If you needed another reason to be happy you don’t live in Utah, Justin brings us this explosion of bad ideas from a Provo office park.
(I’m going with “Team None-of-the-Above” for this one.)
related: The bathroom walls are NOT soundproof.
extra credit: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Air Freshener
82 responses so far ↓
#1
TippingCows
My question is – which note came first? It could seem like the small one came first. In fact I am 90% sure of it. But wouldn’t it be funny if the crapper was making fun of the smeller?
Also, can’t the smeller just close his door and/or put a candle in there or something?
I think
MoronismMormonism drives people to insanity, and this is the result.Oct 31, 2010 at 10:22 pm rating: 90
#2
lagne
I.. I don’t.. just.. wh – huh??
Oct 31, 2010 at 10:25 pm rating: 90
#3
www.stuffistolefromtheinternet.com
Maybe the office pizza party led to the terrible smell of doo-doo
Oct 31, 2010 at 10:32 pm rating: 90
#4
Ellen
Does the small note say “unhealthy for my body” or “unhealthy for my baby”? If the latter we may have another unborn baby guilt trip on our hands.
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/29/it-must-have-been-a-pretty-big-bite/
Oct 31, 2010 at 10:32 pm rating: 90
#5
cy
Someone call PapaJohn’s product marketing dept… new product line…Air Fresheners!!! watch out Glade.
Oct 31, 2010 at 10:39 pm rating: 90
#6
shwonline
Papa’s in the (out)house
Oct 31, 2010 at 10:54 pm rating: 90
#7
Catburglar
I have the solution – note writer #1 (or should that be Number Two) should switch to an exclusively pizza diet.
Oct 31, 2010 at 11:14 pm rating: 90
#8
David G
that pepto pizza was F-ing delicious! thnx Papa john
Nov 1, 2010 at 12:25 am rating: 90
#9
ggggbbybby
what… how… who uses a pizza box as an air freshener?
Nov 1, 2010 at 12:40 am rating: 90
#10
alie
I love that person’s handwriting. Holy crap, it’s awesome.
Nov 1, 2010 at 12:51 am rating: 90
#11
Canthz_B
To be fair, Papa John’s pizza is slightly better smelling than shit.
I would like to say it tastes better than shit…but I’ve never eaten shit, so I’ll say Papa John’s tastes better than as close to shit as my imagination will allow.
Nov 1, 2010 at 2:09 am rating: 90
#12
Canthz_B
The better question is Who put the pizza box in the bathroom trash?
I mean, multi-tasking is all good, but scarfing down an entire pizza pie and shitting it out at the same time deserves recognition at all costs!
Nov 1, 2010 at 2:13 am rating: 90
#13
Na
I don’t know if the smell of old pizza mingled with the smell of poo is that much more appetising than the smell of poo.
PEOPLE: LEARN TO LIGHT A MATCH!
Nov 1, 2010 at 5:26 am rating: 90
#14
Odious
She can’t defecate if she smells food? That’s incredibly weird. Does her psychiatrist know her bowel muscles are connected to her nose? I bet she also can’t go to certain sounds, colors or wallpaper textures. I picture her telling her psychiatrist “I haven’t gone for a week because my neighbor’s been grilling burgers”. I picture her with the ER doc:
Doc: Do you know what caused your weeks of constipation?
P/A Noter: Hamburgers.
Doc: How many have you eaten?!
PANer: Zero.
Nov 1, 2010 at 6:24 am rating: 90
#15
bored@work
If you have enough time in the bathroom to write/read a PA note, you are in there too long! Get in, get done, get out and make sure your stance isn’t too wide.
Team: No notes in the pooper.
Nov 1, 2010 at 8:41 am rating: 90
#16
Canthz_B
To Mr. Uncomfortable all I can say is what I was told as a child…”Go before you leave home!”
If you need to take a crap more often than every 12 hours…see a doctor, something is messed up inside of you!!
Nov 1, 2010 at 8:56 am rating: 90
#17
Arrrrrg
Burn that outhouse down!
♪ The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! ♬
Nov 1, 2010 at 8:56 am rating: 90
#18
practicalman
they don’t have vent fans in Utah?
Nov 1, 2010 at 9:46 am rating: 90
#19
divaandwriter
Why don’t we all take up a collection and give those nice poopers … er people a gift certificate to Bath and Body Works so they can get some sweet smelling lavender for their office bathroom.
Nov 1, 2010 at 9:52 am rating: 90
#20
Zorin
I’m glad I’m not the only one who finds food odor in a bathroom to be revolting.
I don’t know why, but if I smell food in a restroom I immediately go “ugh”. It’s nearly as bad as smelling shit in an area you normally eat food.
So I agree with the smaller note’s writer. Keep pizza boxes out of the restroom. Ugh.
Nov 1, 2010 at 10:02 am rating: 90
#21
Silence
Am I the only one who find their respective handwriting to be oddly similar?
Nov 1, 2010 at 11:16 am rating: 90
#22
David G
And of course i hate you too, woman on the verge! Really hit the G-spot there, didn’t i?
Nov 1, 2010 at 11:34 am rating: 90
#23
sybann
Dear lord, we’re surrounded by spoiled entitled asshats who must be protected from smells.
GROW THE FUCK UP.
Nov 1, 2010 at 11:47 am rating: 90
#24
Ashley
The handwriting for both notes looks the same. Making it invalid and …..mmm not funny.
Nov 1, 2010 at 12:06 pm rating: 90
#25
The Elf
I must admit, I would be disturbed by the pizza box in the bathroom too, especially if it was a one-holer. That one eye, those tomatoes…. they’re watching me. Papa’s in the outhouse, people, and he likes it there.
Nov 1, 2010 at 12:43 pm rating: 90
#26
Mo®
Did somebody order a sausage pizza?
cue inappropriate 70′s porn music
Nov 1, 2010 at 1:46 pm rating: 90
#27
Dude, I'm Just Effing Saying!
What barbarian takes a dump with the door open!
Believe me! A prude I am not!
But what effing dirt pile does one live under to think that It is perfectly okay[d*mned 'politically correct'] to relieve oneself in an opened door PUBLIC bathroom!?
Nov 1, 2010 at 4:06 pm rating: 90
#28
anna
What’s BM? I thought it said ‘bum’ at first.
Nov 1, 2010 at 4:17 pm rating: 90
#29
lauren (a different one!)
I actually hate when my roommate closes the door after he craps because then I get attacked by the nasty odor.
and there’s only one dinky-ass window in there, way too high for me to reach. D8
Nov 1, 2010 at 7:45 pm rating: 90
#30
denni in oz
That is the same handwriting in both notes. The 2nd one is slightly different but it is hard to disguise your own handwriting as your so used to scribing in one particular way. Admittedly the joke was OK ab0ut the bowel movements.
Nov 1, 2010 at 8:24 pm rating: 90
#31
The Darby
No one else said it? Well, I guess I will:
I hope that pizza was f*cking delicious.
Oh yeah…I went there…
Nov 1, 2010 at 8:47 pm rating: 90
#32
grevillea
When you eat cheap nasty pizza in the break room with the door open, the smell comes into my office. I can’t work with that awful smell. And if I can’t work, my kids don’t eat. That’s why I pooped in this paper bag and left it in the break room – as air freshener. Thanks.
Nov 1, 2010 at 11:15 pm rating: 90
#33
Noelegy
This makes me think of my dad’s favorite joke, the one he never gets tired of.
An Avon lady gets into an elevator in a high-rise building. She has to pass a little gas. So she takes out some pine-scented air freshener from her sample bag and sprays it around.
A drunk guy gets on at the next floor and starts sniffing. “What’s that smell?” he wants to know. “Oh, do you like it?” the Avon lady asks. “Smells like someone shit a Christmas tree!” he replies.
Nov 2, 2010 at 9:19 am rating: 90
#34
sarah
my husband and i were mormons for halloween. we went up to people and asked them if we could talk to them about jesus. it scared everyone.
how does pizza work as an air freshener?
Nov 3, 2010 at 9:01 pm rating: 90
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