This is how one guy in Wisconsin decided to let his roommate know wholesale jerseys from china she was using too much toilet paper. How do you suppose that went over?
related: The Toilet Paper Manifesto
Entries Tagged as 'roommates'
You can’t spare three squares?
February 15th, 2016 · 82 Comments
Tags: roommates · toilet paper
Be the ____ you want to see in the world.
July 15th, 2015 · 82 Comments
Frani’s roommate likes to leave inspirational messages on the fridge. (Apparently what she’s inspired was another roomie’s less-than-dazzling wit.)
related: Are you inspired yet?
Tags: roommates · whiteboard
Don’t quote me on that.
April 25th, 2015 · 35 Comments
Writes our anonymous submitter: “After a year of passive-aggressive and straight-up rude behavior, my roommate left me this card to sum up just how wonderful of a person she is. Safe to say we won’t be bunking together again next year?”
related: Oh, gaufre yourself.
Tags: college life · p.s. · roommates · thanks (but not really)
Dirty birds
March 12th, 2014 · 27 Comments
What’s tackier than a pimp cup crusted in rhinestones? How bout a pimp cup crusted in last weekend’s purple drank?
(Thanks, CharChar!)
related: That’s punny
This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed…bitch!
January 21st, 2014 · 54 Comments
“Craigslist can be a shifty place to find a room to rent,” writes Iris in Portland, Oregon, who speaks from experience. “I found a beautiful house renting from a 40-something professional,” but shortly after moving in, things got weird. (Like, meth-fueled mood swings weird.)
“One night,” Iris says, “he decided to take EVERYTHING out of the kitchen, leaving not even so much as a plastic fork. The next day, everything was put back with this note taped to the inside of the fridge. This is brain on drugs, people!”
related: You slam, I steal.
Tags: roommates
Neat freaks on speed
December 17th, 2013 · 129 Comments
Our submitter in Boston says she found this note on the kitchen counter “after my evil roommate abused some Adderall and stayed up cleaning, organizing, and generally banging around till an obscene hour.”
Adds our submitter: “I can’t wait until the day when I live alone.”
related: The patron(izing) saint of roommates
Tags: Boston · cleaning · mean girls · roommates · smiley · thanks (but not really)
Not cool, dudebro
November 7th, 2013 · 104 Comments
The only think Derek — I’m sorry, “Dman” — had to say about this note was, “i live with some girls, and one is pretty funny.” Something tells that “funny ha ha” isn’t what comes to his roommates’ minds when mopping up Derek’s puddles of urine.
related: The Piddler on the Roof
Tags: actually totally reasonable · most popular notes of 2013 · New York · piss · roommates
The coward’s way out of a roommate break-up
October 20th, 2013 · 77 Comments
Writes Megan in Canada: “Found this in my room one night. No warning, no talk. Classy and cowardly.”
related: Trading up
Tags: Canada · moving/not moving · roommates
I’m detecting a foul odor coming from your general direction.
October 10th, 2013 · 206 Comments
Basic hygiene: Sadly, one of those things that some people make it to college without learning…until they end up with a bio major for a roommate.
Tags: college life · hygiene · It's science! · most popular notes of 2013 · odor · roommates · TL;DR
Have you paid your rent this month?
September 30th, 2013 · 25 Comments
Lauren in Brooklyn says that when she asked her roommate, Josh, for the rent, “he gave me kind of a blank stare, but agreed to tape it to the fridge.” Instead, she got this:
Meanwhile, Oscar spotted this hand-painted masterpiece in the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle:
related: A message for our former housemate
