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• #1   Ryene

  That’s hilarious.

  Jun 11, 2013 at 9:27 pm   rating: 90  
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• #2   Rose

  I know it can be hard to distinguish between the two at times, but dishes and cutlery are actually amphibians. They thrive perfectly well in the sink.

  Jun 11, 2013 at 9:38 pm   rating: 90  
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• #3   debkatz

  Please, oh please, oh please, someone place a lizard in the cutlery drawer…..

  Jun 12, 2013 at 12:00 am   rating: 90  
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• #4   hitlerwasright

  lol wtf gekko is amphimpian

  Jun 12, 2013 at 12:32 am   rating: 90  
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  • #4.1   Jessi

    No it isn’t. Especially not a leopard gecko (the one pictured). Not many amphibians are from the desert.

    Jun 12, 2013 at 12:37 am   rating: 90  
     

  • #4.2   hitlerwasright

    ^—- wrong gekko is ampibian

    Jun 12, 2013 at 12:45 am   rating: 90  
     

  • #4.3   FeRD

    No, repeating it won’t make you right. The sign is correct — they’re reptiles, which is a completely different class from amphibians. Feel free to look up “Gecko” in Wikipedia and convince yourself. They are not amphibians. (Or amphimpians or ampibians.)

    Jun 12, 2013 at 1:41 am   rating: 90  
     

  • #4.4   hitlerwasright

    damn ur right ur smart i always thought its the water kind of reptile

    Jun 12, 2013 at 2:23 am   rating: 90  
     

  • #4.5   Rene

    You’re thinking of newts or salamanders.

    Jun 12, 2013 at 2:42 am   rating: 90  
     

  • #4.6   The Elf

    Or we can just assume that anyone with the userid “hitlerwasright” is wrong about a whole helluva lot and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

    Jun 12, 2013 at 8:47 am   rating: 90  
     

  • #4.7   FeRD

    Now, now, Elf… gotta look at the evidence. Based on what we’ve seen, that could easily have been just another typo. Perhaps the username was supposed to read “stiflersmomstight”. Or “antlerstonight”. Maybe “itlawsite”?

    Jun 13, 2013 at 4:11 am   rating: 90  
     
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• #5   Tracy

  I understand doing a 180 to mean doing a complete turnaround and can see what it means in the context but why an Aussie 180? I tried to Google the expression but no luck.

  Jun 12, 2013 at 7:38 am   rating: 90  
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  • #5.1   The Elf

    The submission comes from Perth, so……

    Jun 12, 2013 at 8:48 am   rating: 90  
     

  • #5.2   TKD

    Depends upon your global position. If you are in the southern hemisphere, an Aussie 180 is just a plain old about face. But if you are in the northern hemisphere, it must be performed while in the handstand position. Go ahead, look it up… it’s on the internet.

    Jun 12, 2013 at 10:44 am   rating: 90  
     
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• #6   Littlest Hobo

  I love those little guys! I really want one, but I think the dog would wanna eat it!

  Jun 12, 2013 at 12:12 pm   rating: 90  
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• #7   Gwan

  Had to read that a couple of times before I got that they meant “to lie” not “to lay (eggs)”. Was confused about where knives and forks spawning came into it.

  Jun 12, 2013 at 1:38 pm   rating: 90  
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• #8   pooham

  Someone needs to fill the drawers and cupboards with dirt for these subterranean creatures.

  Jun 12, 2013 at 2:13 pm   rating: 90  
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• #9   The King

  I don’t get it. I love my Gekkos and I have never seen my plates but on the table in the dining room.

  Jun 15, 2013 at 7:33 pm   rating: 90  
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• #10   Raichu

  Points for creativity, notewriter

  Jun 15, 2013 at 8:36 pm   rating: 90  
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