Joe Six-Pack in San Francisco never actually got this note, because our own passive-aggressive pit bull secondsout swiped it from under his windshield wiper. Again, my understanding is that he recused himself, but I don’t want to talk about that: I’d like to talk about energy.
And also, too, under the umbrella of job creation, therefore:
related: Herbie goes to Washington
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#1
EyeHeartA2
She loves Polar Bears. They taste like chicken.
Oct 15, 2008 at 3:03 pm rating: 90
#2
amy d
If you don’t know how to wield a pen so as to write legibly, you should buy a computer and printer.
Signed,
Everyone Else
Oct 15, 2008 at 3:05 pm rating: 90
#3
Katie
That polar bear was fucking delicious.
Oct 15, 2008 at 3:06 pm rating: 90
#4
Juliet
The thing about Sarah Palin is that she doesn’t hang around long enough to answer reporters’ questions, let alone long enough to write a note. She probably has a gas guzzling SUV herself.
But that she hates polar bears: pure speculation.
Oct 15, 2008 at 3:09 pm rating: 90
#5
RunBarbara
where better to park a huge, unlubricated, guzzling SUV up someone’s ass than San Francisco? the odds of it fitting are so much greater than in any other city.
Oct 15, 2008 at 3:12 pm rating: 90
#6
Frankie
Isn’t “signed” supposed to be something you say out loud to convey the fact that it was indeed signed by so and so. It’s like reading a script out loud and including the shiz in the parentheses… Only backwards. I’m confused and in need of a hug and some hot chocolate now.
Oct 15, 2008 at 3:15 pm rating: 90
#7
Goldie
Oooohhh, so that is what Sarah Palin has got up her ass – a gas-guzzling SUV! Thanks. I always wondered.
Oct 15, 2008 at 3:17 pm rating: 90
#8
claw71
OK I know for a fact that the note in question was not left by Sarah Palin. For one thing, conservatives like Sarah burst into self-righteous flames if they come within 25 miles of San Francisco and, of course, for Sarah Palin there is no other car besides a piece of shit gas-guzzling SUV.
Oct 15, 2008 at 3:18 pm rating: 90
#9
Bunnee
My husband says things like this all the time. Can he be vice-president now? He’s quite the maverick, so he would fit right in. Wait, I forgot. Since we can see a school from our front yard, he’s decided to be an elementary school principal, with no college degree or teaching experience. Okey-dokey?
Oct 15, 2008 at 3:19 pm rating: 90
#10
Deborah
Bunnee you made my day.
Oct 15, 2008 at 3:23 pm rating: 90
#11
Lorr
Hating polar bears makes baby Al Gore cry.
Oct 15, 2008 at 3:24 pm rating: 90
#12
Mishee
And people say San Francisco is just a bunch of gays and hippies.
Well.. yeah… but they are angry gays and hippies!
Oct 15, 2008 at 3:33 pm rating: 90
#13
aaa
I can’t tell if the first note-writer is more angry about secondsout’s failure to drive a hybrid or his alleged poor parking skills.
Oct 15, 2008 at 3:56 pm rating: 90
#14
Dare
There’s gotta be a joke here about Sarah Palin, SUVs, Children named after building materials, and Down Syndrome. *MUST CONTAIN SELF!!!*
Oct 15, 2008 at 4:24 pm rating: 90
#15
MsUnreliable
Palin strikes me as the SUV-lovin’ type. How else would she carry all her hunting gear and trophy polar bears around?
Oct 15, 2008 at 4:26 pm rating: 90
#16
GhostWriter
If you simply read the note literally, it becomes a quite elegant line of PASCAL programming code.
The fate of the free world may depend of the definition of var: SUV.
Oct 15, 2008 at 5:26 pm rating: 90
#17
GhostWriter
Our semi-literate victim, blood flowing from each ear stump, tried to in vain to identify his zombie mutilator. “Alin – ATE – Oar- EARS!” he scrawled in chalk onto the sidewalk.
But Alin the Zombie had his own piece of blue chalk. Soon our victim’s message had been altered, and no one was the wiser. More ears would be eaten tonight.
Oct 15, 2008 at 5:33 pm rating: 90
#18
GhostWriter
It actually seems like more of a McCain note, doesn’t it?
Oct 15, 2008 at 5:35 pm rating: 90
#19
0falcon8
i think we need to call in the Law & Order:SUV unit to investigate…
Oct 15, 2008 at 5:46 pm rating: 90
#20
JoelWhy
Wow, whoever that Sarah Palin chick is, she sounds like a real bitch!
Oct 15, 2008 at 6:49 pm rating: 90
#21
Canthz_B
God hates abortion activists, Gay marriage supporters, SUVs in asses and terrorist polar bears, you betch’ya!! *wink*
Signed
Sarah Palin
Oct 15, 2008 at 8:03 pm rating: 90
#22
KoT
In typical liberal fashion … afraid to leave their real name for fear of confrontation! What a trans-gendered San Francisco pussy!
Oct 15, 2008 at 8:05 pm rating: 90
#23
marlo
Okay, maybe it’s just me (I think maybe it is, since there are so many comments above this one!), but I LOVE THE FIRST NOTE-WRITER. The tacked-on silly “Signed, Sarah Palin” just makes it better.
Oct 15, 2008 at 10:39 pm rating: 90
#24
Toopillow
Didn’t she name her kids after guns? I read that somewhere. That alone would scare me.
Oct 16, 2008 at 1:37 am rating: 90
#25
Woman on the Verge
At the risk of having to wear the unitard, I feel I must ask claw:
Was fucking the Polar Bear delicious?
Oct 16, 2008 at 8:02 am rating: 90
#26
Becky
The “signed, Sarah Palin” part made me laugh out loud. But I agree with other commenters that SP certainly owns at least one SUV.
Oct 16, 2008 at 9:53 am rating: 90
#27
GhostWriter
I think I know what ‘sout did…
First, she got Palin’s autograph on the note paper after a stump speech, then filled in the rest of the note later. It’s the same way they got her to sign the original “Bridge to Nowhere” legislation.
Oct 16, 2008 at 10:17 am rating: 90
#28
Mishee
Wait, I don’t get it… don’t San Franciscans like it when someone parks up their ass?
Oct 16, 2008 at 10:32 am rating: 90
#29
Sarah Palin
We need to learn more about Mishee. I just read on PassiveAggressiveNotes.com that Mishee’s mother associated with terrorists.
Oct 16, 2008 at 11:45 am rating: 90
#30
Andy
It says right here in my gas-guzzling piece of shit SUV operators manual:
“Park with reckless abandon up someone else’s ass”
See! I do too know how to operate it!
Oct 16, 2008 at 2:54 pm rating: 90
#31
Stringyhair
I really thought Palin’s handwriting would be all pretty and girly… sucks to be so disappointed.
Oct 16, 2008 at 2:57 pm rating: 90
#32
Sarah "I love Polar Bears" Palin
I resent your agressive, not – so – passive comments. I love polar bears. They are yummy with just a hint of barbecue and the skins look just ducky on the floor of the master bedroom. I just shoot one and load him into my SUV, which is always parked ‘just- so’, you betcha, and take the big lug home and cook ‘em up.
Oct 16, 2008 at 5:51 pm rating: 90
#33
J
Obama hates abortion survivors…
Oct 17, 2008 at 4:15 pm rating: 90
#34
Mister Pain
Tell you what’s worse n’ witchcraft… Assembly of God! That Sarah Palin’s got a big-ass S.U.V with all that room in the back for a reason. It’s so that when she’s vice president she can back it up to the Russia/Alaska border, open up the back door and UNLEASH THE APOCALYPSE!
Oct 22, 2008 at 5:25 am rating: 90
#35 lean cuisine
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Oct 22, 2008 at 8:59 pm rating: 90
#36 a little bit of shameless gloating
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Nov 5, 2008 at 1:02 pm rating: 90
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