEE)))))))))))))))
May 26, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Comment #8497
Just driving through… wanted to see what CB thought of this information that was on my bill for my second surgery…
996.63, 996.67, 998.32, 041.11, 526.9, 401.9, and of course they had to mention my favorites, 305.1 & 305.2… and they treated that with 86.74, 01.25, & 78.69…
All in all, not as bad a bill as the first one I got… ($408,999.35 vs. $36,308.92) – Unfortunately, not a competition… instead… they are the sum of a math equation… (this plus this equals “PAY THIS”)
But, gotta go see a man about a dinner.. see y’all later!
CB – LET ME KNOW WHAT YOUR THOUGHTS ARE!
May 26, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Comment #8496
Yooo hoooo. Anybody home? I am having a vodka party. Who’s in?
May 26, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Comment #8495
it was a great evening, Timo.
May 26, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Comment #8494
Aw Wade you just got here. Please give us your review of the pubs musical stylings tonight.
May 26, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Comment #8493
i have taken that into account, Wo.
*sigh* my free internet at the coffee house is aboit to expire.
you and mo carry on
“carry on”
May 26, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Comment #8492
‘sup, mo my man
May 26, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Comment #8491
You might need a little extra tape for the top…
May 26, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Comment #8490
Boom!
May 26, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Comment #8489
i might be able to
after a little fore…erthought.
yeah. forethought.
May 26, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Comment #8488
Hmm. Now there’s a thought. Who can I get to make me one of those?
May 26, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Comment #8487
how about instead of, a la the fifth element?
May 26, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Comment #8486
So, ((Wade)), would duct tape on a bra strap be a turn-on or a turn-off? I need to know before I resort to taping…
May 26, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Comment #8485
yikes! can’t leave y’all alone for a second.
i am still partial to boxers.
as for your wardrobe malfunction, Wo: “i don’t believe in much, but i do believe on duct tape.”
May 26, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Comment #8484
Wo, I’m at home every day, all day and I never wear a bra unless I’m leaving the house. I’m all about comfort if I’m just sitting around the house. I’ve even been known to wear my jammies until 3 or 4 in the afternoon. Just call me Fancy!
May 26, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Comment #8483
Phew. You were right. It is warm in here…
May 26, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Comment #8482
Do I look home?
May 26, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Comment #8481
So… Timo… are you home now?
May 26, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Comment #8480
I think that is a brilliant idea Wo!
If I am home I am naked. It is just how it works around my house. The day doesn’t matter.
May 26, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Comment #8479
This is the beauty of working at home. I’m thinking of instituting a Naked Friday policy.
May 26, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Comment #8478
I am suddenly feeling quite warm…
May 26, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Comment #8477
So much for your monk-like existence. Though taking it off would work, I suppose.
May 26, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Comment #8476
I am sorry I specialize in bras but only in the area of expertise in getting them off so I am of no use on this topic.
May 26, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Comment #8475
How about taking some scotch tape and folding it on itself or even wrapping the strap to make it thicker?
May 26, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Comment #8474
My adjuster things slide down all the time, Wo. Then, that makes the straps too loose and they slip down my shoulders. I am not too fond of bras in general.
I was going to say you could glue it in place(with a glue that dries clear), but then that might make it itchy.
May 26, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Comment #8473
Okay. I have a piece of gray yarn crammed under the buckle. This works as a temporary fix, but I’m going to have to figure out something that won’t show…
Maybe I should ask the guys. They fix things, right?
May 26, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Comment #8472
Oh… that might work. I’ll go see what I can find. Thanks, (((glo)))!
May 26, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Comment #8471
Can you put a scrap of fabric or a piece of yarn in it to make the buckle thingy stay, Wo?
May 26, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Comment #8470
I have a lingerie malfunction and everybody leaves. *sigh* I may have to use duct tape.
May 26, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Comment #8469
Girls, I have a technical issue. Boys – skip this post. Okay… are they gone? Right. I am wearing one of those bras with clear plastic straps so they don’t show, but the adjustment slider thingie on the right keeps sliding down. In other words, if my chest was a map of the US, Mississippi would be significantly lower than Louisiana. How do you fix that kind of thing?
May 26, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Comment #8468
That’s between you and your god, Bunnee.
May 26, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Comment #8467
Glo, you’re starting to make me feel bad for stealing TP.
((CIFS))
May 26, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Comment #8466
I feel a little better about pulling Sam’s leg now that Zar
has reminded me that we have seen him before.
May 26, 2010 at 11:31 am
Comment #8465
*sigh* I needed a good shitstorm.
May 26, 2010 at 10:56 am
Comment #8464
hee hee. There is always chance that someone would take it at a face value and then fun begins.
May 26, 2010 at 10:55 am
Comment #8463
oi, the sarcastic suck-up is one of my all-time favorites!
May 26, 2010 at 10:50 am
Comment #8462
Hi Ladies!
May 26, 2010 at 10:47 am
Comment #8461
I must admit, he found a classy way of telling us to kiss his ass.
A good shitstorm every once in a while can be fun, eh ladies?
May 26, 2010 at 10:34 am
Comment #8460
I had to join the shitstorm. I hope there’s enough toilet paper…
May 26, 2010 at 10:27 am
Comment #8459
The shitstorm has commenced.
May 26, 2010 at 10:05 am
Comment #8458
Yes! That would be awesome.
I wish I could do origami.
May 26, 2010 at 10:01 am
Comment #8457
Got it. Of course, if you forget, you can always tear out the pages and make origami animals or paper airplanes that say, “I need more toilet paper” on them.
May 26, 2010 at 9:58 am
Comment #8456
No, no, no, WotV. Crafting AND shit. Sometimes you need more than a book on the toilet. When you’re gonna be in there for awhile.
May 26, 2010 at 9:46 am
Comment #8455
How do you craft shit? I hope you wear gloves.
May 26, 2010 at 9:42 am
Comment #8454
Yeah, how is going to bed early exciting? You’ll be crafting and shit.
May 26, 2010 at 9:40 am
Comment #8453
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aw good times…good times!
May 26, 2010 at 9:39 am
Comment #8452
I’ll have to remember that this is excitement next time I’m yelling, “Stop touching your brother’s moobs!”
May 26, 2010 at 9:36 am
Comment #8451
Well you all are living a life of excitement and activity. I just have quiet craftiness and that keeps me well rested. I am saving my late night wildness for the next PANvention.
May 26, 2010 at 9:32 am
Comment #8450
I’m going to have a night full of arguing, crabby, sweaty children! Envious?
May 26, 2010 at 9:29 am
Comment #8449
Hey (((Timo))). I think I am going to have a get to bed early night.
May 26, 2010 at 9:22 am
Comment #8448
My room mate Marks me all the time.
My hobby night went so well I am going to have hobby night again tonight!
May 26, 2010 at 9:18 am
Comment #8447
Good point.
Oh, I must have overlooked that comment. Want to start a shitstorm about it like has not been seen since the tipping thread?
I’m getting Marked everywhere I go. I never notice how much it happens until you named it
May 26, 2010 at 9:10 am
Comment #8446
I used to do that in stores when they asked for my phone number, but then I finally realized I was maybe setting someone else up for annoyance and I quit.
Oh, stripping a hotel maid cart of toilet paper, soap and shampoo, for instance. It’s not stealing if it’s on a maid cart, apparently.
May 26, 2010 at 9:01 am
Comment #8445
Hey sis. What type of things?
You should give her the numbers. Each phone number could have one incorrect digit.
May 26, 2010 at 8:46 am
Comment #8444
Really, ma’am? You’d like me to provide you with the phone number to every chain hotel in the county so you can stay somewhere cheaper? Really?
May 26, 2010 at 8:27 am
Comment #8443
Good morning, all. It never fails to amaze me what some people will admit to online and think is funny.
May 26, 2010 at 7:34 am
Comment #8442
It helps me, too, (((WotV))), but I must go to work now
May 26, 2010 at 7:24 am
Comment #8441
Louisiana is fading. I’m tired and cranky. Maybe writing about sex will help. (((((amy))))) Ah… hugging amy helps…
May 26, 2010 at 7:21 am
Comment #8440
Morning. Had a good time last night but will pay for it in yawns today.
May 26, 2010 at 6:37 am
Comment #8439
Oh, I see that glo did the gravatar thing. Okay. I better sign out for the night.
May 26, 2010 at 12:28 am
Comment #8438
What is that Beatles’ song, Wade? Glass onion?
I have finally got my Port Townsend trip pictures down. I know I didn’t join the CIFs on the Pt Townsend and other islands trip, but I see there weren’t so many photos, though they might be waiting in the wings. I just thought you might like a walk down memory lane-ish . . .(and of course, I get you to maybe look at my snaps).
oi, I am going to create a new email and figure out what I do at gravatar. Sometime in the future.
I was going to walk the dog before it was dark. He had a huge walk today, but he needs another, I think. Now it is dusk, we should be okay.
May 25, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Comment #8437
amy amy amy
my entendres are like onions
layer upon layer
May 25, 2010 at 10:16 pm
Comment #8436
The first one is best, I think. This is based on my limited experience of having 2 Word!s
As to the entendres, you are the innocent in this bunch, oi.
(Even though some would try and claim innocence)
May 25, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Comment #8435
I did not see any entendres at all until you mentioned it.
yeah that was my first word. :bliss:
May 25, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Comment #8434
is miffed that Wade’s louisiana comment was really about WotV.
Tonight, I will lament the tortured bliss that was my coming of age in the deep south.*
Oh, I will also go see my friend do stand-up again.
* all entendres intended *
May 25, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Comment #8433
tonight I will spend time bashing my sister, because of her we missed the rafting trip this weekeknd.
AFTER 30 MINUTES
wha!? I said I Am gonna bash my sister not you! where did e’body go?
May 25, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Comment #8432
I will spend tonight reading a friend’s unpublished manuscript, contemplating the carnal pleasures of foreplay, and missing LOST.
May 25, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Comment #8431
What’s foreplay?
I have knitting tonight, so I guess Tuesday night is Hobby Night, right, Timo?
May 25, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Comment #8430
Monk-like? You? Hmmm… Timo. You just don’t want to share your secrets in public. You can MBL me with your tips and tricks, okay?
Anyway… anybody have anything to share?
May 25, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Comment #8429
Time for me to clock out and go home. I am stitching up holsters tonight. I love the smell of freshly dyed leather and shoemakers cement.
See what a load of excitement I am!
May 25, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Comment #8428
Well you are a woman use your own experience on what is awesome. Maybe a Girl’s Night Out would garner some more stories and techniques.
I can’t share any because I am monk like and know nothing of carnal pleasures.
May 25, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Comment #8427
((((Mo)))) I can do that… but I need some actual awesome “techniques” for guys to use.
Louisiana is quite spicy…
May 25, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Comment #8426
um, what mo said.
and the neck is woefully underrated. just sayin.
ok.
i’m off to a pub to hear a live band!
y’all have fun!!
heh, mo.
May 25, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Comment #8425
Wo maybe you need to get all cerebral?
I mean the best foreplay involves engaging ones mind to be totally aware of your partners reaction to whatever it is you are doing. The best know when they are dialing up the heat and how. SO a base discussion on acts or techniques might not work on woman “A” but they might put woman “B” right over the edge. Without using your brain and all your senses to be aware of your partners reactions the knowledge of all the foreplay acts in the world would be worthless.
just a guess anyway.
Were you circling the capital steps Wade?
May 25, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Comment #8424
the state of louisiana is spicy.
May 25, 2010 at 5:06 pm
Comment #8423
You’re so sweet, Wade… This has to be “spicy” and flirty. I can do flirty. I’m afraid that what I consider to be spicy, my client will find too tame.
May 25, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Comment #8422
to me foreplay is about mutual respect and enjoyment
or so i have read
May 25, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Comment #8421
i just write what the caffeine tells me, (((oi))) ♥
ooooooh! i spy glo!!
May 25, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Comment #8420
*has already gone waaaay too far but can’t stop now*
I have 3 books and the Mr. wants me to tell him what I learn. *sigh* I am a little afraid of this. I was VERY clear that I would go “cosmo” but NOT porn.
May 25, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Comment #8419
daymn ((wade!)) you said in a line what I tired to say in 7 lines and it was clearer than mine!
my brain is on strike w/o notice.
btw I heard you are finally gonna show up in Panvension.
May 25, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Comment #8418
maybe you and mr. Wo should, um, research…
*wonders when he will finally go too far*
May 25, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Comment #8417
Thanks, ((((Wade)))). Maybe I’m in over my head. Can I really write a guide to foreplay for men? WTF was I thinking?
May 25, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Comment #8416
(((Wooi)))!!
maybe write key ideas/phrases and see what develops, Wo.
oooooh!!! i see a beans!!
May 25, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Comment #8415
It depends on what I’m writing. I usually write directly with Word, but use a notepad and pen to write notes/outlines, etc..
May 25, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Comment #8414
I can’t tell him, math says something as weird as motor does not need electricity to run. I need to figure out where I made mistake to get that kind of result.
What do you use when you write? direct word like program or note pen?
I always start with note pen and start writing whatever comes in to mind and then about half way through I switched to computer and then start organizing. Note pen serves as a mean to content to get out of my brain all at once, later I pick and choose what to include and what not. If I start with word directly then my mind gets entangled about the linking and organization but note pen does not intimidate me.
May 25, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Comment #8413
Tell him that math doesn’t lie.
May 25, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Comment #8412
if you believe me my result makes sense mathematically but not by common sense, whatever shall I do to make sense? vendor is waiting me to answer!
May 25, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Comment #8411
I just can’t seem to get things organized in my mind. How am I going to organize them on paper?
May 25, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Comment #8410
hi (((wo)))
GO you and me too! I am trying to figure out something but my brain has lock down so thought I might give it a little boost by surfing net(her region of computer)
May 25, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Comment #8409
Hi, ((((oi))))! I’m here trying to avoid writing.
May 25, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Comment #8408
I love this smart pop ad! it’s soundless of course. It compares the calorie between pretzels and pop corns by pop corn high heel killing pretzel spider by crushing it.
oh why did I log in?
yeah thanks glo for the clarification on gravatar problem.
May 25, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Comment #8407
Hahahahaha!
Aw Wo you have to start reading that book and my lunch is over and I have to get to work too.
May 25, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Comment #8406
((((((((((((((((((Timo)))))))))))))))))))))))
May 25, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Comment #8405
I espy a Marky Mark!!!
I am on lunch for .2 of an hour more.
May 25, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Comment #8404
I have no attention span today. I have to get this book started. Gah!
May 25, 2010 at 11:59 am
Comment #8403
Those were funny, WotV. I got lost over there though. Here’s another one: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/10/the-funniest-news-freeze_n_568372.html
Hey (((Franks)))!
May 25, 2010 at 9:35 am
Comment #8402
Great minds…
May 25, 2010 at 9:02 am
Comment #8401
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