where do you suppose this “anomous” tampa, florida resident stands on the whole nature-vs.-nurture debate?
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related: your to lazy
where do you suppose this “anomous” tampa, florida resident stands on the whole nature-vs.-nurture debate?
interested? here’s a free preview!
related: your to lazy
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most drivers could easily identify these duct-tape wrapped shapes as the universal sign for “caution: crazy person ahead,” but our submitter in boston actually pulled over and parked in order to get a better look. up close, “the signs were even crazier than we thought,” she reports. “seriously, what happened to this guy?”
related: movin’ out [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · boston · crazypants · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · spelling and grammar police · unnecessary "quotation marks"
our anonymous submitter spotted this signage at a homemade water park somewhere near cherry point, south carolina.
related: and pull up your pants
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dealing with the rantings of your crazy boss or overzealous receptionist is one thing, but what do you do when your office’s resident passive-aggressive note-leaver doesn’t even work there? casey in san diego (a.k.a. the beloved runbarbara) says that’s the situation she’s found herself in at her job.
the offender, sandra, “has met me a total [...]
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“beware,” indeed: walking along “west 25th or so” in manhattan, this “work of art” was enough to make eric “personally” “shit his pants.”
tangential: the zagat history of my last relationship [the new yorker]
Tags: new york · not-so-veiled threats · unnecessary "quotation marks"
mishee was about to go ahead and just pay for that snapple…until she saw this colorful little note at a drugstore in sunnyvale, california. phew!
UPDATE: mishee (ever the overachiever) has returned to the scene to satisfy your curiosity about the signs behind the signs…and finds her snapple-drinking plans foiled in the process!
related: if it weren’t [...]
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