happy valentine’s day, kids!

(thanks to ron in west jordan, utah, who found this note taped to his front door.)
related: wake me up? wham!

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but…but…it’s cold out and you’re so close to all the really good gifting suites! perhaps a swarovski-crystal-encrusted-organic-sea-kelp loofah would change your mind?

(thanks to dan m. in park city, utah for snapping the photo.)
related: but He took the wheel

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jared says this sign was posted in both the men’s and women’s restrooms at his office in salt lake city, utah. says jared, “it seems that someone does not like hearing people ‘pushing.’”

related: are you there, margaret? god, could you be any more disgusting?

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