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March 12th, 2014 · 27 comments

What’s tackier than a pimp cup crusted in rhinestones? How bout a pimp cup crusted in last weekend’s purple drank?

(Thanks, CharChar!)

related: That’s punny

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#1 J

Team note-writer.

Mar 12, 2014 at 8:13 pm rating: 90

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- #1.1 The Elf
  
  Team note writer for no other reason than it’s a pimp cup.
  
  Mar 13, 2014 at 7:52 am rating: 90
- #1.2 The Beast Among Us
  
  The cup belongs to the Queen of the Damned.
  
  Mar 17, 2014 at 2:02 pm rating: 90
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#2 Lita

Oh honey. That cup is just SO not fashionable.

Mar 12, 2014 at 10:01 pm rating: 90

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#3 Roto13

I get it, it’s because “queen” sounds like “clean” right

Mar 12, 2014 at 10:33 pm rating: 90

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#4 FeRD

This Jack thinks he’s such a Joker… I wish someone would just sit him down and say, “You’re only maKing a fool of yourself with these puns, Ace.”

Mar 12, 2014 at 10:44 pm rating: 90

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#5 Jami

I would be afraid to use a cup like that except to store pens or fake flowers. All that stuff would start come off as you wash it repeatedly.

Mar 13, 2014 at 12:43 am rating: 90

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- #5.1 pooham
  
  Me too Jami. My Mom got a Pimp cup during the Christmas gift exchange a few years ago. She left it at my house and nobody drinks out of it. It just sits on top of the fridge waiting for the next photo opportunity.
  
  Mar 13, 2014 at 1:10 pm rating: 90
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#6 TRT

Maybe they wanted to break free from this life, your so self-satisfied, they didn’t need you.

Mar 13, 2014 at 4:31 am rating: 90

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#7 Zero Our Hero

If I worked in that office, I’d put fresh flowers in that cup EVERY DAY until the owner took the hint and hid that monstrosity from public view.
PS: I for one, thought the wordplay on queen and clean was funny. Repeat the words in Mike Tyson voice and you’ll get it. Or not.

Mar 13, 2014 at 7:19 am rating: 90

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- #7.1 assiveProgressive
  
  NOW I get it. OK, now it’s funny
  
  Mar 13, 2014 at 11:50 am rating: 90
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#8 dragon

I saw that in an AT&T commercial. The note writer needs to make a public apology for committing plagiarism.

Mar 13, 2014 at 7:37 am rating: 90

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- #8.1 Lil'
  
  Maybe this is the AT&T break room and this cup started it all.
  
  Mar 13, 2014 at 9:10 am rating: 90
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#9 The Elf

Leave it long enough to grow poison mold and it becomes Killer Queen cup.

Ooooh, that dirty cup leaver is under pressure now.

Another roommate relationship bites the dust.

It’s enough to drive me slightly mad.

(Don’t stop me now, I’m on a roll.)

Mar 13, 2014 at 7:51 am rating: 90

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- #9.1 assiveProgressive
  
  We will, we will Wash you — everybody, sing it
  
  Mar 13, 2014 at 11:52 am rating: 90
- #9.2 Zetal
  
  I suppose the show must go on…
  
  They might not wash it after the killer mold. After all, who wants to live forever?
  
  This cup must belong to the princes of the universe.
  
  Mar 13, 2014 at 12:30 pm rating: 90
- #9.3 shenanigans
  
  Personally, I would look at the closest fat-bottomed girl.
  
  Mar 13, 2014 at 9:04 pm rating: 90
- #9.4 The Beast Among Us
  
  I simply want the hammer to fall on that chalice.
  
  Mar 14, 2014 at 12:44 pm rating: 90
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#10 The Beast Among Us

I wouldn’t drink out of that cup because it would make me look like an idiot. Rhinestones should be on gold, red, or white, not on black.

Mar 13, 2014 at 1:28 pm rating: 90

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#11 Lil'

And you’ll never be royal (royal)
Don’t try to front with that cup
Please take the time to wash it up
I think it’s starting to grow fuzz
And it smells like sewer (sewer)
I can tell it isn’t clean
And since it has jewels, has jewels, has jewels, has jewels
Don’t try to wash it in the machine

Mar 13, 2014 at 2:33 pm rating: 90

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- #11.1 Lab dude
  
  Thank you SO much for that earworm. Going to have to take my ears off with a belt sander now.
  
  I hate that damn song.
  
  Mar 14, 2014 at 10:39 am rating: 90
- #11.2 Lil'
  
  Tune in later when sing it to the beat of “Talk Dirty to Me”.
  
  Mar 14, 2014 at 12:47 pm rating: 90
- #11.3 Jami
  
  I find a good way to combat earworm is to go to YouTube and watch the official music video for One Pound Fish. Just Glue Some Gears On It (And Call It Steampunk) works wonders too.
  
  Mar 15, 2014 at 12:22 am rating: 90
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#12 shesajem

I can just imagine the cup owner being all queen like and saying “well clean it bitch!” haha.

Mar 13, 2014 at 7:18 pm rating: 90

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#13 rushgirl2112

Team cup owner. If note writer doesn’t like the look or dirtiness of the cup, he/she can take two seconds to stick it in a cabinet and let the Law of Natural Consequences work. If cup owner wants to use it again, it’ll be a bitch to clean it out.

Mar 13, 2014 at 8:14 pm rating: 90

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Mar 22, 2014 at 6:46 am rating: 90

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#15 duh

purple drank? just stop.

Mar 31, 2014 at 9:03 am rating: 90

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