I live in an apartment complex where most people know each other and are generally on good terms,” says Jin in California…or so he thought. As it turns out, there’s a pool of bold-underlined-all-caps-highlighted frustration simmering (oh-so-hilariously) just below the surface.
related: Be more private with yourself
170 responses so far ↓
#1
pony girl
Cooter?
I’d never heard that word.
Wasn’t that the name of the friend or cousin or whatever in that tv show, The Dukes of Hazard?
ps -
team gay neighbor
pps – The Creeper, one of my favorite Scooby-Doo cartoons!
Jan 3, 2010 at 7:29 pm rating: 90
#2
Joe
If the replier (peeper) had any ‘manners and common courtesy’ he would not swear on a public notice. Why apologise for swearing if you’re going to do it anyway?
Jan 3, 2010 at 7:31 pm rating: 90
#3
cherylb
So is he (he? she?) a Peeping Tom or a Peeing Tom? Equally disturbing if the person was peeing outside the window, but somehow fewer feelings of violation…
Jan 3, 2010 at 7:33 pm rating: 90
#4
Ben Kaealan
EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!
Jan 3, 2010 at 7:35 pm rating: 90
#5
N J
The only thing worse than a peeping Tom is a “peeing Tom.” It’s a shame he ranted about not being illiterate after that typo.
Jan 3, 2010 at 7:35 pm rating: 90
#6
Wade
Wait.
I was looking for my cat when I wandered into your bush?!?!?!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Jan 3, 2010 at 7:42 pm rating: 91
#7
dixiechick
I’m good with the first note–I’d be seriously pissed if I thought someone was peeping in my window!
What kills me with the second one is that it starts off fairly nicely with the apology and explanation (although looking for a pussy in her bush… I’m just not even going there), and gradually gets crazier and crazier and more and more hostile: “Have yourself a gift certificate and a Merry effing Xmas, beeaytch! And BTW, your bush ain’t all THAT, either!”
Jan 3, 2010 at 7:48 pm rating: 90
#8
Critical Grass
I want a hoodie the color of the fucking sun!
Am I the only one?
Jan 3, 2010 at 7:50 pm rating: 90
#9
ClearlyDemented
Team Creeper until PS2 and 3, then team you-deserve-to-make-each-other-miserable-with-back-and-forth-PANotes-until-the-end-of-time.
Jan 3, 2010 at 7:54 pm rating: 90
#10
Havingfitz
Naked neighbor should know by now that people peering in your window are color-coded. Yellow is obviously for “peeing gay man looking for pussy, but don’t worry, not yours.” Black means “I’m 15 and want everyone to think I’m anti-social, but all my friends are getting laid so I need to see what a cooter looks like and…oh my god!” Watch out for anyone in purple; it’s probably Grimace.
Jan 3, 2010 at 7:54 pm rating: 91
#11
BeckyC
If she’s so worried about neighbors seeing her cooter, perhaps she shouldn’t allow cats to wander into her bush.
Jan 3, 2010 at 7:56 pm rating: 90
#12
Olivia
I haven’t heard the term “cooter” before either. I have heard ‘beaver’, ‘minge’, ‘muff’, ‘moot’ and ‘vag’ though.
Jan 3, 2010 at 8:01 pm rating: 90
#13
Nox
“I was looking for my my cat who just happened to wander into your bush”
Hmm… maybe a peeping Jane? I hear Lesbians also consider themselves gay.
Jan 3, 2010 at 8:03 pm rating: 90
#14
Tim Kolb
I betcha its a load off her mind to find out that the window peeker is gay and not a pervert or creeper.
Jan 3, 2010 at 8:04 pm rating: 90
#15
jetjackson
Congratulations! Now every other creeper in your building knows you get around nude. p.s. See you soon.
Jan 3, 2010 at 8:25 pm rating: 90
#16
Chad
Somebody forgot to give me the memo explaining that “ill” is now a verb.
“IF I FIND OUT WHOM YOU ARE ILL [blah blah blah blah]“
Jan 3, 2010 at 8:25 pm rating: 90
#17
Ten
He saw her beaver after wandering into her bush while looking for his kitty. But don’t worry! He’s totally gay.
Jan 3, 2010 at 8:28 pm rating: 90
#18
pemdas
It would be pretty funny if the gift card he included in the Christmas card had no value :->
Jan 3, 2010 at 8:28 pm rating: 90
#19
Critical Grass
Damn, I thought we were through with this!
*closes the blinds*
Jan 3, 2010 at 8:45 pm rating: 90
#20
Donna Martin Graduates!
Fucking priceless! I love that he put “cooter” in inverted commas.
Jan 3, 2010 at 8:50 pm rating: 90
#21
Canthz_B
Face it, Miss Purdy, in the heat of the night, Officer Sam Wood is likely to stop by and ask, “Where you keeping the pie tonight?”
Jan 3, 2010 at 8:51 pm rating: 90
#22
Canthz_B
Hopefully, he gave her a gift card to Blinds-4-Less.
Jan 3, 2010 at 8:56 pm rating: 90
#23
Critical Grass
Hey! You were looking through my window, weren’t you?! You creeper, Imma call the polic… What’s that? Ah, you’re gay? Oh, that’s okay then… See ya, neighbor but not if you see me fir-irst. *chuckles*
Jan 3, 2010 at 9:01 pm rating: 90
#24
Canthz_B
Maybe he’s a member of a cover band…”Hoodie and the Blowfish”.
“Cooter and the Blowfish” raised exceptions in some media markets.
Jan 3, 2010 at 9:02 pm rating: 90
#25
farcical aquatic ceremony
Team Kerry, for a totally frickin’ brilliant start to 2010!!! This is what PAN is all about~seeing the unraveling of a personality in the person’s transition from “painful politeness” to total meltdown.
Let’s see some thumbs up for Kerry :))))))))))))
Jan 3, 2010 at 9:05 pm rating: 90
#26
Canthz_B
Peeing Tom is Uncle Tom’s very nervous son.
“HEY-YA, TOM!!”
“HUH?!?!…Aw, damn, not agin.”
“Never gits ole, Tom…never gits ole!”
Jan 3, 2010 at 9:09 pm rating: 90
#27
Me
EPIC WIN!!
Jan 3, 2010 at 9:14 pm rating: 90
#28
farcical aquatic ceremony
did anyone else notice the shift to short, thick letters when she got to the word “erection”?
I know, I know, my mind’s just in the gutter…but I SWEAR, I was only there in the gutter looking for my puppy, not to stalk you…After all, I was wearing my tie-dyed hoodie. Everyone knows that only anti-stalking puppy-lovers wear tie-dye.
Jan 3, 2010 at 9:23 pm rating: 90
#29
Mo®
I’ve got a fever and the only thing that will cure it is more cowbells hidden in the bushes in front of my window!
Jan 3, 2010 at 9:24 pm rating: 90
#30
Sara
God… what kind of world do we live in that you can’t walk around naked with the windows open without being stared at by gay men in yellow hoodies.
Jan 3, 2010 at 9:29 pm rating: 90
#31
Neeners
All this is perfectly innocent and has a logical explanation.
The man was simply looking for a little pussy in the next door exhibitionist neighbor’s bush.
Nothing to see here people, keep it moving this crap happens all the time.
Jan 3, 2010 at 10:14 pm rating: 90
#32
Neeners
So the righteous indignation of Nudie Neighbor at being looked at in her b-day suit by the Gay Pussy Seeking, yellow hoodie afflicted, bush whacker seems a little too much. Some exhibitionists need to make a big deal out of it in order to get off (or so I’m told).
She says she’s ‘extremely disturbed’. Maybe she needs more mental therapy.
And thanks ‘Accused Creeper’ everyone appreciates your apologies and can really see you don’t have problems and really do have manners and common courtesy.
How could we have misjudged either of you?
Jan 3, 2010 at 10:23 pm rating: 90
#33
Neeners
Note to self: All men wearing yellow hoodies are GAY. No exceptions!
Now we are all clear. But are all women wearing yellow hoodies ‘lesbians’?
Jan 3, 2010 at 10:25 pm rating: 90
#34
sam
if the man actually was peeping wouldn’t her reaction be quite appropriate?
Jan 3, 2010 at 10:27 pm rating: 90
#35
Hmmm
You gotta love any note that includes the words, “Bitch Please”!
Jan 3, 2010 at 11:53 pm rating: 90
#36
Geek Goddess
$20 says the cat’s name is Taboo.
Jan 4, 2010 at 12:00 am rating: 90
#37
funny video blog
How embarrassing for her! Sorry lady… epic fail.
Jan 4, 2010 at 12:16 am rating: 90
#38
sushimwah
hahaha…
makes me look stupid
for laughing out loud!!
Jan 4, 2010 at 4:02 am rating: 90
#39
Chicken Underwear
the first one is not so passive.
Jan 4, 2010 at 7:21 am rating: 90
#40
adam
It’s pretty easy to play the I’m gay card here. Seems a little too convinient.
Jan 4, 2010 at 7:40 am rating: 90
#41
Ann
When you’re laying nude and spread eagle facing your unobscured first floor window, well…I don’t really feel sorry for you if someone catches a glimpse of the goods.
Jan 4, 2010 at 8:39 am rating: 90
#42
park rose
My funky fonts and rainbow colours trump your highlights any day, anyway, anyhow. Bitch.
And…My Big Fucking Roll Eyes have 20/20 vision. That’s why they’re big, and eye-fucking things they shouldn’t be. Illiterate – the new euphemism for blind. Which I’m not, and which you don’t have. Which is why I can judge, so precisely, the measure of your rack and cooter.
Jan 4, 2010 at 8:43 am rating: 90
#43
Tasha
This pairing of signs leads me to believe that these two people ought to either befriend one another or enter a cage match.
Jan 4, 2010 at 9:12 am rating: 90
#44
snokful
Team Cooter. I was all for Team Creeper til he let forth with a misogynist rant at the end. Uh yeah man, you just couldn’t gracefully accept you were caught out, could you?
Jan 4, 2010 at 10:29 am rating: 90
#45
TheFamilyMan
How is peeing outside of a window going to aid in one’s quest for missing pussy?
Jan 4, 2010 at 1:05 pm rating: 90
#46
Ashley
My favorite part is the original note: everything’s in CAPS except for erection.
Jan 4, 2010 at 1:25 pm rating: 90
#47
aaa
I would be Team Gay Neighbor, but he totally failed Your vs. You’re. He also crapped up Wasn’t vs. Weren’t. So, uh, yeah, Team aaa. Because I am the shit. Fer serious. I guess.
Jan 4, 2010 at 1:51 pm rating: 90
#48
Chris
Epic.
Jan 4, 2010 at 3:14 pm rating: 90
#49
felix
Everyone know this lovely little ditty?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thFjTo6r4gg
Jan 4, 2010 at 5:24 pm rating: 90
#50
pilgrimchick
The response was probably the most brilliant thing I’ve read in a long time. Who knew what one should read into the color of a hoodie?
Jan 4, 2010 at 7:03 pm rating: 90
#51
park rose
Once oi rolleyesd oi waz never gonna foind moi koitty, oi goive up…
Jan 4, 2010 at 9:36 pm rating: 90
#52
Canthz_B
Hey, listen lady, I was just looking for my cat that night.
Should it matter how much catnip I just happened to sprinkle under your bedroom window that day?
Jan 4, 2010 at 10:16 pm rating: 90
#53
Crystal
He starts out so nice…and then he stewed on it. BTDT
I’m still on team Creeper though.
Jan 4, 2010 at 11:21 pm rating: 90
#54
Miss Shackson if You're Nasty
brevity is the soul of witquit while you’re aheadless is morestfu
Jan 6, 2010 at 10:05 pm rating: 90
#55
Me
Good points, I think I will definitely subscribe! I’ll go and read some more! What do you see the future of this being?
Jan 8, 2010 at 7:12 am rating: 90
#56
jamsy
Err..his cat wandered into her bush?
Just how big is her bush exactly?
Jan 8, 2010 at 2:01 pm rating: 90
#57
Tommyboy
err… he was looking for his pussy(cat) after all, wasn’t he?
Jan 11, 2010 at 4:04 am rating: 90
#58
Ellen
The Luxury Spot has posted this as if it’s their own: http://www.theluxuryspot.com/2010/01/11/peeping-tom-the-gay-edition/ – without credit given to this site. Are there rules about this? Or even just common courtesy?
Jan 11, 2010 at 12:39 pm rating: 90
#59
shesajem
My response if I was the girl: “Sweet a free gift voucher – I should walk around naked more often.”
Jan 13, 2010 at 11:30 pm rating: 90
#60
lachupa
did he find the cat?
Jan 15, 2010 at 2:21 pm rating: 90
#61 Funniest notes of 2010 | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com
[...] The Creeper [...]
Dec 31, 2010 at 12:09 am rating: 90
#62 Next time, I’ll burn the mail. | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com
[...] related: (Don’t Fear) The Creeper [...]
Jun 23, 2011 at 10:29 pm rating: 90
Comments are Closed