Jeff in Grand Blanc, Michigan says one of his friends found this note on her bed one day when she came home from school. (And no, you can’t go live there.)
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#1
secondsout
Umm, mom, that was, um, catnip – for the cat and stuff. I’ll leave it somewhere safe where the cat won’t eat it yet, cause it’s not dry. Yeah…
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:20 pm rating: 90
#2
secondsout
She was using the clear tape to tape a baggy full of weed to the inside of her leg, so as to smuggle some onto a plane. You probably want the dispenser and not the used tape; the used tape has a few pubes in it.
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:21 pm rating: 90
#3
isabella
Judging by mom’s “yo” and the lopsided smiley face, I’d say she’s had a hit or two from hemphead’s stash.
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:22 pm rating: 90
#4
secondsout
Does anyone think that the bag was full before mom helped herself to half? Finder’s fee, we call it.
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:26 pm rating: 90
#5
secondsout
Yo Hemphead! It reminds one of the climatic scene in Rocky 2, but if Ricky Williams were a boxer.
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:30 pm rating: 90
#6
Mishee
Good thing I wasn’t her mom…
“What weed?”
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:31 pm rating: 90
#7
JoelWhy
Christ, I hope there was a lot of water let in, and that’s what made the pot brown. Otherwise, that is the nastiest looking weed I’ve ever seen!
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:33 pm rating: 90
#8
anglophile
Hemphead (pronounced Heemfayth) is fast rising on the list of popular baby names; right now it’s ranked between Lemonjello and Chlamydia.
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:49 pm rating: 90
#9
Quite Contrary
Clearly, this was inspired by Nancy Botwin.
Oct 27, 2008 at 9:09 pm rating: 90
#10
JesFoolin
Fortunately I’ve discovered a quick and easy way to dry this out. Hand me that lighter.
Oct 27, 2008 at 9:16 pm rating: 90
#11
Canthz_B
Who would have thought a pot-head would be forgetful?
Mom could at least say thanks for doing the laundry.
Who would have thought a pot-head would be forgetful?
Oct 27, 2008 at 9:41 pm rating: 90
#12
Canthz_B
“Your Clear tape? I’ve never heard of them, and besides, all of my music is on my iPod!”
Oct 27, 2008 at 10:00 pm rating: 90
#13
snee
sneemum vs. hemphead’s mom:
check your pockets. yes.
where’s my clear tape? okay.
lay your weed out to dry. not so much.
Oct 27, 2008 at 10:13 pm rating: 90
#14
snee
hemphead’s mom has got it goin’ on.
Oct 27, 2008 at 10:15 pm rating: 90
#15
0falcon8
she used up the clear tape by fashioning herself a crack pipe, because we all know that weed is a gateway drug…
Oct 27, 2008 at 10:21 pm rating: 90
#16
hydromjstik
don’t worry ’bout it mom the clear tape is somewhere safe…
Oct 27, 2008 at 11:02 pm rating: 90
#17
annon
Um, this is really old. I saw it a few years ago on one of the college humour websites.
Oct 27, 2008 at 11:14 pm rating: 90
#18
bellabeastie
” Hey, honey. Silly me, found the clear tape to seal up that brown-baggie… Now would you like cheetos or chips in that munchie lunchie?”
(’cause I’ve got munchies of my own…)
luv,
Mom ;-0
Oct 27, 2008 at 11:22 pm rating: 90
#19
Julia
This mom is a hell of a lot more understanding than my mom would have been.
Oct 28, 2008 at 12:12 am rating: 90
#20
bean
hemphead? Well, I guess it’s hemp now that the laundry detergent got to it… Hope she didn’t use fabric softener, makes you cough like a mumfucker.
Oct 28, 2008 at 12:33 am rating: 90
#21
bean
oh and for posterity’s sake, “Littering and…littering and…littering and smokin’ the reefer.”
Oct 28, 2008 at 12:34 am rating: 90
#22
maude
Kinda reminds me of how both times I was caught smoking pot (by my mom and by my RA in college) the response was an exceedingly polite, “Um, would you mind not doing that?”
It’s difficult to come down hard on something that you’ve done countless times yourself.
Oct 28, 2008 at 12:46 am rating: 90
#23
cat
mom says, ‘that weed was fucking delicious!’
Oct 28, 2008 at 5:02 am rating: 90
#24
Woman on the Verge
Mom,
Thx for finding my hemp. I’ll make us friendship bracelets with what’s left after I *click, deep inhale* finish drying it out.
Love,
me
Oct 28, 2008 at 7:55 am rating: 90
#25
john
mom was able to get by with the non-clear tape but it’s all fucked up with folded over corners and stuff. lots of anger there – a lot more anger there than finding the kid’s weed!
Oct 28, 2008 at 8:15 am rating: 90
#26
claw71
Hemphead was always taking grief from her mom. “You smell like a bong,” mom would complain in front of friends and family. “Oh my god, are you high again?” she would question whenever Hemphead’s judgment seemed impaired.
Hemphead felt like she was always being singled out. It was almost as if her mistakes and shortcomings were more evident than those of her sisters, Skankwhore and Embezzler.
Oct 28, 2008 at 9:06 am rating: 90
#27
caroline
I hope she wants to match.
Oct 28, 2008 at 9:24 am rating: 90
#28
Dare
I would have thought that the fair redistribution of weed by the department of laundry affairs was completely appropriate in today’s market.
Oct 28, 2008 at 9:25 am rating: 90
#29
Bunnee
Hemphead should do the decent thing and share with Mom, since she was so nice to give it back. She even offered a Heloise-type hint for restoration of the weed. However, in looking at the sack, there’s really not enough to go around. One bowl or a small pinner, at best. Tough shit, Mom.
Oct 28, 2008 at 10:33 am rating: 90
#30
zach
schwaggggg
Oct 28, 2008 at 10:44 am rating: 90
#31
Mishee
I swear! If I had a nickel for everytime I have washed a bag of weed like that…
I’d have like, 15 cents…
Of course, this is why you do your own laundry instead of having mom do it you lazy stoner!
Oct 28, 2008 at 10:48 am rating: 90
#32
Holiday Djinn
I am just shocked that with a name like Hemphead, she doesn’t have a bigger bag o’ schwagg.
Oct 28, 2008 at 10:51 am rating: 90
#33
MsUnreliable
And the moral of the story is…do your own laundry you lazy stoner.
Oct 28, 2008 at 11:00 am rating: 90
#34
You Suck at Craigslist
Is Mom suggesting that Hemphead is smoking the clear tape, too?
Oct 28, 2008 at 11:04 am rating: 90
#35
Frankie
ohmygosh! I would have gotten this note from my mom:
Cassie-
Were you even planning on sharing this? It’s not like I spent 9 months in agony carrying your fat ass around so you could have a life while mine was slowly sucked out of me and trampled along with my hopes and dreams. Next time be a little less selfish okay. After all, the Dow is down 200 pts, and you probably bought this with my money anyway. Dry the shit out and call me when the pipes loaded.
Love ya Bitch,
Mom.
Oct 28, 2008 at 11:34 am rating: 90
#36
aaa
Jeff needs smarter friends. If he’s gonna be friends with people that do stuff that pisses off the parents, they should be at least smart enough to keep it hidden. Jeez.
Oct 28, 2008 at 11:36 am rating: 90
#37
JC311
I used to forget to take things out of my pockets all the time, until one day my mom found my pot…
Now she’s high all the time and has no time for me, she’s too busy scoring smokes from Claw, or eating munchies with Mishee, and doing god knows what with Barbara…
I never smoked pot again, and I never forgot things in my pockets…
Oct 28, 2008 at 2:36 pm rating: 90
#38
charllliee
so seriously folks. you shouldn’t smoke herb that’s been through the wash. it could have mad detergent in it. mom shoulda known better
Oct 28, 2008 at 3:28 pm rating: 90
#39
claw71
I was gonna wash my own clothes, but then I got high
I was gonna leave my mom alone, but then I got high
now she’s left a note, and I know why (hemphead)
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high
la la la la la la
Oct 28, 2008 at 3:45 pm rating: 90
#40
olivia
This reminds me of a conversation I had with my mother (an MD) once when applying for a job that required a drug test:
Olivia: So my temp guys want to submit my resume for a job that I have to take a drug test for. How long does marijuana stay in my system?
Mom: How long ago did you take it?
Olivia: Over 2 years.
Mom: I don’t know what surprises me more, that you smoked marijuana or that you think two years later it’s still in your system.
Oct 28, 2008 at 4:21 pm rating: 90
#41
bubble dumpster
Somehow I doubt that “Jeff’s friend’s mom” wrote this note, considering a quick google of “yo, hemphead” will bring up postings of this EXACT SAME PICTURE from 2005.
But at least his stupid blog got some free publicity, I guess.
Oct 28, 2008 at 7:20 pm rating: 90
#42
AshG
If this is a real mess., or a joke I honestly dont think that I’s too funny. I know alot of people or have known people who smoke’s “weed,pot,sticky,tree’s,mary jane,killa, fire,yum-yum,purple<~~ect…” What you do is your own personal buisness, but in my opinion this message is only in a few short words saying, ” I’m a mom and I support my child getting high and hurting their bodies.” & I believe that by all everyone writing in response to it & in thinking that it was cool, or should I say the “mom was cool ” is just crazy. Now this the is type of sh*t that is going to make our future leaders not only ignorant (because this is what they are taught),but is going to make our freedom even more limmited. I have A LOT more to say but I need to go to bed now. Later I will be back to see what prople have to say! GN
Oct 29, 2008 at 3:56 am rating: 90
#43
Princess
Doesn’t look like it’s much worse for the wear. It’ll dry up and be just fine to smoke.
Oct 30, 2008 at 4:30 am rating: 90
#44
GucciLittlePiggy
This has to be a greatest hit. AWESOME!
I do wonder if it was mother or son that posted it on the blog.
Nov 5, 2008 at 12:50 pm rating: 90
#45
Dawn
Best. Mom. Ever.
Nov 17, 2008 at 9:00 pm rating: 90
#46
SmartGuy
That was definatly the moms, shes just trying to push smoking pot onto her kids
Nov 20, 2008 at 3:21 pm rating: 90
#47
disgusted
shwaaaaagggg.
holy shitty weed.
thats no jamican red to whoever said that.
thats straight up shwaaaag. (or depending on how much water got in maybe shitty beesters, but that shit is far from danks.)
Dec 16, 2008 at 5:37 am rating: 90
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