Toby in the U.K. found this note taped to his front door, and found it a bit baffling — not to mention disturbing — given that he doesn’t own a cat. “I can only imagine what these ‘defensive measures’ might be,” Toby says. “I hope the cat in question can avoid them.”
And when it comes to the idea of “disciplining” your cat, I can’t even imagine what that might mean.
(just click the image below to enlarge)
related: Your cat. Your choice.
78 responses so far ↓
#1
esaowiurjhweiur
I wonder what the writers cat gets up to when it leaves the house.
Glass houses, stones, etc.
“discipline a cat” WTF? If you could figure that out, you’d be a millionaire.
Oct 16, 2013 at 12:46 pm rating: 90
#2
shainski
I actually think that this is a good note – because the writer put his name and how to find him on the note.
Often these notes are totally one-sided – and don’t allow for any follow up – because of the omission of that.
So, while the note is mildly threatening, it allows some interaction.
Oct 16, 2013 at 12:51 pm rating: 90
#3
Termagant
If the rug only cost $30 to clean then why is the original cost of the rug relevant? You don’t clean a rug and then replace it.
Oct 16, 2013 at 12:51 pm rating: 90
#4
missgnomers
I’m wondering what the original 50 pounds was for if it was 30 pounds to clean it….did he charge the cat 50 for pooping there? I’m so confused….
Oct 16, 2013 at 12:52 pm rating: 90
#5
shwo!
Hey, you leave your cat flap open, you’re going to get cats. That’s why I installed a bourbon and dames flap at my place.
Oct 16, 2013 at 1:08 pm rating: 90
#6
Jami
*goes puts on her fire resistant armor and prepares for another round of Indoor Cat VS Outdoor Cat*
Oct 16, 2013 at 1:09 pm rating: 90
#7
H for Toy
This handwriting is refreshingly messy, after the disturbingly neat specimens we’ve had in the last couple notes. The old PAN I know and love is back.
Oct 16, 2013 at 1:12 pm rating: 90
#8
Raichu
“Discipline” a cat? Nobody disciplines cats. You don’t know anything about cats, note-writer.
Another interesting thing to note is that many people feed cats that do not actually belong to them, because cats wander around looking cute for everyone and adopting various people’s services at whim.
Oct 16, 2013 at 1:45 pm rating: 90
#9
My name is Princess!
Dear Howard,
To prevent cats from having access to your rug, you might want to consider blocking the entrance.
Madam
Oct 16, 2013 at 1:59 pm rating: 90
#10
Nat
Is nobody else in love with the ‘best wishes’ sticker? I think that’s my favourite part.
Oct 16, 2013 at 2:10 pm rating: 90
#11
K
Am I the only one who’s slightly disturbed by the changing pronouns when referring to the cat? Not that I think the cat cares, but being so inconsistent is kind of strange.
Oct 16, 2013 at 2:46 pm rating: 90
#12
macphile
“Please discipline your cat”
I love it!
Oct 16, 2013 at 3:10 pm rating: 90
#13
Shitmom
Since when does it cost £30 to clean some cat shit off a rug? I’m just wondering because I do this quite often and no one has ever paid me a dime. Or a pence.
Oct 16, 2013 at 3:12 pm rating: 90
#14
Kat
Is anyone else seeing the Stanley Steemer ad next this post? Talk about your targeted advertising….
Oct 16, 2013 at 3:25 pm rating: 90
#15
shwo!
By any chance, did the cat keep asking, “Where’s the money, Lebowski?”
Oct 16, 2013 at 5:30 pm rating: 90
#16
kmd
That rug really tied the room together, man.
Oct 16, 2013 at 6:03 pm rating: 90
#17
Jennifer F
I guess I have to be the one… The correct spelling is “mischief”, Howard. I before e, Howard.
Oct 16, 2013 at 7:16 pm rating: 90
#18
AlyInSebby
aaahhhhnnnnnddd since no one else has stepped up yet…
That cat was f-ing DELICIOUS!
(pronounced DEE-Leee-Sheee-US!!)
Oct 16, 2013 at 7:48 pm rating: 90
#19
K.
Best wishes!
Oct 17, 2013 at 9:53 am rating: 90
#20
Quite Contrary
The cat is also an accused goldfish murderer. This is serious stuff, people.
Oct 17, 2013 at 3:20 pm rating: 90
#21
Rumtopf
I’d suggest one of those microchip reading cat flaps. A little bit expensive(though some are the cost of 2 rug cleanings! xD) but you solve the problem of unwanted furry visitors. Plus it’s always a good idea to have your pets chipped.
Oct 17, 2013 at 6:02 pm rating: 90
#22
Phoenix
This reminds me, I need to talk to the neighbors in my building again about letting the stray cats inside “to get out of the rain.” Another one almost got inside my apt when I opened the door. My dwarf rabbit might survive, but my allergies would not. Ah, neighbors.
Oct 18, 2013 at 7:07 am rating: 90
#23
warns
I don’t get people who use cat/dog doors in the first place. Here, the rest of the world, my home is open to you all the time. Build a fence, or be around when your cat is outside, even when I used to give my rascally cat a little outdoor space, I was there, and aware of where he was cause I cared about him.
Also it would’ve taken so much less time to go talk to your neighbor rather than writing this massive note in tiny handwriting. Could’ve saved himself the trouble by having a simple human conversation, not to mention found out his target didn’t own a cat.
Oct 18, 2013 at 6:37 pm rating: 90
#24
Minmom3
Or, where I live in the U.S., there is both a speedy road just outside my front door, and wildlife who think cats are tasty… My cats will stay in and alive. I’ve had outdoor cats in the past, and they do not live as long, and they DID hunt, really well. Nowadays, I’d just as soon have my cats not contribute to song bird destruction. And somebody else will have to kill the gophers!
Oct 28, 2013 at 11:50 am rating: 90
#25
Karen
What anal writing they have!
Nov 22, 2013 at 1:44 pm rating: 90
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