Welcome to the office!

June 4th, 2007 · 6 comments

Explains JDB: “The blue note went up first, then we hired a bunch of contractors. The red note went up shortly after that.”

NEW PEOPLE THIS APPLIES TO YOU --> If you drink it - make it! If you spill it - clean it up! If you don't want to do either of the above - USE ANOTHER BREAK ROOM!

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6 responses so far ↓

  • #1   wagi

    Hey, they didin’t mention anything about peeing in the coffee. :)

    Jun 4, 2007 at 7:31 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #2   amayita

    So welcoming!

    Jun 5, 2007 at 7:17 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Seanette

      You’d think in a workplace presumably inhabited by adults, posted notices reminding employees about basic courtesy would be unneeded. At least, you’d think this if you’d never had an office job.

      Aug 11, 2009 at 3:30 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #3   Brian

    There’s a sign like that in the break room where I work; worded as a bogus notice about how to make coffee. Someone added in pen: “This class could save your life”

    Jun 5, 2007 at 3:43 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #4   Dave

    If you drink it, make it? If I drink it, its already been made.

    Jun 5, 2007 at 7:34 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #5   Mandi

    Probably means if you drink it REmake it. We had an obsessive lady that made fake tea (for the whole office), and if you took even a small bit, she would come to your desk and then drag you to the break room and ‘teach’ you how to make more. she was nuts.

    Jun 17, 2009 at 1:10 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up


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