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  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Good morning, darlings. Toy, so glad my advice worked for you!

    Rose, I opted for braless. The whole commando thing wasn’t working for me.

    I hate Mondays.

    Jun 7, 2010 at 7:57 am

    Comment #8800

  •   park rose bang

    Some pugs can swim, and some cannot. Sounds like you’ll be doing some sightseeing along with the visit late July, ‘glo. It’s always nice to travel.

    Jun 7, 2010 at 2:42 am

    Comment #8799

  •   park rose bang

    glo, thanks so much! Really cute. Elroy is a bug, of course, a boston terrier/pug cross, but he definitely looks like a pug – it’s the tail that gives him away.

    Hey, H for Toy. You know, ever since I’ve been reading your comments, I thought you were H for Troy, guess I was thinking of Helen and so on. It wasn’t until ‘glo just called you ‘toy’ that I realised. It has been noted, mostly by me, how poor my reading comprehension is.

    Wade, I was listening to Amy Goodman from Democracy Now (and other talking heads) interviewing people from Louisiana, I think, on the effect of the oil spills, and same as it always was – the price of “progress” is of course directly linked to profit, and is usually achieved by costing the companies as little as possible in monetary terms. They are allowed to do so, too, due to pretty lax laws and it being cheaper to fix up damage, or walk away from it, in theory, than to prevent it. You’re right down near the Gulf stream, right, Amy? Or is my geography off? I think of all the little turtles, whales, sharks, all those animals who use it as a way to get to their breeding grounds . . .

    As a result of all of this, apparently they’re going to up oil exploration off the coast of Western Australia, a beautiful area called Margaret River. I wish they’d all look a bit more long term, and that someone would step in and put up the money to make money from alternate energy sources. Be great if a government had the foresight, or if the infighting could stop for long enough for a government to be able to implement policies that would encourage this.

    WotV – did you go knickerless? Well, I better get off to bed. Night, all ♥

    Jun 7, 2010 at 2:30 am

    Comment #8798

  •   H for Toy bang

    Nice to meet you all too! I would prefer to start with the beginning also, ‘glo, but I started in the middle, because that’s what the library gave me. I’m enjoying the Eustace Diamonds, but have read it’s the least political of all the novels, and thank God for end notes! Victorian British politics wouldn’t make sense to me otherwise!

    If the steak, etc is an example of the food you usually bring, Mamarilla, I look forward to it :) My husband will wonder where I got all the brilliant ideas for dinner!

    I’m sure I’ll be around. I need adult conversation occasionally throughout the day :)

    Jun 6, 2010 at 11:09 pm

    Comment #8797

  •   anglophile bang

    By the way, Rilla, The Motorcycle and I are planning a trip to visit his dad in Grove, Oklahoma at the end of July. We plan on visiting the Ozark National Forest on the way to Memphis and then the Smokey Mountains before making our way back home. Any tips for me? And will I be anywhere near you?

    For rose and TOS.

    Jun 6, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    Comment #8796

  •   MAMARILLA2 bang

    Hullo H for toy.. I have been so busy with the new job and I keep losing the lappy toppy to the 14 yr old. I am happy to meet ya..(pulls the everpresent dog end out) I be 50 and married for 27 yrs. *pouncy to my CIFS* 3 cats, 2 dogs, 3 grown kids 1 still at home. a cubicle rat,aka call monkey in the state of AR… I lurk about when allowed and bring food when I can…Music, movie, and Terry Pratchett quotes thrown in the mix when ever I am able…

    Jun 6, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    Comment #8795

  •   anglophile bang

    Thanks, Rilla, I was starving for a square meal.

    Oh, I’ve tried Trollope, but haven’t been able to make it stick, Toy. I have to start at the beginning with a series, though, so I think it was Can You Forgive Her? that I’ve read the first chapter four or five times. I really don’t read many books any more, although I do listen to them on audiobooks while knitting. Too much internet.

    Jun 6, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    Comment #8794

  •   H for Toy bang

    I am! I was just wondering what I should have for dinner!

    Jun 6, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    Comment #8793

  •   H for Toy bang

    Thanks Wade :) This may take me several hours of back and forth from the computer to something useful, plus the whiffling on which picture to use.

    Ha! I will keep that in mind, ‘glo :)

    I’m from northeast PA. No cats, one dog, two kids and a husband (not necessarily listed in order of importance – depending on the day). I stay at home, read PANs and eat bon bons all day. :) I’m a great cook, mediocre baker and less-than-stellar cleaner. I love to read – am currently making my way through Trollope’s Palliser Novels, starting in the middle. I ♥ Mo, and ‘glo’s dry sense of humor. I know way too many 60′s pop songs than is healthy and have been precariously hanging on to the age of 26 for several years now.

    Jun 6, 2010 at 8:58 pm

    Comment #8792

  •   MAMARILLA2 bang

    We got some pan seared chicago seasoned steak, fresh garden salad with chunks of aged swiss, noodles tossed with oil and garlic. soft bread rolls and fresh Iced tea with lemon. anyone hungry?

    Jun 6, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    Comment #8791

  •   anglophile bang

    Heya H for Toy. Welcome back. Whereabouts do you hail from? I’m in Wisconsin, a dried up old crazy cat lady. Care to tell us a bit about yourself?

    When you go to Gravatar, completely ignore them when they say they can link your account with your Word Press account. They lie, they lie horribly.

    Jun 6, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    Comment #8790

  •   Wade bang

    hi H for Toy

    go to

    make sure you associate your avatar to the email address you used to register for PAN

    you may have to clear your cache for it to show up

    Jun 6, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    Comment #8789

  •   H for Toy bang

    Either there are several tornado watches expiring around the country, or Wade is near-ish to me.

    Just stopped by to say that WotV is brilliant. My page fully loads, comments and everything, due to her advice. Thanks! Now to figure out how to get a cute little picture next to my name. I never knew what a computer idiot I was…

    Jun 6, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    Comment #8788

  •   Wade bang

    woohoo! (((glo)))

    sounds like a productive weekend! :D

    my tornado watch finally expired. and the weather behind the front is much more pleasant.

    Jun 6, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Comment #8787

  •   anglophile bang

    It’s like the Titanic. Unthinkable that all these bad things could all happen at once.

    Oh hai Wade and Wo. Stopping by for a moment between finishing carpet cleaning (yay! I can sit in The Motorcycle’s living room without cringing at last!) and dog walking (it is a beautiful cool evening).

    Jun 6, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    Comment #8786

  •   Wade bang

    yep. beancounters were pushing for tests to be circumvented so the drill ship could head to the next site. a more reliable activation system for the blow out preventer was more expensive, so big oil made sure it wasn’t required. and the guy with his finger on the button, while flames roared around him, was afraid to shut down the rig without permission from management.

    and that’s just the tip of the iceberg.


    Jun 6, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    Comment #8785

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    *sigh* How sad. :(

    Jun 6, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Comment #8784

  •   Wade bang

    apparently magical thinking is a cost cutting strategy in the corporate world (((Wo)))


    Jun 6, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    Comment #8783

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    (((((Wade)))))) It’s so sad, isn’t it? I keep watching the news and it is baffling that nobody thought ahead enough to plan for something like this.

    Jun 6, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    Comment #8782

  •   Wade bang

    the photos of oil-smothered birds saddens me.

    i hope this latest attempt slows it down until the relief wells are drilled


    Jun 6, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    Comment #8781

  •   amy d bang

    Yep. In many ways. What will become of Louisiana now? And how many other states will feel the wrath of the oil spill?

    Jun 6, 2010 at 10:06 am

    Comment #8780

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    That’s the scariest part. Not knowing the long term effects. This could screw the coast for a very long time.

    Jun 6, 2010 at 10:04 am

    Comment #8779

  •   amy d bang

    Yep. It’s almost like the 3 Stooges or the Keystone Cops are handling it, too. Everything that could go wrong, did, and continues to do so. I just wonder how long we will be affected by it (I hope I used the correct affected. I can never get those straight. Also, insure vs ensure)

    Jun 6, 2010 at 9:52 am

    Comment #8778

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    I think of you every time I see the news. Well, other times too, but you get the idea. It’s so discouraging. Nearly 50 days and nobody has figured it out… :(

    Jun 6, 2010 at 9:46 am

    Comment #8777

  •   amy d bang

    I’m good. I’m waiting on my friend Johnny to run some errands so we can do brunch. I haven’t turned on the t.v. this weekend (or looked at a paper), WotV. It’s so disheartening. Such a fucking mess.

    Jun 6, 2010 at 9:38 am

    Comment #8776

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    I’m supposed to be working, but I don’t feel like it. I will have to pick up my son from his overnight following Senior Ball. I’m hoping my hubby will take my other son to his girlfriend’s house…

    I wanted this to be Underwear Sunday, but since I have to actually go out in public, maybe I’ll make it NO Underwear Sunday! Lol. Maybe not.

    How are you today ((((amy))))? How are things faring in the Gulf?

    Jun 6, 2010 at 9:24 am

    Comment #8775

  •   amy d bang

    We had rain almost ever day last week, WotV.

    What’s on your schedule today?

    Jun 6, 2010 at 9:19 am

    Comment #8774

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    It’s raining. I want to go back to bed.

    Jun 6, 2010 at 9:07 am

    Comment #8773

  •   amy d bang

    Who me? Here I am, sis.

    Jun 6, 2010 at 8:12 am

    Comment #8772

  •   anglophile bang

    Ah, a cup of tea, the internet, and Thou. Wait. Thou art not here. :(

    Jun 6, 2010 at 6:49 am

    Comment #8771

  •   anglophile bang

    I am tired, but the living room is painted.

    Jun 5, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    Comment #8770

  •   park rose bang

    I am Prince and
    I am funky.

    Jun 5, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    Comment #8769

  •   Wade bang


    i am sleepy

    Jun 5, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    Comment #8768

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Thanks, TOS. The client has read what I have so far and I think I’ve sufficiently frightened him with my subheading of “fetishes” under Tips and Tricks.

    And you all know just how freaked out fetishes make me…

    Jun 5, 2010 at 7:44 am

    Comment #8767

  •   TheOldSchool bang


    This might be cheating, but if you’re desperate to up your word count, you can always rely on the fact that different people get off on different things.

    You can present that premise and then go where ever it takes you. Write a paragraph or two about anything from tickling fanatics, to shoe fetishists, to those who get aroused by listening to 1950s musical soundtracks from the Soviet Union.

    You can tell your client that “by expand the concept of foreplay, you are helping the reader … expand … his thinking …. long toke … in this regard.”

    If he starts to complain, you then remind him that “women like imaginative lovers.”

    That’ll shut him up, because he doesn’t want to appear as if he doesn’t understand what women want — which, of course, he doesn’t, otherwise he would be writing the fucking fucking book, himself.

    Obviously, by getting him to swallow your line of thinking, you’ve made your task of meeting your 60g word quota infinitely easier.

    Foreplay For Players?

    That said, I’m guessing that the typical purchaser of this book is not the type of gentleman who has (or ever even had) an actual non-inflatable girlfriend.

    He’ll buy the book one night when his internet connection is down and he is horny. He’ll purchase it with the intention of “boning up” on the subject of foreplay, just in case the unthinkable were to occur and he happened to be somewhere where there was a female who was in that magical state of inebriation where she was both sober enough to leave the bar with him, but drunk enough to not concern herself with the very real possibility of catching some kind of mutated-troll-like std or fungus if she were to let him bust his nuts.

    That’s his dream.

    His reality is that by the time he slinks furtively back from the B Daltons and into his dank studio apartment, and shuffles obliviously over the greasy cock roaches skittering out of the array of mostly empty potato chip bags and dried cum socks that litter the floor around his computer, he’ll discover that his internet is working again.

    As he sits down upon is cushioned throne to feast yet again on porn, he’ll realize that he should have bought another 12 pack of white crew socks instead of wasting 11.95 on that damn foreplay book that he knows he’ll never bother reading.

    Jun 4, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    Comment #8766

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Howdy, (((Tirose)))! My inner sex kitten is still bethonged and now more than a little tipsy. The client has agreed to talk with me on Monday about the expanding the scope (I sent him what I have so far).

    *expanding the scope*

    Anything sounds dirty after you’ve been reading and writing about sex whilst wearing a pink thong all day.

    Jun 4, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    Comment #8765

  •   park rose bang

    I keep wanting to post this song lyric for tree one:

    You shut your mouth
    how can you say
    I go about things the wrong way
    I am human and I need to be loved
    just like everybody else does.

    Except that tree isn’t human . . .

    Jun 4, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    Comment #8764

  •   park rose bang

    Purrfect page turn, timo.

    WotV, it seems that you do need to speak to him. 30,00 words is about a 100 pages of a normal paperback, so I guess he wants 200 pages, of a normal paperback, or thereabouts. I hope he gives you good feedback.

    Those podcasts I sent have interesting titles, with ideas about phone-sex (could be phone foreplay), ideas about sex in the park and so on and kind of sound interesting to me. Like, maybe not my thing, but interesting for this topic. You could say that the thought of them is a form of foreplay, and phone sex is a form of foreplay for sure, right? With a partner. But not for everyone (I don’t really go for it, though I don’t mind receiving it, but only from S.O. for me).

    Your client needs to open up the spectrum a bit, I guess. You could maybe also visit those gruesome websites like “The Rules” and see what ideas they have, apart from “negging” the woman. Anyway, we just gave the boy a small run, and I have to give myself a longer walk or perhaps even a swim!

    Oh, and then the tantric! I guess you could just open up chapter one – think long and “hard” about sex – do that for the next 242 pages. The End.

    Jun 4, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    Comment #8763

  •   Mo® bang

    “inner sex kitten…”
    Awwwwwwww yeeeeaaahhh! :razz:

    Jun 4, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    Comment #8762

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    (((glo))),I’ve covered physical, mental, verbal… but he wants the focus to be tips and tricks. Hello? There aren’t that many things that a guy can do for a girl. Oh, did I mention that it is ONLY guys for girls? It’s a how-to for men. Thereby cutting the subject in half.

    I’ve read and researched and even put on a thong to channel my inner sex kitten. I’m exhausted.

    Jun 4, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    Comment #8761

  •   anglophile bang

    Love Dan Savage! DTMFA ought to be taught in school!

    Wo, who is supposed to read 60,000 words about foreplay? Seems 10,000 is plenty long enough. Did you do anything on the physiological aspect of it?

    *frets for Wade*

    Jun 4, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    Comment #8760

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    You guys are so sweet and helpful. I’m crying right now – happy tears that I have such amazing friends. I will look at all of your suggestions and have emailed the client my current draft. I told him that I am open to hear what else he thinks should be included and that the restricted scope has me concerned about hitting his word specification. Hopefully he will be helpful and not slam me on the job site feedback…

    Jun 4, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    Comment #8759

  •   Mark bang

    Wo, you might also think about looking at Dan Savage of the Stranger newspaper here in Seattle… he’s a very open-minded sex columnist. You might be able to get some ideas there. He’s gay but writes for everybody in a very down-to-earth fashion.


    Jun 4, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    Comment #8758

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Hey rose. My problem is that I have a SHORT deadline and a narrow scope. Foreplay. Not sex. Just foreplay. Lord help me, but there is only so much you can tell a man to do. I’ve offered nearly ten thousand words on massage, oral sex, necking and petting and more… But there is no way in hell I’m going to get 60k. I think I have to talk to the client. Shit.

    Jun 4, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Comment #8757

  •   park rose bang

    Sorry, WotV, are you also exploring same sex relations and that kind of thing? Might give you more ideas. I sent you an mbl with a link.

    Jun 4, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    Comment #8756

  •   park rose bang

    WotV, what TOS says about Penthouse is true (he did hold that job), but what you are saying is true, too, that you have to write 60,000 words, not an article.

    I am sure that you have already broken it into chapters – but each aspect can be a chapter, and chapters of chapters.

    History: the karma sutra, prevailing attitudes, Victorian times, right-winged bible bashers and so on, and how they got their rocks off, anyway, or prevented people from getting their rocks off.

    The opening up of things (no pun intended) – what was it, the Kinnsey report, and so on. I know that it isn’t an academic or historical work (I think), but I guess that these are all sources you can draw on.

    A chapter on, “Talk to your partner”, three chapters on the various tongue tricks . . . but yeah, how much can you say?

    Then, yes, make people up. I know it’s not easy, though, but if you are at almost 10k, then you are a fifth of the way there. What is your deadline, by the way? 60K with a close deadline is crazy. But if it is a reasonable deadline, then you are doing well (and I am sure that you are, anyway).

    Anyway, I am sure you are just venting in here. So I’ll shut up now.

    Actually, the radio station I listen to features a guy once a week from one of the Perth universities whose area of expertise is talking about sex and the relationships. Maybe I can find some of the podcasts for you or an email. For example, he talks about why people should communicate A LOT before anal sex, why people enjoy looking into each others eyes when having sex, so that is why the missionary position is so often the most popular, and so on – or holding and kissing – if that fails, ask claw or rb ;)

    Jun 4, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    Comment #8755

  •   TheOldSchool bang


    P.S., Another technique I used was to simulate the actual letters that we really did receive from our “readers.”

    To do this, all I needed was a blunt crayon, a sheet of prison stationery, and a willingness to envision how I would spell if I had just been the recipient of a botched, impromptu lobotomy administered by overly muscular gang members armed with an array of comb and toothbrush shivs (and only a very rudimentary knowledge of proper surgical procedures) while I was out strolling in the yard.

    Jun 4, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    Comment #8754

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Really, TOS? I could handle this if it was 1oK or broken into articles, but 60k is too many words. I cannot see how I can get it together…

    Jun 4, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    Comment #8753

  •   TheOldSchool bang


    From 1986 to 1989, I was a senior editor at Penthouse. I wrote lots of letters and advice type stuff for the various Penthouse affiliates (Variations, Hot Talk, Forum, Penthouse Letters, etc.).

    The key to everything is to get into character. I did it by pretending I was a half-wit who hadn’t been laid in years.

    (Obviously, you’re thinking that I must be blessed with an extremely powerful imagination to have conjured up notions that were so utterly remote from my day to day reality. Ummm … yeah….)

    Jun 4, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    Comment #8752

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    (((((Tiro)))))) I keep thinking I’m getting there and then I look and I’m only at 7850 words. Not even 10k! I’m in deep shit.

    Jun 4, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Comment #8751

  •   park rose bang

    WotV, case studies? Even if made up. “Jim said that he always had trouble until he tried . . .”

    “Susie finds that . . . really turns her on. She first came across this technique when . . .”

    How about an episode on the Seinfeld episode about the twirl, or the swirl or whatever it was? That’s surely worth a paragraph or two.

    Timo, I will give you 54 ° or whatever it is here for just a taste of your 108 ° The sun came out yesterday. I didn’t know what it was ;)

    Hey, all! I am going to now look at some boxes.

    Jun 4, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Comment #8750

  •   Mo® bang

    So glad that it is finally Friday so I can work in the backyard tomorrow. It is only going to be 108F :roll:


    Jun 4, 2010 at 11:16 am

    Comment #8749

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    (((((oiglorillarose)))) Good morning, ladies. I am still trying to figure out how the hell I am going to write 54000 more words about foreplay. Wish me luck. *sigh*

    Jun 4, 2010 at 8:05 am

    Comment #8748

  •   oi bang

    Good morning girls! (((((wade))))
    hurrah! Edit is finally fixed! No new windows maze to sort through to come back to q now!

    Jun 4, 2010 at 8:02 am

    Comment #8747

  •   anglophile bang

    I’m glad you like your job, Rilla, but we miss you! We’re wasting away to nothing without your food!

    ((((### ♥ Wade ♥ ###))))

    Or, horror of horrors, alabaster, rose! Oooh, shiny new edit!

    Jun 4, 2010 at 6:31 am

    Comment #8746

  •   MAMARILLA2 bang


    I got some trays of red beef and green chicken enchiladas with extra queso ranchero in both, some fresh made frijoles, fresh sliced jicama with lime and chili. arroz con pollo, hand made tortillas of corn and flour.. tostadas de pollo con salsa fresca. a big bowl of pico de gallo. and a great big glass barrel of Horchata and another of Jamaica fresca.
    I miss my CIFS and wish I had more time to spend today…but with an hour travel time one way to the new job and the late hours I am gone from home way more that I expected..but I like the job even though I can’t even use the phone while I am there…I will lurk ever faithfully and will plow the back 40 will all my might to get caught up with everything I have missed…

    Jun 4, 2010 at 3:12 am

    Comment #8745

  •   park rose bang

    I was logged in and then I wasn’t. Seems to be a problem that I only have in the U.S. and using a Mac. Beans, I see you :arrow:

    Jun 3, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    Comment #8744

  •   park rose bang

    Wade. It will be too late. What’s happening? Spill, dude, or write to one of us. There are depressing things going on in the greater world, but when it spills into the inner world, no good.
    WotV, I hope that you did smite the counsellor. Really, I could have done more courses, but always took their advice to do less. I felt like I was twiddling my thumbs. Glo, I am glad that you own a genuinely white dresser. It might have, after all, been cream, or ecru. Timo, that makes 3. Probably been a few more dropping off as well. Hopper and the Golden Girl were in the right age group, at least.

    Jun 3, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    Comment #8743

  •   Wade bang


    empty room

    i’m too tired and depressed to hang around. think i’ll head to bed.

    night (((cifs)))

    Jun 3, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    Comment #8742

  •   Wade bang


    what a day


    Jun 3, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    Comment #8741

  •   Mo® bang

    Lunch is over, back on my head!

    Jun 3, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    Comment #8740

  •   Mo® bang

    Bunnee!!!!! ♥ :arrow:

    Jun 3, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    Comment #8739

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    They’re dropping like flies in Hollywood…

    Jun 3, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    Comment #8738

  •   Mo® bang

    So one of the Golden Girls died, Rue McClanahan. That makes three then right? Coleman, Hopper and then her.

    Jun 3, 2010 at 11:47 am

    Comment #8737

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    I lurve snoogling and canoodling with ((((Timo))))

    Jun 3, 2010 at 10:15 am

    Comment #8736

  •   Mo® bang

    (((((((((Wo)))))))))) *hug and snoogle*

    Jun 3, 2010 at 10:06 am

    Comment #8735

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    (((((((Timo)))))))))) Hug and run!

    Jun 3, 2010 at 8:53 am

    Comment #8734

  •   Mo® bang

    Just running through on my way to work.
    (((((((WoGlo)))))))) [[[CB]]]

    Jun 3, 2010 at 8:51 am

    Comment #8733

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Oh, and CB, if you check in, your FB account just hit about a dozen cifs with a click2 spam thing.

    Jun 3, 2010 at 6:42 am

    Comment #8732

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Good morning. Maybe. I have to go in to my son’s school and slay the evil Guidance Dragon who is trying to tell him that as an uber motivated student who wants to take all advanced classes, he can’t fit them in his schedule. I will smite her.

    Jun 3, 2010 at 6:39 am

    Comment #8731

  •   anglophile bang

    Damn. Just missed him. Stupid laundry. :(

    So, in the remodel of my downstairs bathroom, I bought a new vanity from the local DIY-type store. It’s white, because I LIKE white woodwork, ok? Anyway, the box says I have purchased a vanity with “Genuine white finish”. God, don’t you HATE it when you accidentally buy fake white things?

    Jun 3, 2010 at 6:22 am

    Comment #8730

  •   Wade bang


    morning not meeting expectations actually.

    off to work :P

    *pines for uhg*

    Jun 3, 2010 at 6:06 am

    Comment #8729

  •   Wade bang

    aww, you’re welcome (((glo)))

    night ♥

    Jun 2, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    Comment #8728

  •   anglophile bang

    I’m cranky ’cause I’m low on CIF hugs. Thanks ((((Wade)))) ♥

    Jun 2, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    Comment #8727

  •   Wade bang



    Jun 2, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    Comment #8726

  •   anglophile bang

    OK, this whole IRL thing is getting ridiculous. It has taken all day to read 31 paltry TMHQ comments. My job is annoying, having a bathroom redone is annoying, yard work is annoying, family parties are annoying. About the only thing that isn’t annoying me these days is The Motorcycle, but he’s just about to become annoying. That is why I found it prudent to stay home for a few days and give him a chance to finish up painting the living room on his own.

    Jun 2, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    Comment #8725

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    I have blue raspberry vodka that I am dying to try.

    Just took a swim with the boys. I wasn’t really ready to face the whole bathing suit thing, but I’m glad I did.

    Jun 2, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    Comment #8724

  •   Mo® bang

    I wish I knew I would join you there in a thrice!

    I have got to go do some of that mean ol IRL now and just when you show up too. :sad:

    Is it cocktail hour yet?

    Jun 2, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    Comment #8723

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Tink, when you figure it out, I’m hosting a bigass party right here in the Q. There will be liquor and debauchery. So figure it out quick, will you?

    Jun 2, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    Comment #8722

  •   Wordtinker doesnt smith bang

    Hello Hello!

    Sorry I haven’t been by in a while. Actually I have, but you couldn’t see me lurking. IRL sucks, but my fantasy life is amazing. Anyone got a good tip on how to make those two switch places? I want a vacation from reality.

    Jun 2, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Comment #8721

  •   Mo® bang

    I keep thinking I would like to put a garden or redo part of the yard in grass. but the water bill would go way up and I would want a riding mower/garden tractor.Not that I would need it. I have a big lot for my neighborhood. Something I have always wanted I guess. :lol:

    Jun 2, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    Comment #8720

  •   Mo® bang

    I removed all of the grass along time ago and put in desert xeriscape. Which means crappy rocks and ugly plants with a lot of pointy things. So I don’t have to mow but I still have to weed.
    By weed I mean spray with kerosene and then an hour or two later go back and torch them with my propane fueled flame cane! Ah good times.

    Jun 2, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    Comment #8719

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    I have three teenagers handy for that one. And by handy, I mean after numerous threats and finally the promise of money.

    Jun 2, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Comment #8718

  •   H for Toy bang

    You make me smile, Mo! Sometimes it’s my chore, actually.

    Jun 2, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    Comment #8717

  •   Mo® bang

    Well now I wouldn’t want to take away one of your husbands chores. :wink:

    Jun 2, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    Comment #8716

  •   H for Toy bang

    I’m actually Wonder Woman, but don’t tell! If you’re looking for something fun to do after lunch… my lawn needs to be mowed ;)

    Jun 2, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    Comment #8715

  •   Mo® bang

    I think it is time for some lunch! I have leftover lasagna. Now I just need something for dessert… :grin:
    Well HforT you have me stymied. I guess your secret identity is safe! :razz: :wink:

    Jun 2, 2010 at 1:04 pm

    Comment #8714

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    *bats eyelashes at Mo* Yes, Mo. You have us all right…

    Jun 2, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    Comment #8713

  •   Mo® bang

    Exactly! I don’t need a nice girl, I have you ladies! :razz: :twisted:

    Jun 2, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    Comment #8712

  •   H for Toy bang

    I only tried half of it, and it only worked halfway. I shouldn’t be surprised.

    ♥ Mo ♥
    I’d suggest we find you a nice girl, but who needs nice girls when you have us?! I hate the name Sarah, btw ;)

    Jun 2, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    Comment #8711

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Awesome! All that and your rivets too! It’s a good day!

    Jun 2, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    Comment #8710

  •   Mo® bang

    Gone now Wo, all better. Thanks! :grin:

    Jun 2, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    Comment #8709

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    I live to help. It’s my blessing and my curse. So, what can we do to get that ex out your head, Ti????

    Jun 2, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    Comment #8708

  •   Mo® bang

    LOL (((Wo)))
    Well if there was a hoarder it was me. She wasn’t so much.
    Yay it looks like your advice helped HforT! I wonder who she is in the grid :arrow: ? sassySarah?

    Jun 2, 2010 at 12:31 pm

    Comment #8707

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    C’mon over, Ti… I’ll make you forget all about that nasty hoarding beeyotch.

    Jun 2, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    Comment #8706

  •   Mo® bang

    H for Toy! ♥ ♥ !!!
    I like the bonfire idea.

    I like the couch and temples massage idea too Wo

    Jun 2, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    Comment #8705

  •   H for Toy bang

    Sounds like it might work. Thanks, WoV :)

    Jun 2, 2010 at 11:34 am

    Comment #8704

  •   H for Toy bang

    Or… a bonfire for her things and a witch burning for herself?

    Jun 2, 2010 at 11:33 am

    Comment #8703

  •   Woman on the Verge bang

    Hey, H… try a different browser, clear your cache, and try again. I almost sound like I know what I’m doing, don’t I?

    (((((TiMark)))) Timo, come over here to the couch and let me rub your temples. We’ll get that bitch out of your head…

    Jun 2, 2010 at 11:24 am

    Comment #8702

  •   H for Toy bang

    While I’m happy Mo is rid of his evil ex, (you could have a bonfire…) I’m upset that I suddenly can’t see any of the comments on the PANs. The comments are my favorite part! The page just imagines that it’s finished after it loads the note and before it loads the comments. Any brilliant suggestions?

    Jun 2, 2010 at 11:21 am

    Comment #8701

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