“The crayon note showed up about two months before the response,” says Monica at Goucher College, “but both have been a source of great entertainment.”
related: Comrades, take notice!
extra credit: A lesson from Barney! **********
“The crayon note showed up about two months before the response,” says Monica at Goucher College, “but both have been a source of great entertainment.”
related: Comrades, take notice!
extra credit: A lesson from Barney! **********
FILED UNDER: a little patronizing · Baltimore · college life · food · questionable logic · rebuttals · sharing is caring · stealing
78 responses so far ↓
#1
TickleMyBambo
Next time, on Care Bears:
Snuggle Rainbow Farting Bear teaches us a lesson on how Passive Aggressive notes written in crayon are hardly taken seriously and that it is better to share, share, SHARE your feelings to your friends face to face instead of hiding behind silly notes. Subplot includes Grumpy bear sending Note writer to the corner for time out as punishment for even uttering Barney’s name.
Apr 18, 2011 at 8:20 pm rating: 90
#2
Party in my pants
Funny… I thought Goucher was a community college, not the other way around.
Share, share, that’s fair… Is that a quote from Barney or Obama?
Apr 18, 2011 at 8:33 pm rating: 90
#3
Lissla
I went to Goucher and all I can say is that the initial passive aggressive note sums up the school perfectly. As does the response, actually.
Also, Jeffery House sucks. Bacon House forever!
Apr 18, 2011 at 8:44 pm rating: 90
#4
Jen
isn’t stealing basically just forcing someone else to “share share”?
Apr 18, 2011 at 9:24 pm rating: 90
#5
Canthz_B
Crayons and Barney? Must be a junior college…a Nick Jr. college.
Apr 18, 2011 at 11:57 pm rating: 90
#6
Canthz_B
Share, share, that’s fair.
Swift hands, fleet feet, you’re beat.
Apr 19, 2011 at 12:04 am rating: 90
#7
snee
ASSHOLE STOLE MY CRAYONS!
Apr 19, 2011 at 1:37 am rating: 90
#8
The Elf
I love this – we’re a community, which means we share, which means YOU DON’T TOUCH MY FOOD. NO FOOD FOR YOU. It’s not like corporate America, where YOU STILL DON’T TOUCH MY FOOD. NO FOOD FOR YOU. I’m so glad this person is old enough to vote.
Apr 19, 2011 at 6:17 am rating: 90
#9
Nunavut Guy
Harpo and Chico colleges are far more forgiving.Zeppo house is a little out there though.
Apr 19, 2011 at 6:39 am rating: 90
#10
Kara
If everyone was writing in crayons we might all be a bit more neighborly to each other. Instead Corporate America has instituted the ball point pen, clearly a more cut-throat option.
Apr 19, 2011 at 9:52 am rating: 90
#11
briteeyesnsmile
Ok, we’ve all seen COUNTLESS messages on this subject in/on/near/around communal food vestibules and labeled or not, I have NEVER understood people taking food that they did not furnish . . . I. Do. Not. Get. It. and I never will . . . if you didn’t put it there, DON’T EAT IT!!! Simple as that. Team Crayon.
Apr 19, 2011 at 5:43 pm rating: 90
#12
MMA Los Angeles
I think Team Crayon loses credibility in the fact that they wrote in crayon. After all, how can you get angry or make a point when you’re written a note in multi-colored, pre-school handwriting? Team Passive Aggressive Response.
Apr 19, 2011 at 5:56 pm rating: 90
#13
divaandwriter
Rule No. 1 of College Dormitory Living:
Do not leave anything lying around anywhere, unless you want some douchebag to steal it.
Rule No. 1A:
The douchebag will always be someone you least suspect.
Apr 20, 2011 at 9:55 am rating: 90
#14
monica
My 15 minutes of passive aggressive fame! Let’s just hope the crayon culprit reads this site.
Apr 20, 2011 at 12:01 pm rating: 90
#15
jeffry house resident
Yup. The douchebags are always looking for free shit that they can get for free. Team Crayon has one major flaw in its ideology: if you can afford to go to a private school like Goucher, you can afford to buy/rent a minifridge. Simple as that.
Also, leaving food in a communal fridge is just gross. What if the high/drunk/cracked up kids spit in it?
Apr 20, 2011 at 12:09 pm rating: 90
#16
Lisa
That shit about unlabeled food just chaps my ass. Unless the item(s) in question is multiple, identical items (i.e. milk, eggs), then there should be no damn need to label food.
Listen up, asshole, even if you don’t know who it DOES belong to, you sure as shit know it does NOT belong to you. If there’s half a tuna sandwich or leftover Thai food in the fridge, and you didn’t put it there, DON’T EAT IT. It is NOT yours. WTF is so damn hard about that?
And wow. I thought it might be a good idea to read previous comments before I posted, just in case 30 people made this point before me. Turns out this is way deeper for some of you than it is for me.
Apr 20, 2011 at 3:07 pm rating: 90
#17
goucher student
Goucher is a private college, but fairly cheap as they go. Just because someone goes here doesn’t mean that they can afford a minifridge. Some people go to college, including Goucher, on full scholarships.
But seriously, this is silly.
Apr 21, 2011 at 7:38 pm rating: 90
#18
monica
Goucher isn’t cheap, it’s the same price as all comparable liberal arts schools. But it gives some people good scholarships.
Chances are if you are here on scholarship your roommate or neighbor will have a minifridge and they will let you put stuff in theirs’.
Apr 22, 2011 at 3:17 pm rating: 90
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